I wanna be the EDGE

Creator: LagSeeing

Average Rating
1.2 / 10
Average Difficulty
68.3 / 100
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Adventure (1) Long (1) Impossible (1)

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  • by deahray50
  • by vetgirl6678
  • by vetgirl6678
  • by vetgirl6678

3 Reviews:

P2shka
Amazingly long and amazingly retarded adventure game.
There is an impossible room somewhere very deep in the game, you fall into a pit where you can find the object that should teleport you to another part of this room (http://prntscr.com/j26n4n), however, this object is bugged and there is no way to continue.

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Tagged as: Adventure Long Impossible
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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 100 100
Apr 6, 2018
deathray50
Awful game, so bad it's good. If you don't mind turning deaf or you're already deaf, you might like this game for a laugh as it's so bad I've seen it turn into a joke in some Twitch streams.

Sometimes, spike walls chase you places. When these spike walls touch a block, it makes a sound. It repeats said sound every frame until it isn't touching any blocks.

The creator changed sounds like shooting and revealing an invisible block. The new sounds sound like they were played from a $3 speaker and recorded with a microphone of the same price and quality.

The traps are repeated and get old quick.

My "Impossible" rating is because in one of the later screens, there is an impossible save. This save is at the bottom of a pit and it's REALLY late in the game, meaning if you save there you have to either go back to the start or just quit and never go back.

The bosses aren't much better. The second boss is Bowser, who looks like he's been cropped using Microsoft Paint. Every time he attacks, he makes the full "WTF BOOM" noise. In this boss, you spawn in the wall and you can go left to exit the area and fall infinitely. None of the bosses have animation either.

The backgrounds seem like they were taken from Google Images, and each one of them is stretched to the entire screen.

Decompiling the game to see if the impossible save in a pit might have invisible blocks or anything (it's happened before) shows that 1. It doesn't and 2. It is a really long game, which shows that the creator thought that quantity > quality.

The game starts in a fullscreen mode that stretches to the size of your screen. At least it has a fullscreen mode. Pressing F4 does toggle it, as you'd expect.


Good for 5 minutes to laugh at how bad it is, not as a game you'd play seriously.

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 100 100
Apr 16, 2015
vetgirl6678
Long, poor quality, and not over fast enough. Don't download it.
The ripped music is nice, however.
The sound effects are WAAAAY too loud. Like, ear-splitting volume.

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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 5 5
Mar 12, 2015