I wanna be the Fortress

Creator: ヨーヨー

Average Rating
1.2 / 10
Average Difficulty
41.0 / 100
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Adventure (1) Trap (2) Boss (1)

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3 Reviews:

Xplayerlol
Dallas-tier fangame. Multiple stages (That can hardly be told apart) of visible blocks that don't appear and fake blocks that don't disappear, excruciatingly slow platforms and triggers, mazes of hidden triggers that you don't want to activate and hidden triggers you NEED to activate. Bosses are just as repetitive, none of them being very imaginative and the last one being the only one that could be considered somewhat close to fun. Generic and repetitive (And even ugly, sometimes) visuals, restarting music that stays the same through the entire thing. Zero sense of difficulty balance or individual save balance.
...In other words, it's Dallas-tier. Highly not recommended.

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Tagged as: Trap
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Rating: 0.2 2       Difficulty: 49 49
Jul 11, 2017
GaspacoZanis
Very old YoYo game, which actually, how far I get, is actually prequel to I wanna be the Fortress Returns. Only difference is, that it is worse. In difficulty it is harder than sequel too.

How far I get, you have to complete 6 stages to get to "Thank you for playing!". First stage is intro stage, which if you complete, you will get to some kind of stage rush, where you have option to go to 5 different stages, which are numbered. I played it in rising sequence. Difficulty rises overall with stage up. First 3 stages are pretty easy and won't take too much time, and have some puzzles, but they aren't too memorable. More memorable would be fourth and fifth stage, where needle actually starts to be harder than in previous stages. The most memorable is fifth stage, where even first save is pretty difficult, because gives you pretty long puzzle, where you have to do 3 diagonals, where 2 of them are hard diagonals, bunch of invisible blocks, strange pathways and drop-corner (if I can call it like this) in the end. And later on, there are couple other saves, which are pretty hard too. Very similar, but little bit easier is fourth stage too, but it is less fun that fifth one. Yes, fifth stage was actually pretty fun in some saves to learn. Bosses isn't very original here, because they are just usual fruit bosses, and only original thing is, that in some bosses, you have ability to shoot at small fruits, which can after that kill main boss. They are all pretty easy and very similar to each other, and isn't so memorable, but is some fun (actually bosses are a lot easier, than platforming segments, which is totally different, than in its sequel). Last boss would be the best boss, however it is pretty easy boss and won't take too long. It is the best, because use some more different and more fun gameplay, not the best, but it is somehow ok.

Game has through all game restarting guy rock, which can make you feel very annoyed at some points. Game has some extra-content too (some minigame barrages, which I didn't played). Overall, I wouldn't say that this game would be 0 rating, since it had some fun parts, however game is still pretty bad of some too bad puzzles, confusing invisible blocks, generic traps, standart tileset, generic bosses, usual saveblocker unexisting skips, unoriginal music and of glitches too (I managed to savelock at the very beginning and somewhere at the last stage, and when I donwloaded game Windows even doesn't allowed it to run in the very beginning, and this happends to very rare game), so I can say, that it is a lot worse than its sequel, but still I won't rate it very low, since it had some fun parts, but still it isn't worth of finding it (since it is private), isn't worth of downloading and isn't worth of playing . Then, better, try to play sequel (however it isn't great too and I probably wouldn't recommend that neither, but still it is a lot better than this game, just trust me)or something else, but just skip this one. So I wouldn't recommend this game.

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Rating: 2.4 24       Difficulty: 44 44
Aug 27, 2017
just_another_Guy
Epic gameplay

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 30 30
Mar 8, 2016