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Piranha
For: I wanna get cancer 2
The last game that'll be released on this account. This is what people will remember you for. I hope you thought it was worth it.

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Jul 25, 2018
Piranha
For: I Wanna Victory Royale Sans Fortnite
This game epitomizes everything about the word cancer and the fact that this was made as a 'joke' game really speaks volumes about the direction we're going as creators. I'm completely serious, this is quite literally cancer in it's purest form.

Shoutouts to whoever reported my previous review because i hurt their precious feelings, shows i did my job well. =)

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Jul 22, 2018
Piranha
For: I wanna be the Dob
Haven't played it but seen a couple complete playthroughs via Stonk's stream. Game isn't absolutely abysmal like some certain review makes it out to be but it's age shows. Has some genuinely fun bosses and platforming has a fair few amount of traps in it so if that's your thing give it a go.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Troll Bosses
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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 55 55
Jul 12, 2018
Piranha
For: I wanna be the Tspike
Definitely doesn't deserve the rating it currently has. It's mediocre needle with piss-poor save balance, quite frankly obnoxious background music, and you guessed it... a scrolling grid background!

Edit: Sorry i forgot to mention the song for the avoidance has a bitrate of about 5. Really solid stuff.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance
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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 52 52
Jul 11, 2018
Piranha
For: I wanna be the Great mind
The title-screen had my hopes up for a decent adventure game, but did it deliver?

By and large... yes?


The game was fun enough, the traps from the first world were all composed of spikes which left a bit to be desired, but again it was a fun experience and i never really found myself getting frustrated at the traps or anything. The second world wanted to be comparable to uhuhu, sporting similar needle style, music, and visuals... and hey, at least the music wasn't restarting anymore! The third world was a puzzle world, a little underwhelming since it was over really quickly, and it seems like we've returned to the land of restarting music... oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Then there are the bosses... man oh man, i feel like they were more of an afterthought if anything. The bosses were all the same big red cherry sprite with unoriginal and uninspiring attacks that kept on repeating, forcing me to suffer though the long i-frames. Bare in mind this was all-the-while listening to the default Megaman music. So yeah, in terms of bosses, there was a lot left to be desired.

Overall, they were kind enough to include a hub so if you really don't want to do the bosses just make a new save and play through the good parts of the game, i.e. the platforming. The maker knew what they were doing and how to make fangames, as is made obvious through the production value in the title-screen and hub area, however it was a shame to see that talent unused throughout most of the actual game.

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Tagged as: Needle Trap Boss Puzzle
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Rating: 6.8 68       Difficulty: 45 45
Nov 21, 2017
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