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Bio:

About time I updated this bio.

Name: Edgar Cochran
Country: Mexico
Currently living in: Mexico City

-God's servant and one of his blessed sons (John 1:12; John 3:16).
-Lover of the entire animal and plant creation.
-Film lover and reviewer for Letterboxd.com (https://letterboxd.com/elcochran90).
-Adjunct professor and personal tutor of Statistical Inference, Business Forecasting, Marketing Research and Portfolio Theory.

Fangaming experience began in August 2018, so only modest achievements here. However, I'll describe some relevant FAQs here made to me during my stay here since 2018:

Q: Are videogames art?
A: Yes

Q: Are fangames videogames?
A: Yes

Q: Why are your reviews long and unconventional?
A: I am a film reviewer; in a way, I sort of unconsciously dragged my style of film reviewing to the world of fangames. I often involve personal experiences in my writing. Expect that structure; I'm not planning to change it.

Q: How are you rating games? Do you compare fangames as normal games that your ratings are lower than all other people ratings or are you just a critical person?
A: My ratings are not lower than people's ratings all of the time regarding fangames, but they are most of the time. However, this is not my intention. I am rating them as normal games, as in, I don't have a different spectrum for rating "normal", "official" games than fangames. They are in the same scale, because they are all videogames. I don't like to think myself as a critical person; ratings are just subjective numbers. However, I have realized that I rate games more harshly than I rate films/short films, which I do more often.

Q: What are your favorite fangames?
A: I have not played enough fangames to make a comprehensive and representative list, but this can be answered by going to my Favorites list. Anything getting 6.7 or higher will be considered immediately as a favorite.

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I wanna be the My heart goes on 1.0 10.0
I wanna be the Co-op 60.0 9.2
I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 2 85.0 9.0
I wanna be the Overlord 50.0 8.5
I Wanna Start A Party N/A 8.5
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 60.0 8.4
I wanna take the Timemachine 65.0 8.3
I wanna be the RUKIMIN!7(SEVEN!) 50.0 8.1
I wanna be the Catharsis 75.0 8.0
I Wanna Maker N/A 8.0
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 35.0 8.0
I wanna be the Boshy 80.0 7.8
I wanna be the Guy 70.0 7.7
I wanna find my Destiny 60.0 7.7
I wanna be The Cat 65.0 7.5
I wanna be the Fangame! 50.0 7.5
I wanna be the Destination 89.0 7.5
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 7.3
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 7.2
I wanna reach the Moon 55.0 7.2
I wanna warp the worlds 50.0 7.1
I wanna kill the troll king 50.0 7.1
I wanna Sunspike 85.0 7.1
I wanna be GENKI with you 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Neon 3 80.0 7.0
Not Another Needle Game 70.0 7.0
I wanna be the Barrage 80.0 7.0
I Wanna Be the Butterfly 80.0 7.0
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Micromedley 50.0 6.9
Chill Needle 2 75.0 6.9
Not Another VVVVVV Game 60.0 6.8
I wanna be Easy! 25.0 6.8
I wanna be the Contrary 87.0 6.7
I Wanna Be The GBC 83.0 6.6
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 65.0 6.6
I wanna be the Cloudburst 55.0 6.6
I wanna stop the Simulation 50.0 6.6
I wanna be the Machinary 30.0 6.5
I wanna be the Crimson 80.0 6.5
I Wanna Fill In The Blanks 40.0 6.5
I Wanna Find a Cure 55.0 6.4
I wanna Go Ahead! 50.0 6.4
I wanna be the Chargrilled dish of resurrection extra strength 45.0 6.4
I wanna kill the Guy 50.0 6.4
I wanna go across the Rainbow 45.0 6.4
I wanna be the Neurosis 60.0 6.4
I Wanna Make It Breaking Out 86.0 6.4
I wanna Outbreak 50.0 6.3
I Wanna Be the Unknown 80.0 6.3
For my Valentine 40.0 6.3
Jingle Jam 55.0 6.2
I wanna be the Diverse 60.0 6.2
I wanna be the Blocktroid 2 45.0 6.2
I Wanna Spook Jam 55.0 6.2
I wanna colorize the needle 55.0 6.2
I wanna make a Sandwich 50.0 6.1
I wanna Aleph 0 70.0 6.1
I wanna bigger penis 45.0 6.1
I wanna try a Collab 2 75.0 6.1
I wanna be the Magnanimity 65.0 6.1
I wanna Traverse the Neon Rainbow 60.0 6.1
I wanna be the Justice 75.0 6.1
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 35.0 6.0
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the LoveTrap 93.0 6.0
I wanna be the 8bit 55.0 6.0
I wanna be the Krypton 65.0 6.0
I wanna be the Neon 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the HeavenTrap 65.0 6.0
I wanna be the GB 60.0 6.0
I wanna get Cultured 60.0 5.9
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 65.0 5.9
EchoVision 35.0 5.9
I wanna be the Octophobia 25.0 5.8
I Wanna End My Growth 35.0 5.8
I Wanna Find A Test Player 20.0 5.7
I wanna be Friends 45.0 5.7
I wanna break the Neon Miku 50.0 5.6
I wanna qoqoqo 2 80.0 5.6
I wanna be the Best Guy 2 55.0 5.6
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 35.0 5.5
I wanna follow it 40.0 5.5
I wanna be Minimal 55.0 5.5
I wanna be the Black 90.0 5.5
I wanna be the Colorful Adventure 50.0 5.5
I wanna play Kiduija 40.0 5.5
I wanna have a good WiFi 40.0 5.5
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the Prism 55.0 5.5
I Wanna Go The Twourney 55.0 5.4
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 5.4
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 5.4
I wanna eat the Rori Girl 20.0 5.3
I wanna qowulu 100 45.0 5.3
I wanna be the Crimson kid 50.0 5.3
I wanna sheep 100 60.0 5.2
indigo needle 35.0 5.2
I wanna destroy the pluto 60.0 5.2
I wanna healing spike 35.0 5.2
I wanna be the Aura 35.0 5.2
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 60.0 5.2
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 60.0 5.1
I wanna be the Graverobber 35.0 5.1
I wanna be the Conscience 55.0 5.1
I wanna be the Animus 30.0 5.1
I wanna Love the Winter 2 20.0 5.1
I wanna be the rainbow MIKU 65.0 5.1
I wanna be the Neon 2 55.0 5.1
I wanna be the HeavenTrap2 50.0 5.1
I wanna be the SSR2 85.0 5.1
I wanna feed Your Escapism 55.0 5.1
I wanna Grow Up 45.0 5.0
I wanna Struggle Momentarily 35.0 5.0
I wanna Neonize the Needle 65.0 5.0
I wanna be the Poronkusema 35.0 5.0
I wanna see the Barrage 1.0 5.0
I wanna be the Blocktroid 40.0 5.0
I Wanna be the 512 82.0 5.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 5.0
I wanna Relax with Needle 45.0 5.0
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 45.0 4.9
A Minimal Adventure 40.0 4.9
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 50.0 4.9
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 25.0 4.9
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 4.8
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 25.0 4.8
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 25.0 4.8
I wanna have a happy valentine 35.0 4.8
I wanna be the Kaleidoscope 50.0 4.8
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 50.0 4.8
I wanna Bread 35.0 4.8
I wanna fa trap 20.0 4.7
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 30.0 4.7
I wanna be the Zero Game 30.0 4.7
I wanna be the Steak Temple 55.0 4.7
I wanna be the Vidro 35.0 4.7
I wanna get the gold ribbon 40.0 4.7
I wanna be the Mars 75.0 4.7
I wanna be the 3200min 45.0 4.6
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 65.0 4.6
I wanna be the Noizu 45.0 4.6
I wanna be the Showdown 40.0 4.6
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 4.6
I wanna be the Dieary 75.0 4.6
I wanna destroy the mercury 50.0 4.6
I wanna be the Flower frozen 35.0 4.6
I wanna be Fed up with path ;w; 35.0 4.6
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 4.6
I wanna make the Novelty 55.0 4.6
I wanna eat the lemon 30.0 4.5
I wanna Rose Gear 45.0 4.5
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 34.0 4.5
I wanna rely the Needle 4 50.0 4.5
I Wanna Be the Symmetry 70.0 4.5
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 4.5
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 35.0 4.5
Super Kid Bros. 3 50.0 4.5
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 4.5
I wanna appreciate Meteor stream 80.0 4.5
I Wanna be the 256 86.0 4.5
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Venus 65.0 4.5
I wanna fa trap 2 25.0 4.5
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 4.5
I wanna be the Earth 65.0 4.4
I Wanna be the Yuyuko 40.0 4.4
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 45.0 4.4
I wanna rely the Needle 2 60.0 4.4
I wanna be the 0x00FF00 65.0 4.4
I wanna be the Phantom 60.0 4.4
I wanna destroy the venus 65.0 4.4
3 Traps in 1 room 35.0 4.4
I wanna eat the New Year! 25.0 4.4
I Wanna Classic Adventure 40.0 4.4
I wanna go the DotKid! 88.0 4.4
I wanna go the Spook House 30.0 4.4
I wanna Survive 40.0 4.4
I wanna T.R.A.P. 30.0 4.3
I wanna be the Purple Zone 45.0 4.3
I wanna fall into the snow 50.0 4.3
I wanna be the Orbit Trap 40.0 4.3
I wanna rely the Needle 3 50.0 4.3
I wanna VANILLA 30.0 4.3
I wanna enjoy the Game2 40.0 4.3
I wanna go the Parallel World 50.0 4.3
I wanna be the Locus 75.0 4.3
I wanna make the Novelty Ⅱ 55.0 4.3
I wanna use Snow magic 40.0 4.2
I wanna rely the Needle 45.0 4.2
I wanna go the JUN-G World 35.0 4.2
I wanna be the Yassan(21) 50.0 4.2
Thanks for 2021!! 30.0 4.2
I wanna be the orbit trap 2 40.0 4.2
I wanna Jerryfish 25.0 4.2
I wanna be the Emerald 45.0 4.2
I wanna be the Bored II 50.0 4.1
Thanks For 2022!! 25.0 4.1
I wanna run the Terminal! 44.0 4.1
I wanna be the Color 70.0 4.1
I wanna be the Popularity 87.0 4.1
I wanna be the RZ 87.0 4.1
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 70.0 4.1
I wanna be the Best Guy 55.0 4.0
I wanna see the Pink road 40.0 4.0
I Wanna Be the White Cherry 54.0 4.0
I Wanna Be the Hades 80.0 4.0
I Wanna Graduate From DT 40.0 4.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 4.0
I wanna be the ArioTrap 50.0 4.0
I Wanna Wave 40.0 3.9
I wanna QoQoQo 55.0 3.9
I wanna HunyaaPunpun 30.0 3.9
Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 3.9
I Wanna Escape the Silver Tower 50.0 3.9
Thanks for 2020!! - Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 3.9
I wanna be the Skyclad 50.0 3.8
I wanna go the Trap Way 2 35.0 3.8
I wanna get the Yellow Star 35.0 3.8
Thanks for 2017!! 30.0 3.7
I wanna be the Azure 70.0 3.6
I wanna be the Onelife 35.0 3.6
I wanna be the Flower 65.0 3.6
I wanna be the Dark Blue 35.0 3.6
Pink 35.0 3.6
I wanna play the Rubber Trap 20.0 3.6
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 3.6
I wanna try a Collab 65.0 3.6
Chill Needle 45.0 3.5
I Wanna be the GreeeeN 35.0 3.5
I Wanna Be the JK 60.0 3.5
I wanna be the Distrust 70.0 3.5
I Wanna be the Needle Satan 80.0 3.5
I wanna CQ 50.0 3.5
I wanna be the Tribute 50.0 3.5
I wanna buy the Crayon 65.0 3.5
I wanna celebrate 100 40.0 3.5
I wanna N 50.0 3.5
I wanna be the Adapt 40.0 3.5
I wanna Trick or Treat 60.0 3.5
I wanna see the Entrance 1.0 3.5
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 30.0 3.5
I Wanna End the Blood Festival 75.0 3.5
Thanks for 2014!! 25.0 3.5
I wanna get Freedom 30.0 3.5
I wanna be the Rain 35.0 3.4
I wanna go the trap way 30.0 3.4
I wanna Diminish the Colors 60.0 3.4
I wanna Limitless 35.0 3.4
I wanna be the Churatch 40.0 3.4
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 3.4
I wanna PP 100 40.0 3.4
I Wanna Vanish Needles!! 20.0 3.3
I wanna wanna 20.0 3.3
I wanna be the Little runner 25.0 3.3
I wanna be the 128 80.0 3.3
I wanna be the starter 55.0 3.3
I wanna be the Air 40.0 3.3
I Wanna Be The Mercury 60.0 3.3
I wanna be the Best Guy 4 70.0 3.2
You're the Kid Now, Charlie Brown! 40.0 3.2
I wanna Become the Vegetable 2 35.0 3.2
I wanna be the Sunflower Fairy 55.0 3.2
I Wanna Macaron 45.0 3.2
I Wanna Be the Competitor 70.0 3.1
I wanna keep on dancing 2 45.0 3.1
I wanna be the Payment 45.0 3.1
I wanna be the Chair 65.0 3.1
I Wanna Meet The Gensokyo Remake 65.0 3.1
I wanna stop the Stars 50.0 3.0
I wanna be the White & Black 90.0 3.0
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 35.0 3.0
I wanna be the Best Guy 3 60.0 3.0
I wanna be the Saturn 60.0 2.9
I Wanna be the Zeus 65.0 2.9
I wanna kill the Maker 70.0 2.9
I wanna be the Heart 35.0 2.9
I wanna see the Moon 45.0 2.8
I wanna be the Bored 35.0 2.8
I wanna trial the simple needle 35.0 2.7
ゆるい針ゲ 40.0 2.6
I wanna be the Flow 25.0 2.6
Wish me luck 30.0 2.6
I wanna be the Device 70.0 2.6
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 25.0 2.6
I Wanna Possible 65.0 2.5
I wanna conquer the blow game 2 25.0 2.5
I wanna kill the Weston Douglas Jones 40.0 2.5
I wanna Go the Run! 40.0 2.4
I wanna be the Explorer 65.0 2.4
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 2.4
I Wanna Be the Picture 75.0 2.4
I Wanna Escape the Mysterious House 40.0 2.4
Wish me luck 2 30.0 2.4
I wanna be the Strong 1.0 2.3
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 2.3
I wanna HunyaaPunpun2 20.0 2.3
I wanna be the Shiny spark!! 60.0 2.2
I wanna be the Experience 35.0 2.2
I wanna be the Quarzious - Quarzious Mode 5.0 2.2
I wanna make Better Life Choices 40.0 2.1
I wanna be the Yes Cancel 45.0 2.1
I wanna be the Uranus 45.0 2.1
I wanna be the Green Moon 45.0 2.1
I wanna Become the Vegetable 25.0 2.0
I wanna 50map 50.0 2.0
I Wanna Be the Fortress Returns 45.0 1.9
I wanna be the Avoider 15.0 1.9
Thanks For 2019 - Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 1.8
I wanna kill the Mark Alan Vincent 50.0 1.8
Lover in the Dark 30.0 1.8
I wanna be the Neptune 60.0 1.7
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 25.0 1.7
I Wanna Be Beginner Friendly 10.0 1.6
I wanna be the Bowl 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the Perfectionα 35.0 1.5
I wanna be the Nervous 65.0 1.5
I wanna conquer the blow game 20.0 1.5
I Wanna Be Like Beautiful Starlight 55.0 1.5
I wanna brake the Eight beelzebubs 60.0 1.5
I wanna kill the Matthew Samson Diogo 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the Jupiter 40.0 1.5
I wanna Giripossible 20.0 1.4
I wanna break through Seven trials 80.0 1.4
I wanna be the CaballerosⅥ 60.0 1.4
I wanna be the Perfection AAA 35.0 1.4
I wanna be the GGM 15.0 1.3
I wanna be the Math Major 15.0 1.3
I wanna kill the Kamilia 60.0 1.3
I wanna enjoy the Game 25.0 1.3
I wanna be the Perfection4 2.0 1.2
I wanna be the GR 80.0 1.2
I wanna PD Happy 35.0 1.2
I wanna clear the Crime & Punishment Ver.W&B 45.0 1.1
I wanna be the Perfection3 30.0 1.1
I wanna kill the Maxson Li Jew 45.0 1.0
I wanna be the Perfection 30.0 1.0
I wanna kogda titkami devki tryasut 39.0 1.0
I wanna be the PYF 85.0 0.9
I wanna be the Perfection5 35.0 0.9
I wanna PD ♡ 45.0 0.9
I wanna L 80.0 0.9
I wanna meet the Ruka 2nd 60.0 0.9
I wanna a lot of Spike 45.0 0.8
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 70.0 0.8
I wanna be the Perfection2 35.0 0.8
I wanna be Sure in You 40.0 0.8
I wanna Dorito 25.0 0.7
I Wanna Be the Sadist 81.0 0.7
IWanna ^o^ 20.0 0.7
I wanna be the SSR 75.0 0.7
I Wanna Pass The Inverted Gate Jump By Using The Easiest Way 5.0 0.6
I wanna be the NCE 35.0 0.6
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 0.5
I just wanna play the Needle game 65.0 0.5
I wanna be the Chokochoko 5.0 0.5
I wanna go the Magical journey 1.0 0.5
I wanna Noisepike 1.0 0.5
I wanna be the corner jump 20.0 0.5
I wanna be the Diamond Jump 25.0 0.5
I wanna meet the Ruka 55.0 0.5
配置ゲー作りたくなったから適当な配置ゲー作ってみたww 50.0 0.4
I wanna be the 500 40.0 0.4
S - Stands For... 80.0 0.4
I wanna be the 針ゲ練習 40.0 0.4
I Wanna Fuck Kamilia 45.0 0.4
Simple Hentai 40.0 0.4
I wanna Meet the Ruka 3rd 80.0 0.4
I Wanna Be The Red 40.0 0.3
I wanna be the 50 SGGK Riser 45.0 0.3
I wanna be the 100 SGGK Riser 45.0 0.2
I wanna be the No cancel 100.0 0.1
I Wanna BE the Tempest 87.0 0.1
Boshy 2 1.0 0.1
Hey shitass 0.0 0.1
I wanna explore giant anime girls 5.0 0.1
I wanna be the Justice easy ver N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered N/A N/A

378 Reviews

ElCochran90
For: I Wanna Be The GBC
GBC Review: A LETTER TO THE COMMUNITY

Happy Holidays and blessings to everyone.

“We're 5 minutes into this; you have not started talking about the game yet!”
-Someone about me around March 2020

In order to avoid this, I have decided to split this review into four parts. Even though I personally consider my Catharsis review as my best piece of writing in this site (this is not an attempt of self-promotion), I want GBC to be a document dedicated to the fangaming community and about my perspective as an outsider that was invited into a world I never imagined existed.

Therefore, you can look for your desired reading section following the next numerical arrangement:

I. About myself and my experience in fangames
II. About what this game represents for the community from my personal perspective
III. About the game itself and the reasons behind this rating (the “normal review” part most people are interested in)
IV. Thanks Section

Thank you so much in advance for your interest in my writing, which I have developed throughout a span of 12 years in a language that is not native to me. In case you’re just here for my numbers (6.6, 82) and read at least my intro, I deeply thank you as well for the interest.

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I. About myself and my experience in fangames

The introduction of my experience in fangames can be found in my I Wanna Be The Guy, I Wanna Be The Boshy, I Wanna Sunspike and I Wanna Qoqoqo 2 reviews (which last edit has been removed for the better good). Therefore, I have decided to tackle that topic from a new perspective and meld it with the kind of person (I think) I am.

I was born in 1990, proudly born and raised in Mexico, a Christian, an art appreciator, a former Marketing Research, Portfolio Theory and Applied Inferential Statistics in my university, and an addict to cinema (4300+ and counting). I believe God has a plan for all of us, coincidences do not exist, everything is an outcome of causality, and free will exerts a permanent effect on its surrounding environment. My favorite film is from Hungary, was shot in B&W, was released when I was 4 years old, and is over seven hours long. Currently, I am a full-time-working participant of the capitalist machine in one of the biggest Foods & Beverages companies in the world, support my entire family financially through the wisdom that God gives me, love my family deeply, haven’t seen my father in several years, and have a public film diary dearly supported and promoted by an astonishing amount of followers which I use for two main purposes:

a) Meeting extraordinary people around the world and their individual perspectives on life
b) Finding more about myself through the art of cinema and being able to exteriorize my soul through my writing so others get to know me, and I become more versatile in my usage of language

So, what is my current stance of fangames?

I’d rate my skills around 68/100 in terms of Del Fruit difficulty (Advanced) that is OK at needle, mediocre at avoidances, good at boss fights, expert at criticizing (I always aim at this being constructive), very good and consistent at adventure games, and learns gimmicks quickly. Precision Needle belongs in hell; experimentation should always be welcomed.

Living in a developing economy with a family to sustain is very difficult; you have to adapt to English as the standard international language (education in Mexico has very negative standards and teachers are not supported enough), a fast internet connection is a luxury, upgrading a PC takes away a lot of your savings, and, given that the most basic principles of the Federal Working Law (Ley General del Trabajo) are not followed, working schedules are not standardized, you do not get paid per hour and family distancing is an increasingly notorious social issue.

In short, it demands a lot of sweat and stress to have a worthy living, and the time available for hobbies is extremely scarce.

That’s where my context of fangaming comes in. A very poor GPU is the source of my FPS falling during streams, and therefore have left me no choice but to stream very specific games that are not affected by this, especially considering the input precision that fangames require and the extent to which lag affects your strategies.

However, I am proud with my accomplishments and clear list, and have no serious plans to increase my personally applied skills rating of 68. I don’t consider myself a veteran whatsoever.

The thing is (and Racic understands this really well since I had a live exchange with him during one of his always terrifically funny streams): I joined this community too late, and I feel the weight of my age. There is this age gap that doesn’t allow me to understand 40% of what is happening in the community, many memes fly over me, and I’m many times put in the situation of just watching the streamer’s gameplay and not participating in the conversation a lot because I have absolutely no idea what they’re all talking about. The community is made up of many centennials and several millennials thrown in for good measure that hardly will surpass the 25-year-old mark. It is a very tech-based community. In the context of fangame makers, speedrunners, testers and code writers, this makes sense; however, I am not that type of guy.

I am stuck in a world where all people I stumble upon are better than me, have a deeper knowledge about basic platforming, have better clear times (hang on algosith; I know you taught me an important lesson about this), and have extraordinary achievements which you can either replicate or do it in worse clear times. I have the need of being constantly instructed in new terms (recently, I had no idea what “cactusing” was), getting recommendations, and being led to ways for getting private fangames.

My mentality differs greatly from the most important individuals in this community; I don’t have the resources or the time to belong fully, since it also involves being a Discord man. Embarrassingly, I can barely use it because I don’t understand it (that sounded so old, and it is), so I keep the tradition of reviews and message boards. The community is growing up exponentially and don’t have the time to keep up with all messages or helping new members with the acceptable knowledge and experience I have. Moreover, I don’t cope with some of the jokes people make here, and they have given me two of the most unpleasant online experiences I have had on the Internet (one of them is still available on a Twitch VOD; I recently rewatched it under the mind frame of “it’s all a joke; don’t take it seriously” and I cannot stop feeling extremely offended and even unjustly maligned with false claims about me).

So, I am planning to return to the film world because I had a hiatus due to a prolonged depression state. Meds are working, and my biggest amount of work is there, so it shouldn’t be discontinued.

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II. About what this game represents for the community from my personal perspective

This is not the best fangame of the year, nor a groundbreaking artistic accomplishment, nor one of my favorite fangames, nor one of the best fangame collabs available.

However, its exhaustive concoction is a monument towards how united the community is.

I have seen this community do unthinkable things, not entirely limited to: do I Wanna Be the Guy in Impossible mode before 2010, clear Shrine Maiden 2, clear Brute of a Man (possible mod), do FTFA deathless, clear Melanzana, clear Last TIS, clear Destruction State, speedrun the true ending of K3 under 11 hours, clearing K3 boss rush hitless, speedrun K2 under an hour, clearing Happil 1, making close attempts at clearing Big Kid 2 in Love Trap (I am not updated in this yet), organize fangame marathons and inviting other mod communities to join, participate in the AGDQ events at least 7 times and raising thousands of dollars for charity purposes, make outrageous meme streams (K3 Meme Stream 2 with Stonk is one of the best things I have ever seen on the Internet), clear まゆむしチャンネル, clear ATK 2 (possible mod), clear RIZ, clear Scattered Faith, clear the Lucky trilogy, clear Invincible Alien, clear all Battlegrounds avoidances, clear Butterfly Nova, finish FGN, clear Lektphire, clear Soulless with sick playthroughs of the Hard Mode and, of course, clearing GBC 100%.

However, these are only gaming accomplishments. I am leaving out amazing playthrough videos, tutorials, massive video editing projects, streaming events, and, stating the obvious, creating magnificent fangames.

Many of you know this, but I handle the following relationship for fangames:

-Fangames = Videogames ∈ Art

This puts me in a lower rating spectrum, but not intentionally. What I want to express to the community is the following: I have faith and I am certain not only in the fact that fangame makers have the same creative abilities and potential technical expertise than official videogame creators, but that your final outputs can be as artistically significant as a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Ergo, I use the aforementioned relationship.

Therefore, I make no distinction, because I don’t believe in biases or clauses of exclusivity.

Now,

Enter GBC.

Enter a local meme phenomenon in which a seriously misunderstood classic fangame from 2009 creates a main screen which serves as a tier to many areas like the original starting screen of Guy does, and for some arbitrary reason, countless of fangames, mostly from the Eastern community, replicate this screen, most of the times reinventing it in many ways, some of them better than others. This became a joke, and the screen began to haunt the community.

This is the entry that forced Del Fruit to increase the number of characters available for entering the substantial amount of people that made levels for this collab. The project was extremely hyped and even I was invited into it by a few people, beginning with FruitlessWasabi.

When I was in the least bad conditions for streaming (although still suboptimal), I decided to interrupt my playthrough of a specifically designed queue for 2021 that would end up with a blind playthrough of K2 live and entered GBC into the agenda. I underestimated the scope and size of the stampede that GBC is in terms of length and accomplishments/trophies, but decided to take on the challenge anyway, with FPS dropped and input lag in my streams. It was worth it; I was impressed at the number of viewers that began to watch my streams, including some legends I had only seen in YouTube or live on Twitch. The interest was natural: this game is a timeline event in the Western community, and the original level designers held great interest in watching the reception of their levels from whoever it might be.

GBC is one of the greatest game-creation projects of the community so far, a community that has reached a peak in organization, self-support and interactivity. The consensus that should sustain the admiration towards GBC is the following: the fact that dozens of minds agreed to experiment on a single idea and release it as a single product. Cinema very rarely sees these contributions; collabs are much common in the fangame world, and I’d even argue they are more common in the official videogames world. People treat themselves as friends and trust-worthy working partners, always on the lookout for talented people out there; you name it: designers, video editors, mods, admins, event supporters, etc.

GBC, for me, is the greatest landmark so far in the Western fangame community because of the amount of effort that went into it, the timelines that had to be met by many (the timelines that caused certain levels such as Tower Defense not having any music, for example), and the serious creative decisions taken by the project directors to ensure:

-A reasonable difficulty curve
-Consistent playthrough decisions
-Guaranteed coherent playability between each tier

Conclusively, congrats on release. This is a titanic achievement by fangame dictionary definition, a triumph of organization and common unity, and a very ambitious project.

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III. About the game itself and the reasons behind this rating

(Rating based on all levels of the Main Tier. Difficulty rating also based on Main Tier as requested by the creators.)

GBC is the ultimate audiovisual and conceptually innovative amalgamation of a single concept expanded into hundreds of individually creative particles. It is, so far, the new pedestal to measure creativity regarding a core idea. As a collab, it works wonders because of the unpredictability of the ideas / gimmicks / interpretations / jokes you will get in each level. Therefore, a clear of ALL main levels is highly encouraged.

Sudoku is the most predominant genre, and this should be a logical outcome since the game is a parody taken to the extreme… to the extreme that every single mind allowed the creators to.

As a collab, unfortunately, it suffers from the inherent (yet not axiomatic) truths about collabs: it has ups and downs. The quality is as consistent as a roller-coaster and the genre balancing is as logical as the Covid decisions taken by Mexican president Andrés Manuel López Obrador for reactivating a pandemic-stricken economy.

The game has one basic constraint: prioritize the difficulty curve over artistic consistency. This is appropriate, but the drawback is shocking, since you will be facing original Sudoku ideas first, plain vanilla needle second, repetitive levels third, unlikeable gimmicks fourth, and 3D levels final. There is not a premise nor a promise on an increasing trend on out-of-the-box thinking and gameplay/audiovisual experimentation because the creators envisioned their own ideas with an originally planned difficulty level. It is basically impossible to balance something like this because ideas already entail an original difficulty in the creator’s mind, and nerfing/modifying it results in a distortion of the original conception. That is limiting artistic freedom and is something I strongly defend it in all artforms. I condemn all forms of censorship.

However, it is this unpredictability that, even if at times it will make the game unpleasant throughout, there is still that exciting expectation of: “What the hell could be next?” Given that the game wants to conquer all possible tags/genres available on Del Fruit, there is really no way to forecast the upcoming experience.

That is why all users are strongly exhorted not to spoil the experience through reviews or uploading screenshots. All you require to know is already presented in the intro of the game, so not being used to the original GB doesn’t really affect the intentions and scope of GBC.

Finally, any% playthroughs are really recommended, even for beginners, with the option to stop at the point where they realize they will stumble upon a difficulty wall (Tier 6 [needle section] is my most reliable forecast).

I personally find this above the level of Try A Collab 1 & 2, with #2 being quite the achievement because that fangame, although it suffered from many of the drawbacks if this collab, was much more organized and didn’t become a meme-infested diarrhea display everywhere and had its own meme section with Mr. Bones (and the memes were much better). Also, it gave me one of my hardest avoidance clears, Moonlight Extra hitless, which took me dozens of thousands of deaths and around 40+ hours (I really have no idea though).

TOP 7 LEVELS ARE:

1. Kiyoshi’s Tier 5 Special / Boss Game (Tribute to GB and Zero Game)
2. p00ks Tier 7 Special GBTD
3. hautp’s Tier 8 Needle / Gimmick Stage (Tribute to Starter and K3 Extra)
4. Welowas’ Tier 8 Gimmick Stage
5. very cool’s Tier 7 Gimmick Stage
6. Arras’ Tier 3 Special Level
7. Arras Tier 2 Boss

BOTTOM 5 LEVELS ARE:

5. Duncan’s Tier 2 level with the mouse gimmick and the K3 / Conquer the Blow Game reference
4. M – The
3. E – True
2. E – God
1. M – Maker

TOP 3 MUSIC CHOICES ARE:

1.Joshua Boring – Tier 6 Needle Stage: Muse – “Knights of Cydonia”
2. 29th Letter – Tier 4: Jay & the Americans – “Come a Little Bit Closer”
3. FatherPucci1 – Tier 6 Needle Stage: Aphex Twin – “Pulsewidth”

The entire soundtrack from beginning to end is the most versatile and dissonant experience ever for a game. I love it.

Bosses in general are not so exciting for accessing the next area, avoidances are forgettable and lacking, but the transition areas between each Tier are really fun as a summary of the previously seen stages. Final avoidance attempts strongly to wrap up as a celebration of the culmination of something big, but I personally think that the massive scope of the entire main game preceding it surpasses the final avoidance itself. However, props to Cthaere for undertaking such responsibility.

Special mentions go to p00ks avoidance in Tier 6 and Joshua Boring’s amusing nod to Destination and GB with his Tier 3 boss. Also, excellent closing credits and song choice! Beautiful stuff.

Thanks for this interactive experience. Joshua personally commented to me that the next big (surprise) project will be more consistent regarding how it will be assembled. Regardless of that, the release of GBC is a timeline event for me.

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IV. Thanks Section

I wanted to give all of you a gift: a YouTube playlist of all songs in GBC, especially when FruitlessWasabi told me during mid-year that it hadn't been done yet. I wanted to make this an end-of-year-project after reviewing the game as a sign of thanking you all, in case you found it useful. However, Turdy Tootsan got ahead of me by several months (not surprising at all, duh), which is awesome, but I find it very sad in my end because I have nothing else to give, beyond all the possible constant support to your channels and projects even if I don't really have time to fangame as frequently as before the more my professional career keeps evolving and my wish to have a family comes closer.

So, please thank Turdy Tootsan for all his effort. You can follow said playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8P_Y6VdkDYEqo_q1P4XwD8T25j6jHVRl

Sorry for being so slow and not being able to give you this. Life moves fast for an adult living in a developing economy like Mexico is very harsh but consider me as a contact willing to give shelter to anyone of you ever wanting to pay a visit here once this virus disappears.

Hence, I decided to make a detailed Thanks section to the users that have shaped me as the half-time quasi-fangamer I currently am:

+etany07: For being my best friend, sister in Christ, supporting my streams endlessly, being my first sub and for all your prayers and spent hours on me; God bless you
+GaspacoZanis - For your guidance and tracking my trajectory since day 1, giving beginner recs and introducing me into the Private Fangame community back in early 2020
+FruitlessWasabi - For being the main supporter, up to this day, of my whole progress as an I Wanna fangamer, as my most loyal viewer from the Fangame Community
+algosith - For congratulating me on every single achievement, no matter small, that I dared showing to the community
+sonicdv - For sharing me all Carnival fangames back in 2018 when they were private and wonderfully complimenting my reviews one year later (calling me as someone "so well versed in cinema, music, and games"). Also for letting me know what the ending credits song for GENKI was!
+shign - For including me on your Justice English version project, and I apologize for not having the time to intervene in it (God knows I haven't had the time and patience)
+YaBoiMarcAntony - For making the most wholesome compliments on my DF reviews ever, taking the time to write a long DM and giving me recs to play
+Joshua_Boring - For supporting everyone's streams of this game as a good project director, including Doruppi's (and telling us the hilarious anecdote of Doruppi and co. not understanding why all of the screens in this game looked similar until they got the joke in Tier 3 even if Doruppi speedran GB)
+Welowas - For your affectionate support and cheering me on during my difficult playthrough of your fantastic level
+RandomErik - For asking me politely not to give a 3/10 to Trap Way 3 and watching my stream of it
+Racic - For being the best DJ, a great host and exposing the greatest understanding towards my rating system and reviews in more than one occasion
+FlaviaEstCalida - For calling me, non-sarcastically, as "an "upstanding member of the community whose effort towards reviewing the projects of several makers established a bar on analysis, appreciation and reviewing"; will never be able to thank you enough
+TTBB - For being an inspirational avoidance monster and always treating everyone with respect and patience; your calm personality is one of a kind
+Galaxy_Archivist - For being on several of my streams and letting me test your density avoidance live!!!! Will I get credit for that? No need, but if I do, I'll love you forever
+MikuStar - For sticking around many of my streams and for your concern towards my streaming conditions (impressive that you never forgot)
+Reaper - For not joking!!! (also for asking me for a short film review of yours; BASED!)
+CanusAntonius - For sticking around during my hautp K3 Extra GBC screen, following and re-following after you accidentally blocked me
+p00ks1 - For following
+Anuj - For following
+Mastermaxify - For the 2nd big raid in my channel, and for being in my first and fifth-to-last GBC stream
+nameless_iw - For following, commenting and supporting during streams
+Daglom - For following, commenting and supporting during streams
+person4566 - For wishing me luck during my toughest GBC challenge
+not_important_ - For all your support during my GBC streams and stating that a deathcount of 30,000+ for GBC seemed about right given that I was doing all the main hub
+person4566 - For all your support during my GBC streams
+Taprus_ - For all your support during my GBC streams
+DestructorTheDestroyer - For sticking throughout most of my playthrough of the Tower Defense level and sending me your hilarious screenshot of your overkill strats
+hautp - For immediately catching my first stream of your K3 Extra / Starter level and explicitly explaining to me your logic behind its creation, including your concept of "distracting needle"; it was the best interview I never asked for
+fatherpucci - For saying that "too long" is a bad reason to hate a review and sharing the trivia that Nal said hautp's level was good enough and easy enough to be put in main stage (it's totally not Nal, what the hell)
+qtFruity - For calling my reviews "awesome", calling my review process "very inspiring" and encouraging me to do whatever I want even if I am "on the lower end rating-wise"
+cLOUDDEAD - For promoting my Catharsis review and defending the logic of my rating system (and in the line of your thoughts, everyone else's systems too)
+Deleted User - For your appreciation of my Catharsis review
+franciscovcm - For the brief support
+Daglom - For cheering me on and telling me not to worry about the death count
+Eradem - For the most affectionate display of support during my frustration and decreasing hope in hautp's level
+Kilp_alt - For sticking around frequently, supporting, and nagging me patiently when I just couldn't avoid naming you "Klip" all the time
+SantusPaladin - For patiently watching my stream until I got the Kamilia achievement in hautp's level and calling it "the funniest shit"
+thunder_iw - For following and sticking around from time to time
+Barfyace - For following

Special Thanks:

-Kayin: For freakin' everything.
-Thenadertwo: For shaping my initial, crucial steps in needle and creating one of my favorite needle subgenres; also, for making me discover fantastic music choices
-Stonk: For making the first big raid ever for my channel while I was playing Timemachine 1 and parodying my reviews with a good sense of humor
-Mastermaxify: For being there since my 1st playthrough all the way until my 2nd big raid ever in hautp's Starter/ExtraK3 level
-Kiyoshi: For creating the best level in the game
-pOOks: For being the main contributor of the game regarding level variety
-Turdy Tootsan: For thanking Kiyoshi that his level bumped up my rating for GBC after I said during Ninz 100% YouTube live chat that "community will have to thank this stage for bumping up my rating"
March First: For hoppin onto Turdy's bandwagon
-Joshua_Boring: For asking me immediately after to lower my rating by like 0.1 points just because you asked (I actually did this Kappa), and for the fantastic ending credits
-Pixl: For being interested in the release of this present review for many months.
-ninz: For your fantastically assembled and edited 100%-playthrough video, doing a Timeline event (did you actually get added to the Timeline?) and becoming the reference to follow for any insane person out there who actually wants to replicate the same stupid achievement
-pointfive: E.D.I.T.I.N.G.

Not special thanks to:

[This section got deleted at the last moment. I had a detailed section with no names regarding all the negative things people have done to me in the community, such as calling me a clown, a liar, a pretentious person, a person not worth being raided, and people assuming stuff on my behalf; the final thought was: “What in the world are you achieving with this beyond ruining your review?” Hence, it has been deleted before publishing and that should just be ignored.]

I publically apologize to:

-JRocker
-Kiyoshi
-All people involved in JRocker's Twitter Device joke

...for having a moment back in the day and commenting during a time in which my family and I was in serious danger, when I don't even use Twitter, and taking a joke too personally. Never act under the influence of emotions and meds.

Also:

-Quasitry: I will find you (Keepo)

KEEP THE COMMUNITY STRONG AND KEEP EXPANDING! I’d like to know when great things happen.

Finally, I would like to state I had a great time with you people watching my streams, even if it was for watching me react to your level. I hold all of these moments clear to me, but this is the most significant:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1236638266

FINAL STATS:

Deaths: 40,053
Time: 73:55:30
Real Time: 6 months
Hardest Achievement: Kamilia Achievement in hautp’s level --> https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1187279971
Best moment of the game: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1048129951
Clear video: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1196504825

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Rating: 6.6 66       Difficulty: 83 83
Dec 23, 2021
ElCochran90
For: I Wanna be the Scapegoat
I should begin by stating I am a fan of 8Possible; it's a wonderful plethora of sensations and a creative representation of the subconscious under comma. It's not meant to be realistic (geez, it's a fangame), but the surreal atmosphere is one that I haven't found yet in any other fangame as of yet.

And then this dagger effort comes, very talented considering its age, following a dream-world structure and creating and adventure out of it. I love people experimenting with the medium, and if this is not it, then I don't know what it is.

The structure of the game is what makes it better than what it could have. A linear hub transports you to many worlds with a core atmosphere and several stages consisting of only two screens. This creates a steady sense of progression and being constantly rewarded for each conquered challenge.

The variety is beyond impressing, even if some levels are repeated in visual design or gimmick-wise in other worlds that do not fit in. Also, some gimmicks are questionable, such as the wind stages trolling you from time to time, and for the love of God, that honey gimmick was abominable trash. I don't know if it's my game version or the engine, but it DOESN'T work like vines. It tries to, but it obeys your command whenever the f*** it feels like it. Sometimes it will jump high, sometimes it will just fall off. Considering that more than one stage has this godawful gimmick and that an entire boss (not the first one, not the easiest in difficulty) depends entirely on this gimmick being pulled off correctly with a consistency that the game is not willing to give and relying on luck instead, it really kills the playability. The boss even dares to add honey to the whole ground, which is just even worse.

From there, given the great variety, we have many things to explore, and few gimmicks are annoying (one highly resembles the one implemented in Skyclad, but I don't know which fangame got released first tho). And in case they are, you know your challenge consists of two screens of consistency. The song choices are spot-on, even if they will be repeated in future occasions, and the bosses are very fun. The final avoidance is memorable and has creative, unpredictable attacks.

It's an experience I thank for having, because it is fulfilling, worth speedrunning (except for the honey trash) and doesn't exploit the gimmicks' difficulty, always remaining in a reasonable difficulty curve. Miku's avoidance is one of the highest spots of the game, and I appreciate the consistent love towards Donkey Kong Country 2.

Recommended indeed.

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Rating: 6.6 66       Difficulty: 65 65
Sep 20, 2021
ElCochran90
For: I wanna be the Cloudburst
lilly keeps rocking. A slight improvement over the adventure of Outbreak, this entry feels like a direct sequel, well the first stage, for a change, is not generic, but feels genuine and peaceful. Peaceful at least, until the traps hit you in the face.

There are some things that were improved and feel very conscious about the game.

1) The atmoshere: Through an effective combination of backgrounds and music, the film conveys many emotions, such as suspense and an adventurous spirit. Unfortunately, traps don't fit into the mix at all, but:
2) The traps: They are inventive, unpredictable, funny and are intentionally placed during the first half of the save. Unlike countless fangames, you can tell the strong intention of not making every save a chore. Magnificent chore.
3) The boss: Utterly fantastic, consisting of two phases: an avoidance and an actual battle. The feeling of epicness is there and the music choices, as it is always for lilly, are total bangers.


The gimmicks are forgettable and the chained rock cubes are kinda glitched (when falling, it depends on a coin flip whether if you can double-jump out of them or not, costing free deaths), stages are varied, but the game feels too short and there is only one boss.

I loved the epilogue, even though I thought the adventure would continue and was just, well, the ending.

I wanna play longer lilly trap adventure fangames.

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Rating: 6.6 66       Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 15, 2021
ElCochran90
For: I wanna Outbreak
With a fun, creative and visually compelling adventure, lilly proves to be a solid fangame maker of the genre.

It is trap oriented, which isn't really my kind of thing, and there are traps at the end of the saves, but this is a modern classic (like Bigger P****, but in a different fashion) because of how unpredictable it is. The first stage is mandatorily generic, but the traps and platforming aren't, so it is a proper introduction to an adventure that stores many surprises. Also as in a sense of tradition, the first boss is generic stuff, but reinvented and with a funny trap. We then proceed to a second stage with bad lighting and somewhat monotonous and monochromatic; very ironically for me, what makes up for it are the trap, making the stage inventive and interesting, so it is balanced out. The backtrack section in this stage has nothing special going on, but it demands strategy and timing from the player, so it's ok.

The third stage is a very slight visual challenge due to the colors of the background and the grid blocking your view between the obstacles and the Kid, but the traps here are particularly inventive, moving whole fractions of the map. The song is a banger and it is never too hard or unfair.

The game saves the best for last with an outstanding final boss that has an epic feeling to it, can be easily red and still poses a fair and very entertaining challenge. The way lily plans the final attacks on the final bosses always feels epic and highly rewarding.

Overall, the difficulty curve is rather a flat line since it maintains a constant difficulty throughout, and unfortunately feels very short for its scope, but hey, why oversaturate a game with content that isn't inspired any longer? Quality before quantity. I wouldn't doubt lily's abilities to conceive a longer story but that probably happens every now and then.

For seekers that combine the good parts of the old and the new, play this one. You won't regret it.

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Rating: 6.3 63       Difficulty: 50 50
Sep 13, 2021
ElCochran90
For: I wanna be the GR
Sorry, but I'm going straight to the final boss. I won't forget about the rest of the game, I promise.

The best description has been given by Xplayerlol. Allow me to dive deeper into the concept of the boss. You can probably think: "reviews don't scare me; I can handle difficult bosses". That's a reasonable thought; I thought the same thing. The key part to be understood here is that there is a difference between difficult and unfair. "Difficult" ideally poses a challenge of reaction, strategy, planning, calculation, reading, you name it... it depends on the type of boss, but it implies a challenge for the player that could be described as fair, no matter how challenging. It could even be trial-and-error if it's a learny boss that follows the same patterns.

Unfair is trash. This boss is unfair.

1) This robot moves from right to left constantly, not parallel to another spike in the ground that does the same thing. Naturally, you must shoot the spike to damage the boss when both align. Cool.
2) The boss constantly shoots two bullets to the left and right simultaneously; when they hit the screen borders, they rush at you. They are positioned-based. So that's fine. It can be timed and read nicely. Also, the boss at times releases a ball that explodes into many bullets; they always explode in the same directions, so it's not position-based. Not too bad.
3) The boss has a cumulative invisibility time frame, which means, if you shoot it constantly before the invisibility window disappears, you'll keep reactivating without damaging it. Ok, then shoot the boss slowly and in a timed manner.
4) A second spike appears. This spike also kills you and moves from left to right (you can actually glitch its position if you keep shooting the boss). This spike blocks your bullets; it doesn't damage the boss. Ok, so, just more jumping and timing, without losing sight of the proper spike to use.
5) Your worst nightmare appears: the boss replenishes health constantly. So you must kill it fast, but not so fast, remember? Don't make his invincibility frames permanent!
6) During the last two hits, the boss will strike with yet another attack, which are multiple orbs directly going at your direction.

There is a single fix, for the boss. Just one. We only can ask for one: remove the health replenishment. We can live with the last attack. But no, given that it constantly increases health:

1) You no longer know what spike is the good one with so much garbage on screen to be dodged.
2) The elements of point #2 become sometimes unreadable.
3) With so much garbage being avoided, you need to pray for a good timing for the attacks against you, the position of the good spike, and the position of the boss being ideal.
4) The second spike will keep blocking your good shots and may be the cause of many deaths with the boss having only 1HP or 2HP left more times than you can imagine.
5) F$%&
6) This attack will be the worst thing to happen in the boss, because you're supposed to wait for the proper time to activate the orbs, except that you cannot wait because the boss doesn't stop regaining health!!

Screw you!

About the rest of the game,

It's quite substandard platforming which would characterize early Rukito, with ok-ish designs, decent music choices, a hilarious section with RNG raining spikes (with a screen making you go to the very top lol) and a woeful middle boss (which took 1.5 seconds to beat in a try I did, I kid you not). Game is absolutely boring except for two sections: a lightly questionable yellow section with a gimmick consisting on moving blocks made of water, and the best part of the game: Needle Tower. It's only three screens long, but I found it enjoyable, despite being entirely made of 32-pixels logic. Cleared in 20 minutes approximately, so the fun doesn't last for long.

Then the game establishes the objective of ruining any possible enjoyment you might have had before the game and forget everything about it: the final boss.

I don't recommend anything of it. It's not even worth getting to Needle Tower.

Please avoid.

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I wanna run the Terminal! 44.0 4.1
I wanna see the Moon 45.0 2.8
I wanna use Snow magic 40.0 4.2
ゆるい針ゲ 40.0 2.6
I wanna be the Guy 70.0 7.7
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 50.0 4.9
I wanna be the 8bit 55.0 6.0
I wanna be the ArioTrap 50.0 4.0
I wanna be the Best Guy 55.0 4.0
I wanna be the Best Guy 2 55.0 5.6
I wanna be the Best Guy 3 60.0 3.0
I wanna be the Bored 35.0 2.8
I wanna be the Boshy 80.0 7.8
I wanna be the Catharsis 75.0 8.0
I wanna be the Chair 65.0 3.1
I wanna be the Fangame! 50.0 7.5
I wanna be the Flower frozen 35.0 4.6
I wanna be the Gate jump 5.0 0.5
I wanna be the Math Major 15.0 1.3
I wanna be the My heart goes on 1.0 10.0
I wanna be the Neon 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the Neon 2 55.0 5.1
I wanna be the Octophobia 25.0 5.8
I wanna be the Sunflower Fairy 55.0 3.2
I wanna be the Tribute 50.0 3.5
I wanna be Easy! 25.0 6.8
I wanna be Minimal 55.0 5.5
I wanna Bread 35.0 4.8
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 25.0 1.7
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 30.0 4.6
I wanna find my Destiny 60.0 7.7
I wanna get Cultured 60.0 5.9
I wanna go the Magical journey 1.0 0.5
I wanna Go the Run! 40.0 2.4
I wanna kill the Guy 50.0 6.4
I wanna kill the Kamilia 60.0 1.3
I wanna kill the Mark Alan Vincent 50.0 1.8
I wanna kill the Matthew Samson Diogo 45.0 1.5
I wanna kill the Maxson Li Jew 45.0 1.0
I wanna kill the Weston Douglas Jones 40.0 2.5
I wanna make a Sandwich 50.0 6.1
I wanna PD Happy 35.0 1.2
I wanna QoQoQo 55.0 3.9
I wanna stop the Stars 50.0 3.0
I wanna Sunspike 85.0 7.1
I wanna take the Timemachine 65.0 8.3
I wanna wanna 20.0 3.3
Not Another Needle Game 70.0 7.0
Super Kid Bros. 3 50.0 4.5
I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 2 85.0 9.0
I wanna be the Dark Blue 35.0 3.6
I wanna be the Prism 55.0 5.5
I wanna be the Purple Zone 45.0 4.3
I Wanna be the Needle Satan 80.0 3.5
I wanna be the Showdown 40.0 4.6
I Wanna be the GreeeeN 35.0 3.5
I wannyaaaaaaaaaa 45.0 7.2
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 65.0 4.6
I wanna be the Venus 65.0 4.5
I wanna get the Yellow Star 35.0 3.8
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 50.0 5.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 2 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the GB 60.0 6.0
I wanna Giripossible 20.0 1.4
I wanna conquer the blow game 20.0 1.5
I wanna conquer the blow game 2 25.0 2.5
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 35.0 3.0
I wanna sheep 100 60.0 5.2
I wanna be the Conscience 55.0 5.1
I wanna be the Locus 75.0 4.3
I wanna be the Azure 70.0 3.6
Boshy 2 1.0 0.1
I wanna PP 100 40.0 3.4
I wanna be the Green Moon 45.0 2.1
I wanna be the Neurosis 60.0 6.4
I wanna be the Saturn 60.0 2.9
I wanna be the Skyclad 50.0 3.8
I wanna be the 50 SGGK Riser 45.0 0.3
I wanna be the Bored II 50.0 4.1
I wanna be the starter 55.0 3.3
I Wanna BE the Tempest 87.0 0.1
I wanna be the Onelife 35.0 3.6
I wanna be the rainbow MIKU 65.0 5.1
I Wanna Graduate From DT 40.0 4.0
I Wanna Vanish Needles!! 20.0 3.3
I Wanna Be the Piyopiyo Trap 34.0 4.5
I Wanna Escape the Silver Tower 50.0 3.9
I Wanna Macaron 45.0 3.2
I Wanna Be the Picture 75.0 2.4
I Wanna Be the Butterfly 80.0 7.0
I Wanna Be the Hades 80.0 4.0
I Wanna Possible 65.0 2.5
I Wanna Make It Breaking Out 86.0 6.4
I Wanna be the Zeus 65.0 2.9
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 65.0 6.6
I wanna be the Aura 35.0 5.2
I Wanna Escape the Mysterious House 40.0 2.4
I Wanna Be the Fortress Returns 45.0 1.9
I Wanna Be the White Cherry 54.0 4.0
I Wanna Be the Competitor 70.0 3.1
I Wanna Be the Symmetry 70.0 4.5
I Wanna Be the Unknown 80.0 6.3
I Wanna End the Blood Festival 75.0 3.5
I Wanna Be the Sadist 81.0 0.7
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 70.0 0.8
I wanna be the 100 SGGK Riser 45.0 0.2
I wanna colorize the needle 55.0 6.2
I wanna be the Neptune 60.0 1.7
I wanna be the Crimson kid 50.0 5.3
I Wanna Be The Mercury 60.0 3.3
I wanna be the Noizu 45.0 4.6
I wanna keep on dancing 2 45.0 3.1
I wanna be the Uranus 45.0 2.1
I wanna be the Best Guy 4 70.0 3.2
I wanna be the 針ゲ練習 40.0 0.4
I wanna try a Collab 65.0 3.6
I wanna be the 0x00FF00 65.0 4.4
I wanna clear 50 neon floors 65.0 5.9
I Wanna Be Beginner Friendly 10.0 1.6
I wanna Survive 40.0 4.4
I wanna Trick or Treat 60.0 3.5
I wanna go the Spook House 30.0 4.4
I wanna get the gold ribbon 40.0 4.7
You're the Kid Now, Charlie Brown! 40.0 3.2
I wanna be the Jupiter 40.0 1.5
indigo needle 35.0 5.2
I Wanna Find A Test Player 20.0 5.7
I wanna be the Kaleidoscope 50.0 4.8
Is The Order An I wanna ? 35.0 2.3
Thanks for 2015!! 25.0 3.6
I wanna be the Co-op 60.0 9.2
I wanna be the Emerald 45.0 4.2
I wanna be the Colorful Adventure 50.0 5.5
I wanna be the CaballerosⅥ 60.0 1.4
I wanna be the Avoider 15.0 1.9
I wanna Dorito 25.0 0.7
For my Valentine 40.0 6.3
I wanna be the 128 80.0 3.3
I wanna Neonize the Needle 65.0 5.0
I wanna be the Vidro 35.0 4.7
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 30.0 4.5
I wanna healing spike 35.0 5.2
I wanna be the Micromedley 50.0 6.9
I wanna be the Quarzious - Quarzious Mode 5.0 2.2
I wanna be the Diamond Jump 25.0 0.5
I wanna Go Ahead! 50.0 6.4
I wanna break the Neon Miku 50.0 5.6
I wanna qoqoqo origin 35.0 3.4
I wanna rely the Needle 45.0 4.2
I wanna Struggle Momentarily 35.0 5.0
I wanna make Better Life Choices 40.0 2.1
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 25.0 4.8
I wanna be Sure in You 40.0 0.8
I wanna rely the Needle 2 60.0 4.4
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 7.3
I wanna fall into the snow 50.0 4.3
I wanna qoqoqo 2 80.0 5.6
I wanna be the No cancel 100.0 0.1
I wanna be the Distrust 70.0 3.5
I wanna Diminish the Colors 60.0 3.4
I wanna trial the simple needle 35.0 2.7
I wanna rely the Needle 3 50.0 4.3
I wanna be the Mars 75.0 4.7
I wanna be the Lucien Needle 45.0 4.9
I wanna destroy the venus 65.0 4.4
I wanna destroy the mercury 50.0 4.6
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 25.0 4.8
I wanna follow it 40.0 5.5
I Wanna Spook Jam 55.0 6.2
I wanna go the trap way 30.0 3.4
I wanna VANILLA 30.0 4.3
I wanna be the Machinary 30.0 6.5
I wanna be the Blocktroid 40.0 5.0
Thanks for 2014!! 25.0 3.5
I wanna destroy the pluto 60.0 5.2
I wanna go the Trap Way 2 35.0 3.8
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 35.0 4.0
EchoVision 35.0 5.9
I wanna rely the Needle 4 50.0 4.5
I wanna be Friends 45.0 5.7
I wanna enjoy the Electrified Butterscotch Dandy 60.0 5.1
I wanna feed Your Escapism 55.0 5.1
I wanna eat the lemon 30.0 4.5
I wanna be the Overlord 50.0 8.5
I wanna T.R.A.P. 30.0 4.3
I wanna enjoy the Galvanized Peppermint Dandy 60.0 5.2
I wanna go the JUN-G World 35.0 4.2
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 25.0 4.9
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 30.0 4.7
I wanna Traverse the Neon Rainbow 60.0 6.1
I wanna be the Blocktroid 2 45.0 6.2
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 60.0 5.4
I wanna be the corner jump 20.0 0.5
I wanna be the Earth 65.0 4.4
I just wanna play the Needle game 65.0 0.5
I wanna try a Collab 2 75.0 6.1
I Wanna be the Yuyuko 40.0 4.4
I wanna warp the worlds 50.0 7.1
I wanna be the knight in shining armor 45.0 7.0
I Wanna End My Growth 35.0 5.8
I wanna Grow Up 45.0 5.0
I wanna kogda titkami devki tryasut 39.0 1.0
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 25.0 2.6
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 4.8
I wanna be The Cat 65.0 7.5
I Wanna Pass The Inverted Gate Jump By Using The Easiest Way 5.0 0.6
I wanna be the Steak Temple 55.0 4.7
Lover in the Dark 30.0 1.8
I wanna have a happy valentine 35.0 4.8
I Wanna Rely The Needle 4.2 35.0 4.5
I Wanna be the 256 86.0 4.5
I wanna bigger penis 45.0 6.1
I wanna be the Chargrilled dish of resurrection extra strength 45.0 6.4
I Wanna Meet The Gensokyo Remake 65.0 3.1
I wanna kill the troll king 50.0 7.1
I wanna Become the Vegetable 25.0 2.0
I wanna fa trap 2 25.0 4.5
I wanna Meet the Ruka 3rd 80.0 0.4
I wanna reach the Moon 55.0 7.2
I wanna Jerryfish 25.0 4.2
Thanks for 2017!! 30.0 3.7
I Wanna Classic Adventure 40.0 4.4
I Wanna Find a Cure 55.0 6.4
I wanna qowulu 100 45.0 5.3
Chill Needle 45.0 3.5
I Wanna Be the JK 60.0 3.5
I wanna be the Yes Cancel 45.0 2.1
配置ゲー作りたくなったから適当な配置ゲー作ってみたww 50.0 0.4
I wanna play Kiduija 40.0 5.5
A Minimal Adventure 40.0 4.9
We Live Under The Stairs 20.0 4.6
I wanna be the Graverobber 35.0 5.1
I Wanna Travel the Night 45.0 4.5
I wanna get Freedom 30.0 3.5
I Wanna Wave 40.0 3.9
I Wanna Fill In The Blanks 40.0 6.5
Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 3.9
I wanna Outbreak 50.0 6.3
Not Another VVVVVV Game 60.0 6.8
I wanna be the Krypton 65.0 6.0
I wanna Become the Vegetable 2 35.0 3.2
Pink 35.0 3.6
IWanna ^o^ 20.0 0.7
I wanna Love the Winter 2 20.0 5.1
Chill Needle 2 75.0 6.9
I wanna be the Poronkusema 35.0 5.0
I wanna Limitless 35.0 3.4
I Wanna Fleeting Pink 30.0 3.5
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 35.0 5.5
I wanna SlimeTrap 40.0 5.4
I wanna stop the Simulation 50.0 6.6
Wish me luck 2 30.0 2.4
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 35.0 6.0
I wanna be the Neon 3 80.0 7.0
I wanna Aleph 0 70.0 6.1
Thanks For 2019 - Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 1.8
3 Traps in 1 room 35.0 4.4
I Wanna Maker N/A 8.0
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 70.0 4.1
I wanna explore giant anime girls 5.0 0.1
I wanna be the Orbit Trap 40.0 4.3
Hey shitass 0.0 0.1
Simple Hentai 40.0 0.4
I wanna go the Trap Way 3 50.0 4.8
I wanna be the Cloudburst 55.0 6.6
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered N/A N/A
Thanks for 2020!! - Thanks for I wanna!! 25.0 3.9
I wanna have a good WiFi 40.0 5.5
I Wanna be the 512 82.0 5.0
S - Stands For... 80.0 0.4
I Wanna Be The GBC 83.0 6.6
I Wanna Be The Red 40.0 0.3
I wanna Arcana of the Tarot 60.0 8.4
I wanna be the orbit trap 2 40.0 4.2
Thanks for 2021!! 30.0 4.2
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music 45.0 4.4
I Wanna Be Like Beautiful Starlight 55.0 1.5
Thanks For 2022!! 25.0 4.1
I Wanna Start A Party N/A 8.5
I Wanna My Girlfriend Play Fangame 15.0 2.4
I Wanna Go For Another Ride 45.0 4.5
I Wanna Go The Twourney 55.0 5.4
I wanna be the orbit trap 3 40.0 4.5