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Joined on: Feb 8, 2015

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I made my first fangame at 10 years old and it sucked. I also made cultured & cultured 2.

Cheese's Favourite Fangames (That I didn't help make):

1. I dun wanna be anything 2 - Super long and interesting metroidvania game
2. I wanna reach the moon - Amazingly well produced puzzle adventure
3. I wanna be the Overlord - Another well made metroidvania game
4. I dun wanna be anything 1 - This is a personal pick, most people dislike it
5. I wanna be the Troll King - Another great adventure / trap game
6. I wanna be abducted - Really unique game with abstract and creepy stages
7. Not another Needle game - Classic gimmicky platforming game
8. I wanna grow up - Fun and short megaman-ish game
9. Christmas Deliveries - A great adventure game by Gaywizard
10. Crimson Needle 3 - Insanely creative needle game worked on for years by Kale

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412 Reviews!
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502 Games

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I wanna be the My heart goes on 1.0 10.0
Not Another Needle Game 60.0 10.0
I wanna find my Destiny 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Overlord 48.0 10.0
I wanna kill the Guy 40.0 9.9
Crimson Needle 3 85.0 9.8
I wanna reach the Moon 50.0 9.8
I wanna be The Cat N/A 9.7
I wanna kill the troll king 45.0 9.7
I wanna be the Co-op 65.0 9.6
I wanna be the Graverobber 44.0 9.6
I wanna qoqoqo 2 65.0 9.5
I wanna be the Micromedley 55.0 9.5
I wanna Roll Around 60.0 9.5
I Dun Wanna be Anything 2 75.0 9.5
I wanna be the knight of shining armor 50.0 9.5
I wanna get Rekt(共同開発) 65.0 9.5
I Wanna Spook Jam 48.0 9.5
I wanna play Kiduija 37.0 9.4
I wanna Grow Up 54.0 9.4
I wanna stop the MELTDOWN 65.0 9.2
I wanna be Abducted 52.0 9.1
I wanna Twist and Turn 63.0 9.0
Jtool N/A 9.0
I wanna try a Collab(共同開発) 55.0 9.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 67.0 9.0
I wanna be the engine Seph edition N/A 9.0
In Search Of More Dangerous Toys 58.0 9.0
I wanna be the Studio Engine YoYoYo Edition N/A 9.0
I Wanna End My Growth 35.0 9.0
I Wanna Travel the Night 44.0 8.9
I wanna thread the Needle(共同開発) 72.0 8.9
I wanna clear the Fifty Floors 67.0 8.8
I wanna bigger penis 50.0 8.8
I Wanna Destroy the Needleverse 62.0 8.8
I Wanna Defeat the Nader Makers: Chill Side 68.0 8.8
I dun wanna be Anything 75.0 8.8
I wanna spread my wings 35.0 8.7
I wanna be soupreme 46.0 8.7
I Wanna Fill In The Blanks 30.0 8.6
I wanna Orion 51.0 8.6
I wanna be the 8bit 44.0 8.6
Endless Mirage Demo 32.0 8.6
I wanna make Better Life Choices 43.0 8.6
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 78.0 8.5
I wanna reach Heaven 65.0 8.5
I wanna be the Boshy 60.0 8.5
I wanna dance with Daggers 65.0 8.5
Christmas Deliveries 60.0 8.4
Super Kid Bros. 3 43.0 8.3
I Wanna Be the Chair 2 58.0 8.3
I wanna Start from Here 50.0 8.3
I wanna Deviate 48.0 8.1
Crimson Needle 2 90.0 8.0
I wanna be the Only level 30.0 8.0
I wanna fall into the snow 55.0 8.0
I wanna go the Spook House(共同開発) 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Music2 40.0 8.0
XIFT 60.0 8.0
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 21.0 8.0
I Wanna Kill the Sudoku 60.0 8.0
I Wanna Feed Your Escapism 2 60.0 8.0
We Live Under The Stairs 25.0 8.0
I wanna Chaton 55.0 8.0
I wanna descend the 69 69.0 8.0
I Wanna Be the Jump Master N/A 8.0
I wanna defeat January(共同開発) 50.0 8.0
I Wanna Classic Adventure 42.0 8.0
I wanna be the Diverse 50.0 8.0
I wanna feed Your Escapism 53.0 8.0
I wanna be the World Apart 65.0 7.9
I Wanna Decimate The Purple Taisa 65.0 7.9
I wanna be the Finite 53.0 7.8
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 72.0 7.8
I wanna see the Moon 39.0 7.8
I Wanna Be the FE 69.0 7.8
Happy Dog Year 32.0 7.7
I wanna be the rushed creation(共同開発) 54.0 7.7
I wanna have a good time 65.0 7.7
I wanna come up with a name 61.0 7.7
I wanna go to night sky 38.0 7.7
I wanna be the Make Hardest Fangame 65.0 7.7
I wanna be the continuity 65.0 7.6
I wanna be the Super Needle! 70.0 7.6
I wanna be the Neurosis 60.0 7.5
I wanna be the Scribble 62.0 7.5
I wanna touch the Captain 65.0 7.5
I wanna be the ねこ(共同開発) N/A 7.5
I wanted to make the Sprites 53.0 7.5
I Wanna Share My Levels N/A 7.5
You're the Kid Now, Charlie Brown! 32.0 7.5
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 25.0 7.5
I wanna kill the minesweepor 46.0 7.5
I wanna enjoy the Music 84.0 7.5
I wanna one attack in soul 70.0 7.5
I wanna be the Hypertrophic Lobotomous Coalescing Bumblebee 65.0 7.5
I wanna enjoy my yellow shoes 2 56.0 7.5
I wanna be the Crimson kid 43.0 7.5
I Wanna Feel Alive Again 65.0 7.4
I wanna be the Gap2 44.0 7.2
I wanna fa trap 2 36.0 7.2
A Minimal Adventure 44.0 7.1
I wanna Classic 65.0 7.0
I wanna Become the Vegetable 2 45.0 7.0
I wanna be the Umbrella 35.0 7.0
I wanna Jumpjumpjump!!! 65.0 7.0
I wanna be the Crysis 30.0 7.0
I wanna break the Neon Miku N/A 7.0
I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 3 90.0 7.0
Kid World 40.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Spiker N/A 7.0
I wanna colorize the needle 60.0 7.0
I Wanna Be The Hungrytag 40.0 7.0
I wanna kill the Weston Douglas Jones 46.0 7.0
I wanna beat the wannabes 70.0 7.0
I wanna ascend the 69 69.0 6.9
I wanna walk the Ceiling2(共同開発) 49.0 6.9
I wanna be the Fancy 37.0 6.8
Gemilous Needle 3(共同開発) 68.0 6.8
I wanna be the Nyx 58.0 6.8
I Wanna Be The Engine: viri edition N/A 6.8
I wanna help the Fairy tale 25.0 6.8
I wanna be the LoveAE-RYRC 35.0 6.7
I wanna see the sky 50.0 6.6
I wanna be the Fangame! 52.0 6.5
I wanna know the True Blue 62.0 6.5
I wanna love the Spike 55.0 6.5
I wanna kill the Kermit 75.0 6.5
I wanna Limitless 30.0 6.5
I wanna ʅ(´◔౪◔)ʃ 30.0 6.5
I wanna be the Apollo 65.0 6.5
I wanna damn the Daniel II 58.0 6.5
I wanna be the Ballistic 55.0 6.5
I wanna celebrate 100 32.0 6.5
I wanna T.R.A.P. 36.0 6.4
I wanna be the Crimson Needle 95.0 6.3
I wanna celebrate Halloween like it's 2015 23.0 6.3
I wanna conquer the 100 Trials 50.0 6.2
I wanna Jerryfish 23.0 6.2
I wanna VANILLA N/A 6.1
I wanna be a Stagemaker N/A 6.0
I wanna be the Dark Blue N/A 6.0
I wanna be the Dob 57.0 6.0
I Wanna be the Scapegoat 60.0 6.0
I wanna kill the Machine 49.0 6.0
I wanna go to the Remains 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the BM 65.0 6.0
I wanna be the Guy(本家) 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the UltraPlayers 65.0 6.0
I wanna be the Neon 50.0 6.0
I wanna Reminiscence 50.0 6.0
I wanna be the RUKIMIN!7(SEVEN!) 55.0 6.0
I wanna qoqoqo origin 25.0 5.9
I wanna Summer Night's Dream N/A 5.9
I wanna be the Koramune trap 35.0 5.9
I wanna be the Mini spirit 25.0 5.8
I wanna GNU 67.0 5.7
I wanna be the Rain 20.0 5.7
I Wanna Break The Title Card 55.0 5.7
I wanna be the Master N 68.0 5.7
I Wanna Find My Butthole 53.0 5.7
I wanna rudiments 66.0 5.6
The Great & Powerful Beginner 30.0 5.6
I Wanna Be The Test 20.0 5.5
I wanna find another test player 50.0 5.5
I wanna have a Random Adventure 36.0 5.5
I wanna Become the Vegetable 25.0 5.5
I wanna be the Rightnya needle 2 47.0 5.3
I wanna be the ghost(共同開発) 66.0 5.3
I wanna try to Beat The Really Really Really Really Really Long Save 92.0 5.3
I wanna be the Retro II Rebirth 35.0 5.2
I wanna kill the 2doku 65.0 5.0
IWBTG3D 10.0 5.0
I wanna be the Rex 65.0 5.0
I wanna be the Crimson 69.0 5.0
I wanna be the Best Guy 4 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the Azure 72.0 5.0
Needle Ability Test(共同開発) N/A 5.0
I wanna be the Sudtrick Doodles(共同開発) 38.0 5.0
I wanna be the Dishwasher 61.0 5.0
I wanna be the Pattern 70.0 5.0
I wanna 全部俺 N/A 5.0
I wanna be the M,E 2 56.0 5.0
I wanna be the Messiah 69.0 5.0
I wanna walk the Ceiling2おまけ 30.0 5.0
I wanna be the Ha51 50.0 5.0
I Wanna OL N/A 5.0
I wanna be the Magnanimity 70.0 5.0
I wanna be the Justice 69.0 5.0
I wanna use Spare time 40.0 5.0
I Wanna Super F - Variety Stream Package N/A 5.0
I wanna kill the Matthew Samson Diogo 45.0 5.0
I wanna end the Game 65.0 5.0
I Wanna Fall The Stool N/A 5.0
I wanna be the Torinokawa 50.0 5.0
I wanna be the Scarlet white(共同開発) 26.0 4.9
banana pudding 3 70.0 4.9
I wanna Syobon 35.0 4.8
I wanna originality 28.0 4.8
キッド君のおさんぽ 5.0 4.7
I Wanna Go The Elemental Color 65.0 4.5
I wanna be the CatBag 52.0 4.5
I wanna be the Junk 50.0 4.5
I wanna have feathers 2 50.0 4.5
I Wanna Be The Really Dense Take On Imperfection 55.0 4.5
I wanna TKTU spike 50.0 4.5
I wanna be the Ancient Guy 15.0 4.5
I wanna be the Destiny 40.0 4.5
I wanna have an adventure in future 20.0 4.5
I wanna fly the Sky 78.0 4.5
I wanna Marchen 65.0 4.5
I wanna break the Hesitation 55.0 4.5
I wanna vivid 57.0 4.5
I wanna kill the Maxson Li Jew 45.0 4.5
I wanna kill the Creator (canceled) N/A 4.5
I wanna be the Infinity dungeon 40.0 4.5
I wanna be the Nostalgic. 40.0 4.5
Inga e som vi e, högt över marken 52.0 4.5
I wanna be the Invisikid 65.0 4.5
I wanna be the Gun Master 40.0 4.5
I wanna be the Balloon 57.0 4.5
I wanna be the Flyingspike 50.0 4.5
I wanna defeat My Crustination 60.0 4.4
I wanna poisoning 79.0 4.4
I wanna be the 213 Boss Mode N/A 4.4
I wanna be Haphazard 2 66.0 4.4
I wanna be the タイトル募集! 25.0 4.3
I wanna Cooperation 65.0 4.3
I wanna be the Romance 62.0 4.3
I wanna be the Black game 53.0 4.3
I wanna be the Ruby 44.0 4.2
I Wanna Journey Through Undertale 65.0 4.2
I wanna be the Number One 39.0 4.2
パターン厨耐久テスト 53.0 4.1
I wanna Anesthetize 76.0 4.0
I Wanna EZL 66.0 4.0
I wanna Get Up Early 30.0 4.0
I wanna be the Bridge 69.0 4.0
I wanna go home!!! 20.0 4.0
I wanna beat the Bouse 63.0 4.0
I wanna be the TTN 45.0 4.0
I wanna be the Drunk 2 60.0 4.0
I wanna last Forever 2 50.0 4.0
I wanna kill the Kamilia 70.0 4.0
I wanna Lost One N/A 4.0
I wanna praise the Sun 40.0 4.0
I wanna be the Violent shaking 20.0 4.0
I wanna be the Fangame! Easter Edition 50.0 4.0
I wanna be Liberation 60.0 4.0
I wanna see the White black dream 10.0 4.0
I wanna be the Platinum 25.0 4.0
I wanna be ice fan 75.0 3.9
I wanna be the タクデール2 38.0 3.8
I wanna be the First time 59.0 3.8
I Wanna Kill Originality 82.0 3.7
I wanna be the hopeless 72.0 3.7
I wanna take the Timemachine 60.0 3.6
Depression 61.0 3.6
I wanna kill the Lovegood 80.0 3.6
I wanna Chill 66.0 3.5
I wanna be the Cruel Kid 40.0 3.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers 2 (共同開発) 90.0 3.5
I wanna kill the Mauri 75.0 3.5
I wanna go to the Silly Needle Expo!!! 2 55.0 3.5
I wanna break the 5 world 69.0 3.5
I wanna be the Jonny 45.0 3.5
I wanna WalkRight 0.0 3.5
I wanna be the Boshtination 80.0 3.5
I wanna be the Natural 50.0 3.5
I wanna be the Hustle Beat!! 70.0 3.5
Adventure of Kid 46.0 3.3
I wanna be the 32 70.0 3.2
I wanna be the Patrick Game 11.0 3.2
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 50.0 3.2
I wanna be the T 75.0 3.0
I wanna kill the umbrella 60.0 3.0
I wanna be the Priapus 80.0 3.0
I wanna run from the Evil Stick 35.0 3.0
I wanna escape the Weird museum 50.0 3.0
I wanna play the Easy game!!! 45.0 3.0
I Wanna Break The Series Z 3 90.0 3.0
I wanna be like Zoop 55.0 3.0
I wanna be Persistent 81.0 3.0
I wanna Get Drunk and Make Needle 63.0 3.0
I wanna be the ア 50.0 3.0
I wanna be the Just Trap 85.0 3.0
I wanna be the Yes Cancel N/A 3.0
I wanna have a accident 40.0 2.9
I Wanna Follow The Story N/A 2.8
I wanna Spaghetti 40.0 2.7
I wanna be the Chaos 71.0 2.7
I wanna be the Flandre 73.0 2.7
I wanna revenge the snow 75.0 2.6
I wanna kill the key 62.0 2.6
I wanna conquer the Uranus 75.0 2.5
I wanna be the Search Engine 70.0 2.5
I wanna be the Retro! 45.0 2.5
I wanna go to the Silly Needle Expo!!! 45.0 2.5
I wanna be the Banananana 50.0 2.5
I wanna be the NES 30.0 2.5
I wanna be the Student 40.0 2.5
I wanna be the Oppai 40.0 2.5
I Wanna Kill the Kamilia 2 Extra Stage 95.0 2.5
I wanna be the Lucky 80.0 2.5
I Wanna be the Very Best 60.0 2.5
I wanna play an easy game 75.0 2.5
I wanna climb the Skytree 48.0 2.5
I Wanna Idealize The Unknown 58.0 2.5
I wanna be the Gel 95.0 2.5
I wanna rost the Car 65.0 2.5
I Wanna Be Gaming! 30.0 2.5
I wanna get better 70.0 2.4
I Don't Wanna Play This 75.0 2.3
I wanna Break the Blackcat HELL Spike 68.0 2.2
I wanna kill the Chris 2 N/A 2.1
I wanna be a dude of a fam 80.0 2.0
I wanna be the 超初心者!! 5.0 2.0
I wanna be the Guidance 50.0 2.0
I wanna be the Eden 60.0 2.0
I wanna be the SimSimE 65.0 2.0
I wanna break the School N/A 2.0
I wanna be the EdwardS1I0 35.0 2.0
I wanna make a perfect HARIGE 69.0 2.0
I wanna be the Engine Japan! N/A 2.0
I wanna be the Miso らーめん! 30.0 2.0
I wanna be the Negapoji Continues 55.0 2.0
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side 2 N/A 2.0
I wanna be a Fruit of a plant 85.0 2.0
I Wanna Baka The Wolsk On Twitch 54.0 2.0
I Wanna Defeat The Four Horsemen Of Hardcore Gaming 70.0 2.0
I Wanna See Something 30.0 2.0
I wanna be the TORE! 43.0 2.0
I wanna be the One person 40.0 2.0
I wanna be the Lite 30.0 2.0
I wanna U-n!! 54.0 2.0
I wanna find the Sealed power 30.0 2.0
I wanna be the Get☆Dan 45.0 2.0
I wanna be the Hectocorner 85.0 2.0
I wanna kill the Author 85.0 2.0
I wanna DiVE it so fast N/A 2.0
Purdy Adventures 50.0 2.0
I wanna be Sure in You N/A 1.8
I wanna be the Easy thumbnail 28.0 1.8
I Wanna Be The Ultimate Super Guy 64.0 1.7
I Wanna Be The Scratch Engine N/A 1.7
I wanna be the 私は私の道を行く 32.0 1.7
I wanna 42 72.0 1.7
I Wanna DanDanDan 30.0 1.6
I wanna be the Lucky2 80.0 1.5
I wanna be the Small town 50.0 1.5
I wanna be the Wall kick 65.0 1.5
I wanna be the One 40.0 1.5
I wanna be the KSD 65.0 1.5
I wanna USA 70.0 1.5
I wanna be the Opposite 40.0 1.5
I wanna beat the Cactus jump 70.0 1.5
I wanna be the Fuckerball 60.0 1.5
I wanna meet the Ruka 2nd 50.0 1.5
I wanna be the Black 90.0 1.5
I wanna protect the hobby 68.0 1.5
II wwaannnnaa SShhaakkee 50.0 1.5
I wanna jump methodically 90.0 1.5
I wanna be the 腕三本 25.0 1.5
I Wanna Kill The Kappa 44.0 1.3
I wanna be the very hard spike game master pathver 64.0 1.2
I wanna be the Not spike Master 60.0 1.2
I wanna be the Keyboard 72.0 1.2
I wanna be the Moti trap 50.0 1.2
I wanna Trash Needle 50.0 1.2
暇つぶしアイワナ 60.0 1.0
I wanna be the B.B.Second 25.0 1.0
I wanna challenge the Needle Fight 70.0 1.0
I wanna be the Baka 70.0 1.0
I wanna kill the Wolfgang Jojo Nicholson 70.0 1.0
I wanna kill the Happil 100.0 1.0
I wanna Hypothyroidism 100.0 1.0
I wanna be the Math Major 80.0 1.0
I wanna be the MRG 98.0 1.0
I wanna Color 85.0 1.0
I wanna be the TARO Trap 69.0 1.0
I wanna be the 久しぶりの配置ゲー 69.0 1.0
I wanna be the 圧迫面接 N/A 0.8
I wanna be the Welcome 45.0 0.8
I wanna go to the Dream! 60.0 0.7
I wanna be the Earth Temple 2 N/A 0.6
I wanna avoid the Seeds 70.0 0.5
I wanna be the Donald2 69.0 0.5
I wanna be the 罰ゲーム 50.0 0.5
I wanna be the 題名未定 改定版 60.0 0.5
I wanna be the 大移動 50.0 0.5
I wanna kill the Super F 3 N/A 0.5
I wanna be the Philosopher N/A 0.5
I wanna kill the G jie 62.0 0.5
Super F 4 N/A 0.5
I wanna RIZ 95.0 0.5
I wanna TP 50.0 0.5
I wanna be the Leviathan 2 85.0 0.5
I wanna beat the Difficult Jumps 100.0 0.5
I wanna 50/50 N/A 0.4
I Wanna Kill the AI Family 75.0 0.4
I wanna be the Hell 91.0 0.3
I wanna be the たったのこれだけwww4 70.0 0.2
I wanna be a Brute of a man 98.0 0.2
I wanna be the Happy needle N/A 0.2
弐連納豆祭百 95.0 0.2
I wanna break the Sky needle 80.0 0.2
I wanna be the Kayra 35.0 0.2
I wanna be the Snow which falls 30.0 0.1
I wanna fa fashiliu 70.0 0.1
I Wanna Double Invert 87.0 0.1
I wanna be the 下り斜め針祭り!いろは 50.0 0.1
I wanna kill the 愛罠 100.0 0.1
I wanna Terminate The Steak 80.0 0.1
I wanna be the 2.75 Floor Invert 99.0 0.1
I wanna kill My Parents Due To My Teenage Angst 75.0 0.1
I wanna be the First let down 70.0 0.1
I wanna know about You more 1.0 0.1
I wanna crazy crazy crazy 99.0 0.1
I wanna see Monoe-san 1.0 0.1
I wanna be the Steak 75.0 0.1
I wanna be the Block Easy Type 60.0 0.1
I wanna be the Dead End remake 60.0 0.1
I wanna be the corner jump 30.0 0.1
I wanna be the Genie Temple 45.0 0.1
I wanna be the Deathpelunker 体験版 50.0 0.1
I wanna H2 1.0 0.1
Super F 5: Steak Edition (feat. Colonel) N/A 0.0
I Wanna Beat The Fangame Quiz 0.0 0.0
I WANNA WALK N/A 0.0
I Wanna Victory Royale Sans Fortnite N/A 0.0
I wanna climb the Steak N/A 0.0
I wanna be the inverting N/A 0.0
I wanna be the Saishu N/A 0.0
I Wanna Kill The Rageman 1 99.0 0.0
i wanna kill roblox 100.0 0.0
I Wanna Kill The Happil 2 100.0 0.0
I wanna be the q w e q r m e r e q r f g 85.0 0.0
I wanna be the Steakitty 100.0 0.0
I wanna duplicate Kid N/A 0.0
I wanna kill the bivvez N/A 0.0
I wanna kill the ex15 75.0 0.0
LCIS N/A 0.0
I wanna kill the homui 3 99.0 0.0
I wanna break the Steak 80.0 0.0
I want to have a steak with the boys 90.0 0.0
I wanna be the Defiant 95.0 0.0
I Wanna be the 2.5625 invert 100.0 0.0
I wanna be the Sea diary N/A N/A
I wanna L N/A N/A
Draw My Fangame N/A N/A
I wanna be the CG N/A N/A
Jtool skins N/A N/A
I wanna escape reality N/A N/A
I wanna be the weird game - Demo N/A N/A
I wanna join the AA N/A N/A
I wanna make the 配置ゲー for MKTK N/A N/A
I wanna kill the Mark Alan Vincent N/A N/A
I wanna Di-亮 N/A N/A
I wanna be the Bored N/A N/A
I wanna get Cultured N/A N/A
Draw my Guy FGM Edition N/A N/A
Volo Esse Guy N/A N/A
I wanna Reach the Exit 3 N/A N/A
IWPTSGOfVGWJTANALTNICWDC(共同開発) N/A N/A
Awoken N/A N/A
I don't wanna to study N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Green Solnyshko N/A N/A
Competition of Needle Making N/A N/A
I wanna be a Happy Refrain(共同開発) N/A N/A
I wanna ß N/A N/A
I wanna be the Hestia N/A N/A
Not Another Needle Engine N/A N/A
I wanna be the Player N/A N/A
I wanna be the Pretty N/A N/A
I wanna be the Bored II N/A N/A
I wanna be the MHC 95.0 N/A
Tool for avoidances N/A N/A
I wanna Survive 30.0 N/A
I wanna -_- N/A N/A
I Wanna Get Cultured 2 N/A N/A
I wanna be the Signore(共同開発) N/A N/A
I wanna be the Crimson ripoff N/A N/A
I wanna be the LBAH N/A N/A
I wanna Wow N/A N/A
I wanna be the Takeda N/A N/A
I wanna be the Boy of defeat 60.0 N/A
I wanna be the Crimson Collab 70.0 N/A
I wanna be the Repliforce N/A N/A
I wanna scrape my face N/A N/A
I wanna be the Nyan Drive N/A N/A
I wanna bounce around in funny land N/A N/A
Vodka Makers N/A N/A
I wanna make a Sandwich N/A N/A
I Wanna One Room N/A N/A
I wanna clear one frame jump simulator N/A N/A
I wanna be the Sorcerer N/A N/A
I wanna get the Math PhD N/A N/A
I wanna be the best luck 82.0 N/A
I wanna kill the Rukito 78.0 N/A
I wanna be the SMF N/A N/A
I wanna lunatic the L-Needle N/A N/A
I wanna try a Collab 2 N/A N/A

412 Reviews

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For: I wanna Get Up Early
Before we can critically assess "I wanna get up early", we first have to deal with "I wanna get up early". In addition to its Oscar nominations and huge critical acclaim, the film has topped the IMDb Top 250 for years and shows no signs of dropping off any time soon. Any attempt to criticise it could come across as churlish or contrarian, the work of someone attempting to be above what is popular for their own self-righteous sake. Fortunately, there is little need to criticise - for this fangame really is as great as people make it out to be.

It's easy to forget how much of a slow-burning success I wanna get up Early was. Despite favourable reviews and its many nominations, the film barely broke even on first release. It was only with the VHS release that word began to spread like wildfire, so that by the turn of the century it had garnered a reputation as a modern American great. In an age where films are dead in the water if they don't perform on opening weekend, it is hard to imagine a situation in which another I wanna get up Early could emerge (although Slumdog Millionaire is a reasonable candidate).

It's equally easy to forget how brutal the film is, particularly in its first 20 minutes. This fangame's reputation as a popular favourite might lead the uninitiated to thinking that it's an uplifting, feel-good film - and it is true that these later moments are the ones which have most entered into popular consciousness. But any film about hope needs a source of despair to provide conflict, and I wanna get up Early has more than enough violence and emotional trauma to justify its 15 certificate. As Mark Kermode famously remarked, there's a whole lot of Getting up before the breakfast.

Even without its reputation, this game is one of the best adaptations of Stephen King's work. Indeed, among King's dramatic stories, it is outshone only by its successor The Green Mile. Frank Darabont has a greater understanding of King than almost any other filmmaker: he gets the tone spot on and recreates the period setting brilliantly with the help of Roger Deakins' cinematography. Despite the much-parodied narration that punctuates the film, the drama unfolds naturally and believably throughout, with the characters always being at the forefront and naked exposition being kept to a bare minimum.

I wanna get up Early is a good example of how adaptation works - or more specifically, how changes made to the original story in translation often benefit the finished product. The best example of this is the character of Red, who in the original novel is a red-headed Irishman. This is referred to jokingly by Morgan Freeman in one of his first conversations with Tim Robbins; when Andy asks why people call him Red, Red responds: "Maybe it's because I'm Irish.".

On top of Freeman's obvious ability, the casting decision makes sense because it adds an extra layer of meaning to the character. Red is one of the few black characters we come across; while he applies himself in different ways, he is as much of an outsider as Andy DuFresne. This is borne out by his remarks about institutionalisation, which are laughed off by his fellow inmates. Red may be well-connected when it comes to smuggling things in, but otherwise he is just as lonely as Andy.

I wanna get up Early approaches the theme of institutionalisation with great grace and dexterity. Because the story takes place over three decades, the temptation would be to canter through the plot points and cut straight to Andy's escape - you could even stage the entire story in flashback. Instead, Darabont allows the film to unfold at a gentle, gradual pace, reflecting the mind-set of the characters. They don't realise how trapped they are until it's too late, just as we don't realise that two-and-a-half hours has passed until the credits have begun to roll.

The characters reflect the different extents and effects of institutionalisation. Brooks has built his entire identity around his books and role in the prison; he is so afraid of this being taken away that he attempts to kill William Sadler's character so he can stay inside. Red is aware of how trapped he is, and shares Brooks' fears, being unsure that he could get things for Andy on the outside. But at the same time, he refuses to let himself be vulnerable, trying to play the system and constantly getting turned down for parole. Andy allows himself to be vulnerable and endures all the pain that it brings him, sustained by the knowledge of his innocence and the hope that he will escape.

I wanna get up Early is perhaps the most powerful depiction of hope in all of cinema. The original short story, Rita Hayworth and I wanna get up Early, was subtitled 'Hope Springs Eternal'. The film returns to hope and the celebration of the human spirit like a leitmotif, and succeeds because it retains Andy's humanity in all its many shades. While he is very different to the other prisoners, he is never presented as a saint or goody-goody, smiling gormlessly in the face of maddening torment. This makes his endurance all the more powerful: we recognise our faults in his moments of weakness, and aspire to his inner moral strength.

The film has attracted many Christian interpretations - in fact, in my review of John Carpenter's The Thing, I called it "a poster child for Christianity". It's not hard to see why, considering its celebration of inner strength and devotion, and its overall arc of good triumph over evil against the greatest odds. While Andy has been called a Christ figure, he's just as close to the character of Daniel in the Old Testament: he finds himself in a strange land against his will, and in order to survive he applies his natural talents to the service of his temporal masters. Through his labours the people around him benefit and the system is eventually changed for the better - albeit through pain, suffering and several deaths.

An equally intriguing interpretation comes from Mark Kermode, who authored a BFI Modern Classic on the film in 2003. In a video discussing cinematic depictions of Richard Nixon, Kermode made the argument that Warden Norton (played brilliantly by Bob Gunton) is an allegory for Nixon, with Andy's prison term matching Nixon's political career. Norton begins reaching out for friendship (Nixon seeking to be elected), then becomes the corrupt leader (beginning in the year that Kennedy was shot), and finally descends into paranoia and disgrace, culminating in a more literal suicide than Nixon offered us.

Whether you believe these interpretations or not, I wanna get up Early is a terrific piece of dramatic film-making which soars on the strengths of its main performers. Tim Robbins perfectly captures Andy's distant, ethereal quality while retaining his wry and infectious sense of humour. Morgan Freeman's performance may well be responsible for his subsequent type-casting, but he matches Robbins beat for beat, offsetting hope with world-weariness and guilt. There's also great support from two actors who would subsequently work with Darabont again - William Sadler (who appears in The Green Mile) and James Whitmore (The Majestic).

The only fly in the ointment with I wanna get up Early is its ending. The film is about hope as a value in and of itself, emphasising the importance of having it even if it is not rewarded. Red's transition to embracing hope is far more important than his reunion with Andy, and this reunion shifts the film's message from celebrating hope to justifying the characters' pain on the basis of a happy ending. It's also clear that this ending was put together at the last minute, with subtle shifts in the cinematography and a far more rushed pacing to it.

I wanna get up Early may not be entirely worthy of its number one ranking on Delicious Fruit, but it remains a really terrific piece of drama let down only by its final scene. In every other aspect it's a masterpiece, as a character piece, a treatise on hope and a beautifully paced and mounted Stephen King adaptation. It remains a must-see for all film fans of penchant or persuasion, earning its status as a modern classic and securing a warm place in our hearts.

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 30 30
Nov 7, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna be the NES
Why this game is bad:
1. Made with YoSniper's engine.
2. Restarting Guy Rock
3. Default tiles
4. Shitty bosses
5. Really short and unmemorable
6. Finish... You'er NES (This is the end screen, the game closes after this)

This was made by the same guy that made Kamilia 1, and you can really see that. It reeks of old fangames and just feels outdated. Do not recommend playing unless YOU'ER bored.

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Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 30 30
Nov 3, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna go the Spook House(共同開発)
Didn't have a bad time.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 30 30
Nov 3, 2015
Bob
For: Not Another Needle Game
its ok i guess

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Oct 26, 2015
Bob [Creator]
For: I wanna Survive
If you want to have a classic 100F game experience, play the game on pussy mode.

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