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DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna be the check room
Rating based on a full clear which includes beating the extra boss. Without it I would rate the game 50 difficulty.

Oldschool needle/trap focused game consisting of 3 platforming stages with a boss at the end, as well as a boss stage with two new bosses. The needle is pretty simple but creative for its time, and while the traps are your standard moving spike traps they didn't bother me that much because the saves are easy enough that they don't become too repetitive. I mainly disliked the visuals because two of the three stages have bad color picks that blend in too much with the background which makes things harder to see, but thankfully the stages themselves are quite short.

Every stage has an optional secret which give you nothing in return, but if you have the desire to get them you can access them by touching the mirrored checkerboard block. Beware that the secret item sprite shares the same sprite so you might accidentally miss it.

To me the fun lies in not the stages but the bosses. They have simple attack patterns but they're also designed in a way that they are never unfair, but rather you're required to learn a cycle that never changes. The first and second boss have no iframes but the third boss shoots fruit are you which you must shoot back to the boss and time your hits so the fruits hit the boss on time. The final boss is a culmination of every boss you've fought before, and once again the hard part is learning the cycles and never does it wall you due to bad RNG. Beating this boss counts as a clear. It's actually possible to skip the first three stages if you beat the first boss mentioned below and just accessing the final boss room, and beating the boss lets you complete the game early.

If you noticed on the second screen there is a warp on the top left which you can access by activating some triggers and do some backtracking until you reach the warp. This boss is not connected to the rest of the game except for the end of the boss stage. It's essentially a training mode for the real boss which you can access by going to the top left warp in the boss stage. Before you decide to beat the extra boss you must beat the final boss beforehand because otherwise one of the doors in the boss room do not open which I learned the hard way.

The extra boss is the hardest boss in the game by far, and requires a hefty amount of multitasking and risky dodges. This boss was the main reason why I decided to play this as zero told me back in 2021 that he considered this to be the hardest boss he had beaten during that time, taking him 9,5 hours to beat. He even said it was harder than the Noesis' final boss, so I was up for the task to see if I was capable of beating it.

Like the other bosses before it the boss design is really simple, where the red and blue bosses combine together to form a super boss. The red guy has 30 HP and the blue guy has 50 HP, but you'll pretty much always kill red first. This boss constantly demands your attention and leaving too much fruit behind fills the boss arena and most if not always you will get walled and die. You also need to time your shots so you don't accidentally hit the black fruits as those also kill you. It's also preferred to shoot the diagonal fruits on the left side because they always move right and if you accidentally shoot one on the right there's a big chance that it will instakill you unless you know what you are doing.

This boss was an absolute nightmare to beat but despite that I still enjoyed it since its pretty easy to get to end of the first Guyrock loop, and most attempts die around 10-15 seconds in before the song ends. If anything its good practice for reading slow + dense RNG which happens pretty often in harder bosses/avoidances. Good luck if you decide to go for it.

Would recommend.

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Tagged as: Needle Trap Gimmick Boss Secrets Extra
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Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 80 80
Apr 16, 2024
angiedusst
For: I Wanna Start A Party
the bot beat me and my friends every time

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 14 14
Apr 16, 2024
angiedusst
For: I wanna Jerryfish
really easy fangame but has good looking games

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Rating: 7.4 74       Difficulty: 16 16
Apr 16, 2024
angiedusst
For: I wanna brave the traps 2
fun trap game

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 26 26
Apr 16, 2024
angiedusst
For: Guy Tower Defense 2022
fun game lmayo

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 15 15
Apr 16, 2024
angiedusst
For: Mario Wahoo Avoidance
i beat it by standing still and This game has apples!
lmao

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Rating: 9.6 96       Difficulty: 38 38
Apr 16, 2024
xva
For: I wanna enjoy the Game2
betty never miss

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss
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Rating: 7.1 71       Difficulty: 39 39
Apr 16, 2024
Trener
For: I wanna be the Crimson ripoff
I think the age of this game has already passed, besides the fact that it is not the best for its time, it simply has not passed the test of time.The best part of the game is about going up to 25 floors, quite smoothly, you can play and get some semblance of pleasure.But then absolutely clumsy jumps begin almost everywhere, on every floor, and so on until the end of the game.The game is rather not complicated, but just annoying, kind of lame.The balance of complexity is uneven and unclear.Floor 49.9 is probably the most difficult thing in the game, but I will also note floor 48, in which without proper alignment one jump becomes almost impossible, for the sake of this alignment I returned and went through the entire first save without touching the walls, which was also quite strange.In general, I do not advise, the game has outlived its usefulness

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 69 69
Apr 16, 2024
TwistedB
For: I wanna be the Ancient Guy
its fun :)

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Tagged as: Special
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Rating: 7.3 73       Difficulty: 34 34
Apr 16, 2024
shign
For: I Wanna Try To DJ This Party: An Appreciation Universe Story
Hub based game with 4 disctincts stages. The trap stage was ok I guess, I'm really not receptive to that kind of humor but the trap design was decent, the chase stage is a bit weak and way shorter than the others, the tyson stage was by far the best both humor and gameplay wise and the puzzle stage was quite something. While I'm a big fan of puzzles in fangames, this is typically the kind that is way too cryptic if you don't immediatly get the logic behind it and even with the hint system some were very hard. Puzzles where you could apply any logic to it because nothing is explained or implicit have always been very hit or miss and it was mostly miss for me.

Overall fine, you will probably enjoy it more if you like random memes but even past that it has some pretty good parts.

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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 35 35
Apr 16, 2024
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