I wanna be the Dis

Creator: しおっぺ

Average Rating
0.5 / 10
Average Difficulty
70.0 / 100
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infern0man1
This game was certainly interesting.

The difficulty select screen is difficult, to say the very least. The design in almost straight from I wanna BE the Tempest's difficulty select screen, but far worse. First off, the portals are labeled as "Trash," "Bitch," and "Idiot" in order of when you reach them; to get to the first one, you have to do two inverts and a lowered gate. You'll then find out that the Trash portal kills you; it doesn't just send you back to the beginning of the difficulty select room, as threats in the room usually should, but it actually kills you, so you have to restart the game.

Then you'll find out, if you've managed to stick around long enough, that the Bitch portal kills you as well. It's amazing, isn't it?

The Idiot portal does not kill you but getting there is quite the grind. You also may find that a few spikes in the room still kill you in the same way.

The main game is one room of just a mess of things. The second save is absolutely free and shouldn't exist at all; the third save shows that the maker just did not care, as it almost looks as if he/she pressed shift+alt and placed water down. The fourth save is the best: you have to do cherry jumps, but the cherries are invisible, so good luck with that. After that there are demo blocks, which is the end of the game.

There is also just a pile of spikes between the second and third saves that don't kill you, so I wasted 5 minutes doing the cherry corridor for nothing, as that's a skip.

It's simply amazing.

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Jun 15, 2016