I wanna be the Steak Temple

Creator: Lss

Average Rating
8.6 / 10
Average Difficulty
53.0 / 100
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Adventure (8) Needle (5) Avoidance (5) Trap (9) Boss (7) Visual_Challenge (1) +1 (2)

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28 Reviews:

ElCochran90
I find the ratings for this one surprisingly high. The word "overrated" has a dangerous connotation since it implies others are wrong, so I won't say it is overrated. I can see why it is loved. However, it is very repetitive and the backtracking section is not fun. Intro strage is identical to the Underground Garden section, except that the latter was the best out of the bunch, featuring a funny and complex trap layout. I insist, some traps are really nice and clever. The +1 section is always divisive by nature. It's nicely done but you'll see a lack of balance in difficulty with each attempt due to RNG object (meat) placement. Finally, bosses are not good (except for an avoidance), and the last one is horrible. The concept is funny and it is not difficult, but it is extremely tedious if you mess up because of impatience.

Production value is nice and so is the soundtrack, even for the trap section, which suited perfectly. That adds a lot to the gameplay value (not implying with this that production value equals entertainment, of course). Experimental ideas like these are always welcome, so I sort of recommend it.

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Avoidance Trap Boss +1
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Rating: 4.7 47       Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 21, 2020
kurath
An entertaining adventure game barring one area. Very creative, quite well designed and a pretty good, flat difficulty curve. There was a pretty good variety between the areas and the final boss was really original and well executed as Lss seems to have made a name for himself doing.

If only he'd left the terrible +1 gimmick concept in the garbage. I don't get how a gimmick where 'do the same thing over and over except while progressively worse aesthetics assault your senses' is catching on, but I sure hope it doesn't continue to do so (or hell, someone could just stick to adding interesting gameplay elements, which happens maybe 50% of the time instead of just tacking on visual trash)

Nonetheless, if you're willing to suffer through a little eye-searing, you'll be treated to some amusing traps, non-standard bosses and interesting platforming - and it is worth it.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss
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Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 57 57
Jan 7, 2018
Sorcerer
How could you rate this game as 55 or 45...even lower??

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 60 60
Apr 4, 2022
Cutiefruity
Fun adventure with tons of variety. The water stage is my least favorite, but it's still good. Everything else is, imo, amazing. Great fangame

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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 5, 2021
shign
A nice adventure game where you aim to become the steak temple.
The game has a short entrance then split into 3 paths:
-the +1 path: it was ok, I'm not a fan of that gimmick but the visuals effects stayed reasonnable and the maker tried to make it original with the lock gimmick. It a bit hard at the end but I guess I had some fun.
-the sausage path: good water needle followed by a boss. It has honestly a good concept but I don't know if I'm the only one but for me, it was very grindy until I realised that making him do big circles makes it free. I think it would have been better if the dead part of his body don't block shots. I guess it was ok.
-the trap part: this path is huge and could almost have been an entire game. You have to destroy 6 vegetables in a small overworld fill with traps. Some are funny but a lot are just frustrating. Shout out for the chili pepper for being one of the best avoidance I have played.
After that, you can fight the final boss: the colo...Gordon Ramsey. I really like this boss, he's not very hard but long, really long.

I think this is a good game, I didn't enjoy it as much as others (cuz it seems I'm the one to give the lowest note) but I would recommend it.

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Rating: 8.1 81       Difficulty: 55 55
Sep 26, 2019