I wanna beat the Bouse

Creator: LFH

Average Rating
2.1 / 10
Average Difficulty
55.4 / 100
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10 Reviews:

Yeah sorry, this game just doesn't cut it for me. It has all the qualities of a bad kayin forum game. Made for popular internet person? Check. Inside jokes/references? Check. Heavily based on traps and XD RAGE design? Double check.

The voice acting in this game made me uncomfortable. It's weird. Oh, and there are some dicks too. Real life dicks in a fangame. That's my favourite part.

Does this game have effort put into it? Of course. But where all the effort went into production value and jokes, not much thought actually went into the fun factor.

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[8] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 63 63
Jun 5, 2016
There are many ways in which I get headaches. One is from simply looking at a screen too long; one is from there being too much to focus on; one is from the fact that I'm not having fun on something; one is from people who think they're funny but they're not.

In other words, this game actually made me get up and take an aspirin. This is an extremely long game that's steeped with incredibly bad and/or cringy "memes" because why the hell not? Because those top kek lel!!!!! xDDDDDDD roflcopter ecksdeeeeeeeee! memes obviously are what make a game good, especially when they involve actual fucking dicks to a pretty sickening extent. The amount of memes in this game is far too large for it to be actually enjoyable anyways.

The mechanics thrown in are often gone unexplained, especially for people who don't get the already terrible references (looking at the Starcraft area). The cutscenes are far too long and drawn out for a fangame, and the voice acting doesn't make this experience any better. The intros for certain segments are 10-times longer than they should be and often the game doesn't save past the intros (which also bug out and don't work as intended).

Yes, the production value exists, but it also looks as if the creator only focused on the memes and paid little to no attention to any other aspect of what makes a game actually fun, what makes a game actually good. There's nothing I'd recommend about this at all.

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[5] Likes
Rating: 0.5 5       Difficulty: N/A
Jun 24, 2016
Horrible design and extremely cringy voice acting. It really seems to me like the creator of this has some mental disorder, and it shows

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[1] Like
Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 60 60
Jun 23, 2016
Worst kid physics ever.

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Jun 5, 2016
So is this a good game? I'm not sure. The thought is there, and it implements everything really well, but there are so many annoyances that its hard to enjoy.

First off the physics are very annoying which already ruins a lot of the game for me.

The voice acting is weird and as Bob said, made me feel a bit uncomfortable if I'm honest, though that isn't really a bad thing as some people might find it okay.

The traps just aren't fun and some of them are just unfair and don't even get me started on that room that goes dark, that was so bad.

The game has been made with some effort, it really has, but overall, there is just a lot of things wrong with it which makes it hard to recommend.

Oh, and dicks.

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[0] Likes
Rating: 3.8 38       Difficulty: N/A
Jun 5, 2016