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Needle is only fun with gimmicks
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GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I Wanna Fill In The Blanks 30.0 10.0
Not Another Magic Tower Game(共同開発) 65.0 10.0
I wanna kill the Guy 45.0 9.9
Not Another Needle Game 70.0 9.9
I wanna be The Cat 60.0 9.8
I wanna take the Timemachine 2 50.0 9.5
PSIFT: A Post-Structuralist Ironic Fangame Title 45.0 9.5
I wanna run the Marathon 50.0 9.5
I Wanna Kill The Meat Boy 45.0 9.5
I wanna bigger penis 35.0 9.1
I wanna be like Brisulph 40.0 9.0
A Gamer's Journey 45.0 9.0
I wanna be the Boshy N/A 9.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 0.0 9.0
I Wanna Be the Jump Master N/A 9.0
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 15.0 8.5
I Wanna be the Hereditary Baldness 2 Part 2 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 8.0
I wanna save the Earth 30.0 8.0
I wanna be soupreme 45.0 7.5
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 50.0 7.0
I wanna be Easy! 10.0 6.9
I Don't Wanna Be The Gay 55.0 6.5
I wanna kill the Happil 100.0 6.5
I wanna find another test player 60.0 6.0
I wanna find the Sheep 25.0 6.0
I wanna go the brothel 30.0 6.0
I wanna conquer the blow game 15.0 6.0
I WANNA MAZE2 30.0 5.9
I wanna be the Platinum 30.0 4.9
I wanna love the Kid(共同開発) 0.0 4.0
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 60.0 3.5
I wanna be the EeOneGuy 30.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Kye 30.0 1.5
I wanna be the Dark Blue 30.0 1.2
I wanna be the Gate jump 1.0 1.0
I Wanna Pass The Inverted Gate Jump By Using The Easiest Way 0.0 1.0
I wanna be the Chokochoko 5.0 1.0
I wanna be the Super Mega Ultra Easy 1.0 1.0
Boshy 2 5.0 0.1
I wanna fuck the cat 100.0 0.0
I wanna beat the epic jump 60.0 0.0
I wanna get cancer 2 ez ver N/A 0.0
I wanna see Monoe-san 0.0 0.0
I Wanna Kill The Bottai 100.0 N/A

45 Reviews

Desticler
For: I wanna fuck the cat
I'd rather fuck the cat in real life than play this.

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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 100 100
Oct 9, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna be soupreme
The game has 4 stages you can play in any order, each with its own unique gimmick, and a boss.

Egg stage was my least favorite. You have to collect 3 eggs, and get back to the beginning with them one by one. The problem is the eggs extend your hitbox both horizontally and vertically, and those happen to be the most fragile eggs I've ever seen - egg contacting with anything results in it cracking and killing you. And you have to get them in one go, saving doesn't work. (Remember that, because some stages save and some don't)

Fish stage wasn't too bad. You have to catch fish and avoid catching junk (junk kills you). However, only the 1st fish must be timed well, on others you can do a risky jump to guarantee you won't catch junk.
But once you get all fish and go to the exit, you get eaten by a giant fish and have to do some serious needle inside it. I'm a needle hater so I didn't like it that much, though bonus points for using fish ribs instead of spikes, made it more interesting.

Fruit stage - you have to reach trees, which triggers a short avoidance, where fruit must travel to a horn in the middle. There are 4 trees, each with a unique avoidance. Yellow one is the worst and took me about as long as the egg stage, others are good. Also, does it sound hard to reach 4 trees in one go? Yes? Well, thankfully, you CAN save inbetween trees. Thank god.

Carrot stage was the easiest. At first, it seemed like terrible needle, but then, carrots start flying at you, cleaning the screen, and you can save inbetween triggered carrots.

The boss is a big difficulty spike. You now have to make a supreme soup out of all 4 ingredients, by a randomly generated recipe. But for some reason, the more you add ingridients, the more dangerous arena becomes, and the more knives Gordon Ransay throws. I get this is to make the fight harder, I'm just joking. What really makes it painful is that after you add the 5th ingredient, the bottom path will be blocked by a spike, making switching sides a lot more difficylt, and making stiping the soul a problem. The boss took me 2 hours; in comparison the 4 stages took me 1 hour combined.

Great fangame nonetheless if you're good enough to play it.

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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 45 45
Aug 19, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna find the Sheep
The 2 difficulties are unbalanced; with Medium giving you saves on every screen and Hard giving you like 10 saves throughout the entire game.
But nice, short game, good for beginners. Nice ninja kid skin btw.

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 25 25
Jul 4, 2018
Desticler
For: I wanna take the Timemachine 2
If you're going to play this game, then please, play the entire game on Normal, and change to Easy on final boss. If you play on a single difficulty throughout the entire game, final boss will be one of the biggest difficulty spikes ever.
With exception of that difficulty spike, this is legit a very good game. It doesn't even feel like a fangame with all the graphics, controls, and weapons. If it had an original soundtrack, it could even be a commercial game. It's this good.

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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 4, 2018
Desticler
For: I Wanna Be the Jump Master
Now I know how bad I am at needle.

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[7] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: N/A
Jul 2, 2018

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GameDifficultyAverage Rating# of Ratings
I Wanna Kill The Colorful Needle 39.0 4.3 11

48 Cleared Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna love the Kid(共同開発) 0.0 4.0
I wanna see Monoe-san 0.0 0.0
I wanna be the Biginner N/A N/A
I wanna be the Chokochoko 5.0 1.0
I wanna be the 金髪幼女 N/A N/A
I wanna save the Earth 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Guy(本家) N/A N/A
I wanna be the Guy:Gaiden(本家2) 50.0 7.0
I wanna be the Boshy N/A 9.0
I wanna be the Gate jump 1.0 1.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 0.0 9.0
I wanna be the Platinum 30.0 4.9
I wanna be Easy! 10.0 6.9
I wanna find the Sheep 25.0 6.0
I wanna kill the Guy 45.0 9.9
I wanna take the Timemachine 2 50.0 9.5
Not Another Needle Game 70.0 9.9
I wanna be like Brisulph 40.0 9.0
I wanna conquer the blow game 15.0 6.0
I wanna conquer the blow game 2 N/A N/A
I wanna conquer the blow game 3 N/A N/A
Boshy 2 5.0 0.1
I Don't Wanna Be The Gay 55.0 6.5
I wanna kill the Kye 30.0 1.5
I Wanna Be The 4 Elements 60.0 3.5
I wanna go the brothel 30.0 6.0
I wanna be the Moon light N/A N/A
I Wanna be the Hereditary Baldness 2 Part 2 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Find A Test Player 10.0 8.0
Not Another Magic Tower Game(共同開発) 65.0 10.0
I wanna be the Quarzious - Quarzious Mode N/A N/A
I wanna be the Super Mega Ultra Easy 1.0 1.0
I wanna be the Something N/A N/A
I wanna beat the epic jump 60.0 0.0
I wanna be the EeOneGuy 30.0 3.5
I wanna be soupreme 45.0 7.5
I wanna find another test player 60.0 6.0
I Wanna Spook Jam N/A N/A
I wanna Really Easy Needle Game N/A N/A
A Gamer's Journey 45.0 9.0
I wanna kill the Kamilia 3D N/A N/A
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 15.0 8.5
I Wanna Kill The Meat Boy 45.0 9.5
I wanna be The Cat 60.0 9.8
I Wanna Pass The Inverted Gate Jump By Using The Easiest Way 0.0 1.0
I Wanna Be the Jump Master N/A 9.0
I Wanna Kill The Colorful Needle N/A N/A
I Wanna Beat the Super F Jump N/A N/A