I wanna get Cultured

Creators: pieceofcheese87, Paragusrants

Average Rating
7.0 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.8 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (9) Avoidance (3) Trap (3) Gimmick (12) Medley (38) Boss (9) Secrets (3) Long (16) Funny (5) Story (1) Meme (16) Dice (1) Chase (1) StageRush (1) Dank (1) Troll_Boss (3) needleventure (1) stage_rush (1)

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Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
I Wanna Get Cultured is an IWBTG fangame that started out as a small joke game between 2 friends imitating the Kamilia series of games. After realizing the potential and interest in a game like this, Pieceofcheese and Paragusrants teamed up to slowly turn the game into a full length project. Pieceofcheese is the producer responsible for all the games programming / coding, music selection, and most boss designs. Paragusrants acted as director by picking the content in terms of which fangames and screens would be represented in the first 6 stages

Paragus: As an avid fangame player and streamer on twitch TV, the games represented act as sort of a retelling of my journey through fangames. All of the games are included are games and screens that struck me as particularly memorable and well-made. The final stage includes original screens designed by pieceofcheese.

The goal is to create a game whose main focus is platforming (not grinding on bosses), and to create a game that would be accessible for newer players, have high replayability, and be a fun speedrun / racing game for more seasoned players. We hope you enjoy the experience this cliff notes version of my journey.

Game features

6 Full Length Fangame Stages!
1 Final Stage of exlusive original screens!
7 Hidden Unlockable Characters (1 Per Stage)!
Memorable Boss Encounters!
Amazing Soundtrack!
Achievement System!
..and an ending you won't soon forget!

After completing the game you will also unlock various new game modes to increase replayability! These modes include replaying the game with various gimmicks applied tot he entire game such as Speed, Ice, Low Gravity, Spotlight, Meteors and more!

In addition, there is a "Random" mode which will ensure you never have the same playthroguh twice! Each time you enter a screen in random you will automatically be assigned one of the variables and locked in for that screen.

For the highly skilled, "Bifficult" mode only for the most experienced and seasoned crazies who want the ultimate challenge. This mode increases the difficulty of each screen substantially by adding more obstacles. Bifficult mode can then be combined with "Random" and the other modes for even a greater unpredictable challenge!

Sunpossible mode is also present as a tribute to the infamous "Churatch" mode. Players will be given a box to enter a number of lives they want to have for the entire game. Once your lives are depleted, your game is over for good! Are you good enough to get the achievement for beating the game on Sunpossible with only 100 lives?

Special thanks goes out to the IWBTG Twitch TV Community "The Wannabes" for their help and support at various stages of this project.

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Feb 10, 2015

151 Reviews:

star0z228
Very Good.

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[4] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 52 52
Aug 7, 2015
Fro27y
Loved the game. The only thing i did not like is minesweeper.

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Rating: 9.9 99       Difficulty: 70 70
Mar 23, 2015
Leslie211
Rating based on normal mode

It was very meh. There's a lot of things in this game that haven't aged well. This can be noticed by the humor Especially the random R slur at the end?? which i completely forgot about, but i understand that the humor isn't as good as it was, since this was made in 2014.

The screen picks were very average, nothing really stood out. I did enjoy getting the secrets, the outfits were pretty neat. I really liked the chase with Mike Tyson, i thought it was well executed.

The final stage is an original stage, which was my personal favorite part. It had a good song choice, and i enjoyed some of the needle. But then boom, you get hit with the final boss. The final boss wasn't very good, some of the attacks were really boring, and i feel like it could've been so much better.

Would I recommend this game? Not really. You should probably play the sequel instead.

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 65 65
Oct 8, 2022
cLOUDDEAD
--removed mald review--

i still dont really like much of anything in this game, but it doesnt deserve the 0 i gave it

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 52 52
Jul 8, 2019
shign
My previous review was extremely aggressive and I'm sorry about that, here a serious one.

I'm probably very strict with medley games because I think every game of this genre have to be unique and have a reason to exist, apporting new things to the community and I don't think this game has anything I mentioned except being a huge joke, and it's not enough. I'm not saying that all the game is bad, I liked the stage rush for exemple and the original screens were good but the medley part is really poor of interest.

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Rating: 1.7 17       Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 30, 2019