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ThePolaroid
For: I wanna try a Collab 2
I recommend this game to skilled players who have some patience and will enjoy the silly humor. The production value and polish compared to Collab 1 skyrocketed, and many complaints from the first were addressed. Some stages are a bit frustrating, and due to the design philosophy of the game, there is a range of quality between the levels. There is, however a massive amount of content that will appeal to players from each genre and tons of unlockable content as well, so everybody should be able to find something they like.

Other than the occasional lackluster stage and minor balance issues, I can't complain about much else in the game.

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Rating: 9.2 92       Difficulty: 70 70
Oct 8, 2017
ThePolaroid
For: I Wanna Be the Chair 2
Anyone who enjoys a fair bit of platforming and some adventure should give this game a playthrough. It has content to last a good number of hours, fun gimmicks and bosses, great music and you finally get to see the world through the eyes of a chair. It can be frustrating at times during some long segments and a few bosses, and could use a lot more polish, but with the game being sort of years old and needing to get done, I was satisfied with Chair 2 and look forward to the future of Stonk™

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Tagged as: Adventure Gimmick Long
[2] Likes
Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 60 60
Jul 5, 2017
ThePolaroid
For: I wanna VANILLA
I Wanna Be The Vanilla tries some really interesting and new ideas, but it feels more like a tech demo than an actual game.

RNG level design is a gimmick worth exploring, but the execution of the idea here just fell flat. The game is fun and interesting for about ten minutes, then you realize that the randomness of the content actually makes the game bland and boring. Most of my score comes from the production value, idea, and attempt rather than the content, which is what should shine the most in a game. For example, every boss in the game is just an apple with generic attacks that could be found in hundreds of other bad fangames. Adding a handicap to the levels just spawns twenty apples in every room instead of actually trying to make the game harder while still being fun. Vanilla may seem like a fantastic game on the surface, but after digging into it, the game just falls apart.

I'm not sure who to actually recommend this game to. For beginners to fangames, I can see them getting bored extremely fast and dropping it to play any other much better beginner game. For normal fangame players, there's almost nothing of value. I guess if you want a quick short experimental game to experience, give it a try.

I know that Hanamogeta was trying something new and unique, but my appreciation of his idea and effort can only go so far.

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Tagged as: Needle 100_Floor Special
[2] Likes
Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: N/A
Nov 30, 2016
ThePolaroid
For: I wanna be the Number One
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Tagged as: Avoidance Meme
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 35 35
Nov 22, 2016
ThePolaroid
For: I Wanna Spook Jam
A collaboration project with creators of all different styles, some new and some veteran. With over 27 stages, you would expect a few bad apples in the mix, but surprisingly there are very few that even come close to mediocre. Nearly everyone involved did a fantastic job and it couldn't have been done without Patrick's initiative and massive amount of work he put into it.

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Tagged as: Long Collab
[4] Likes
Rating: 9.4 94       Difficulty: 45 45
Oct 31, 2016

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I wanna take the Timemachine 2 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Spook Jam 45.0 9.4

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I wanna take the Timemachine 2 45.0 9.5
For my Valentine 30.0 9.0