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Chance
For: Endurance Medley Party!
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 8.6 86       Difficulty: N/A
May 28, 2018
Vierandice
For: I wanna be the Co-op
Amazing fangame for amazing players

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Rating: 9.5 95       Difficulty: 65 65
May 28, 2018
infern0man1
For: Needle Game Dependence
This guy does literally everything wrong.

So imagine if those 1000+ room games everyone hates was broken up into a standard hub instead of being linear. That's kind of what this game is like. There's currently 28 portals with each having up to 5 screen, resulting in 128 screens, and the maker keeps fucking updating this piece of garbage. Out of those 128, literally only one of them was good.

Visually, the game is an eyesore. The maker apparently doesn't know what saturation or value is and almost always sticks with the most painful background colors you can use. There are 5 areas with bright red glaring at you, and a few with bright yellow and bright green. The tiles are all either standard or horribly edited versions of the standard tilesets.

Gameplay-wise, the game is just a mess. There's next to no jump variety; the maker doesn't know aligns so you have to rely on A-D half the time because of the complete abundance of mundane corners involved. There are several portals that are just one jump repeated over and over again. There's one portal where you walk through 3 screens of literally nothing, a screen with 3 4.5s, and a screen with a shuriken (in that order) all in one segment. There are three portals I couldn't stomach because the platforming was so terrible. On top of all that, the save balance is some of the worst I've seen in a while.

It's also blatantly obvious that the maker doesn't test. In the third hub, there are two L-needle-ish portals. One of them is impossible because of the collision order bug present in most GM8 engines, and the other is impossible because of what is basically the impossible jump in ATK 2. It's astounding just how little of a shit this author has consistently given for all 86 of his games. That's right, fucking 86 games and this is one of his most recent. How does one even accomplish that? It's almost impressive.

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Tagged as: Needle Impossible
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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 100 100
May 28, 2018
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna eat the Forest
Catchy and pretty easy version of the one used in Forehead 2. Most of the attacks are way more simpler or are different than the ones seen in FH2. Like the other Eat the ... games, I would recommend this if you are getting into avoidances. No bullshit attacks and an fun song to listen to.

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Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 6.7 67       Difficulty: 25 25
May 27, 2018
ColdWarrior
For: I wanna be the Ballistic
Dropped it at the bullshit hysteric platform segment, which is just like get lucky, it's a shame 'cause it wasn't a bad game, but it can't afford to make dumb moves like that, so i would say you can play it if you willing to tolerate braindead design

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 55 55
May 27, 2018
Benimaki
For: I Don't Wanna Lose My Sanity
It's a wonderful game.

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 85 85
May 27, 2018
YouCanNotKnow
For: I wanna celebrate 100
Very fun beginner game

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Tagged as: Needle Boss 100_Floor
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 46 46
May 27, 2018
Alex_under215
For: I wanna be the Best Guy 2
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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 55 55
May 27, 2018
RandomChaos_
For: I wanna be Friends
I loved this game! All great but one save near the end imo. Worth a try for sure!

:^)

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Tagged as: Adventure Gimmick Boss
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 45 45
May 27, 2018
P2shka
For: Untitled61
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 56 56
May 27, 2018
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