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194 Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
Crimson Needle 3 92.0 10.0
WannaFest 22 60.0 10.0
I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble 70.0 9.9
XIFT 55.0 9.8
I Wanna Vibe With The Gods 69.0 9.7
I Wanna Pray to the Platform God 70.0 9.7
I wanna be Abducted 55.0 9.6
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 70.0 9.5
I wanna verre 92.0 9.5
Yuletide Derange 65.0 9.5
I Wanna Escape Into My Mind 45.0 9.5
I Wanna Eclipse N/A 9.5
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 90.0 9.4
I wanna be the Krypton 50.0 9.4
I wanna be the RWJ 50.0 9.0
I wanna try a Collab 2 65.0 9.0
Shiz Nits 55.0 9.0
Hydrohomies 72.0 9.0
I Wanna Kill the Kermit 3 80.0 9.0
I wanna go the Spook House 25.0 9.0
I Wanna Catch the Clown 60.0 9.0
Jtool Many Spikes Mod 0.91 Final Version N/A 9.0
I wanna Figure 89.0 8.9
I wanna fly the Far away 80.0 8.8
Not Another Needle Game 73.0 8.8
Serotonin 55.0 8.8
I Wanna Retrace My Steps N/A 8.7
I'm bored 2 45.0 8.5
I Wanna Start A Party 92.0 8.5
I wanna reach the Moon 55.0 8.3
Leave the garden 68.0 8.2
I wanna be the Tethys 50.0 8.1
Battle Pass Needle 2 80.0 8.0
I wanna realize 65.0 8.0
I Wanna Enjoy the Stimulated Strawberry Lollipop Dandy 65.0 8.0
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST 65.0 8.0
I Wanna One Room 60.0 8.0
I Wanna Journey Where The Wind Takes Me 66.0 8.0
I wanna Kill the Sacred C3 2 20.0 8.0
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 15.0 8.0
I wanna Lazy Needle 2 65.0 8.0
I wanna be the Neurosis 65.0 8.0
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 25.0 8.0
I wanna be the Octophobia 25.0 8.0
I wanna be the Catharsis 64.0 8.0
Crimson Needle 2 N/A 8.0
I Wanna Appreciate the Wolf's Enthusiasm 66.0 7.8
I wanna fly out of this storm 60.0 7.5
I Wanna Take the L 50.0 7.5
I wanna fall into the snow 50.0 7.5
Deliriant Needle 55.0 7.5
маленький человек 4 50.0 7.5
Bygones 46.0 7.2
I Wanna Sertraline 52.0 7.2
I wanna shiver 75.0 7.0
I Wanna Find Myself 52.0 7.0
I wanna fly Sky high 68.0 7.0
Chill Needle 42.0 6.9
I wanna Chaton 50.0 6.9
I Wanna Break The Spike Trial 50.0 6.9
2011 needle hole 52.0 6.9
i wanna consume you entirely 64.0 6.8
Cookie Temptation 50.0 6.5
I wanna go across the Crimson Rainbow 65.0 6.5
Spirallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll N/A 6.5
I wanna be the CRAZY MAN!! 45.0 6.5
im path N/A 6.5
Unwanted Prick 61.0 6.5
Johnathan Game 50.0 6.0
banana pudding 3 72.0 6.0
After the Torchlight Red 60.0 6.0
I wanna have a Random Adventure 30.0 6.0
Happy Children's Needle 59.0 5.6
I wanna put out the cigarette 75.0 5.6
I Wanna Temporal Spire 40.0 5.5
I wanna be in needle world 2 70.0 5.5
Comfort Needle 63.0 5.5
Stars 31.0 5.5
Chemical Toilet 69.0 5.4
I wanna celebrate Dayuan's birthday 40.0 5.0
The Small Fall Collab 57.0 5.0
I wanna S Needle 45.0 5.0
I wanna be the poetic dance 50.0 4.5
I Wanna Ice 9 50.0 4.5
I Wanna Know If She Is Still Alive 38.0 4.5
Empty Needle 45.0 4.5
I wanna be the BSP# 65.0 4.5
Shadows 45.0 4.0
I wanna Get Up Early 35.0 4.0
dinosaur needle 50.0 4.0
Summer Feast Needle Bliss 69.0 4.0
I wanna find an Octagon 25.0 4.0
I Wanna be a Good Guy 40.0 3.9
ovaries 60.0 3.7
renex needle 49.0 3.5
Douyugan 35.0 3.5
I wanna be the Hikakin_Mania 44.0 3.5
I wanna CWK 2 69.0 3.3
I wanna go the going 35.0 3.0
I Wanna Axel 60.0 3.0
I Wanna Be The Mindweaver 65.0 2.5
I Wanna Repeat the Map Once More 40.0 2.5
I wanna try the 710 Nattos 54.0 2.0
I Wanna ABSOLUTELY DESTROY the Mini-Stakes N/A 2.0
Mauve Needle 67.0 2.0
I Wanna ... 30.0 2.0
Lonely 85.0 2.0
I Wanna DanDanDan N/A 2.0
検定アイワナ 50.0 2.0
Diamond Daze 40.0 2.0
TRY UR LUCK!!! N/A 1.5
I wanna be the Organization 35.0 1.5
I wanna be the (mis)Nomer N/A 1.1
I wanna thank the Ashotovka N/A 1.0
I wanna be a little bird~ 25.0 0.5
I wanna damn the Daniel 15.0 0.5
April fools: the needle game N/A 0.5
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side N/A 0.0
I wanna fortnite 30.0 0.0
I Wanna Save My Boy N/A N/A
Sunday N/A N/A
I wanna be the Volatile Presence 77.0 N/A
I wanna be the Volatile Presence: Stagnant Edition N/A N/A
I Wanna See The HarshNoise N/A N/A
I wanna tomodatiijoukoibitomiman N/A N/A
I wanna be the Deficient Ramble 73.0 N/A
I Wanna Eat the Slop N/A N/A
I Wanna Kill The Crimson Needle 3 N/A N/A
japetool N/A N/A
Egg N/A N/A
I Wanna Release Something N/A N/A
GB but it's fucking stupid N/A N/A
Ides of Noel N/A N/A
You give me butterflies, and I take them away N/A N/A
I wanna be the best adventure N/A N/A
I wanna be the Roots N/A N/A
I wanna thank a far away in a crimsonstack N/A N/A
I wanna Lap Backwards N/A N/A
I wanna be the Fangame! N/A N/A
Terrible Needle 2 N/A N/A
I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side N/A N/A
Depression N/A N/A
I Wanna BET 3 N/A N/A
divisive game N/A N/A
I wanna be the Stick Figure N/A N/A
I wanna sked 13 75.0 N/A
i'll become go the halloween needle 665 N/A N/A
I Wanna Kill The Needer Games N/A N/A
I wanna be the linearity N/A N/A
I wanna dedicate the Requiem to the Ghost N/A N/A
i've promulgated the clandestine needle 64.0 N/A
I wanna pop team epic N/A N/A
I wanna know my limit N/A N/A
Panda Full N/A N/A
I wanna collect camera N/A N/A
I wanna see the oman lake N/A N/A
I wanna fly the UFO N/A N/A
I wanna Lap Around N/A N/A
test N/A N/A
I wanna be the Marionette N/A N/A
I Wanna Fall The Stool N/A N/A
I Wanna Transition Into The Ghost Realm 45.0 N/A
I Wanna Visit a Factory N/A N/A
AsTatine N/A N/A
I Wanna Break The Title Card N/A N/A
I wanna Extra Scientiae N/A N/A
I wanna poop N/A N/A
I wanna be the asuoifghsaatb N/A N/A
I'm tired of feeling this way N/A N/A
I wanna RLB N/A N/A
guys im sad 80.0 N/A
I want N/A N/A
Deja vu N/A N/A
Jingle Jam N/A N/A
Missing birthdays N/A N/A
i2 N/A N/A
ctool N/A N/A
I wanna ツ 60.0 N/A
Forget---- N/A N/A
I wanna play in random N/A N/A
I wanna be the Inaction N/A N/A
I wanna be the Dichotomy N/A N/A
iwanna factory N/A N/A
I Wanna Mentanpindoradora N/A N/A
I Wanna Defeat the Nader Makers: Chill Side N/A N/A
suicide N/A N/A
Forgotten N/A N/A
I wanna go the Ocean Wetventure N/A N/A
I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers: FM Side N/A N/A
i wanna take your time N/A N/A
C7osure N/A N/A
I Wanna Assimilate Bummer Into The Secret Society Of Kemonomimi N/A N/A
I Wanna Idealize The Unknown N/A N/A
The Disappointment Documents N/A N/A

132 Reviews

egg
For: I Wanna Defeat the Discord Makers Kela Side
Hilarious.

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[5] Likes
Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: N/A
May 22, 2018
egg
For: I wanna Figure
Ratings based on everything before the final avoidance because, let's face it, I'll probably never clear it. Avoidance is just not for me, and this one seems particularly difficult compared to what I've managed to scrape through.

This game is incredible. It took me a very long time to get through it (again, ignoring the final avoidance) but I've loved about 51 out of the 63.5 hours I've spent on this game.

That said, the game has some problem segments which really stick out and bog down the experience a lot. While I did particularly enjoy a lot of segments, the ones that were more memorable were certainly the ones that I did not enjoy.

Here I will very harshly detail the segments I really actually just fucking hated:
OK Actually just fuck screen 42. I get it, it's very close to the end so it's gonna be harder, but actually just fuck that screen. The save is super long, and has an actual ton of jumps that suck really hard to die to. Everything up until the gravity flip/trigger is fine, but every jump after that can suck my ass.

The first two screens of the right path in 3X. They're both really long and full of annoying jumps, especially the second screen. There honestly aren't any specific problem jumps in the first screen, they all just add up to be really tedious. But the second screen is littered with them. The invert, and the T-bone and beyond are bundo as hell.

The Jungle boss. Just no.

Screen 22. For the most part, this stage was OK, but it definitely had some parts I really disliked. The first save is pretty awkward and claustrophobic, but not too bad. The second save is a real doozy. This save made me stop playing the game for like, two months. The terrible camera is really the downfall of this save. Everything after the diagonal is very annoying. Especially the second last jump.

Screen 20 is weird. I liked it a fair amount, it was pretty fun, but it was quite the large spike in difficulty compared to everything before it. Also fuck that stupid moving fruit that does literally nothing aside from making you wait. Doesn't affect the jump at all, it's just there to slow you down.

Also this segment doesn't even come close to the same category as the previously mentioned ones; I'm just too lazy to make another spoiler segment: The water save. It was very intimidating from watching others play it. It looked like complete ass and I was expecting it to be my least favorite part of the game, but I ended up enjoying the save a lot! It was a bit frustrating at times, but that comes down to my own fault and not the game's. There's nothing really bad about the save. The troll at the very end is hilarious. I knew something like it happened going into it but I couldn't remember, and I had a good giggle at it anyway.


But yeah, this game is sick. The visuals are simple but get the job done, which I really dig as an aesthetic. The music is actually fucking AMAZING. I listen to a lot of the soundtrack on the daily, and even have a playlist on YouTube located here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXNdj2WCx5WOXLfgLmAkYvMbfiGPnk1Xb

If you enjoy needle (and are VERY good at it (which I am not)), definitely check it out. It's extremely creative and oozes personality.






No, Donald isn't nearly as bad as everyone says. I sincerely disagree with people saying it's cancer. :~)

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Rating: 8.9 89       Difficulty: 89 89
May 7, 2018
egg
For: XIFT
Okay it just dawned on me that I somehow didn't review this game at some point. I went and did another playthrough just to make sure everything I planned on saying in this review was accurate. To cut to the chase, XIFT is, in my opinion, one of the best fangames ever made, if not THE best. Everything about this game screams style in their own regards, but when put together forms an incredibly unique experience that anyone into needle should play at some point. For the majority of the game, you traverse through abstract hazardous shapes, rather than generic spikes most needle games use. The creative "spike art" in this game are complimented extremely well by the equally alien soundtrack and visual style. The visual style as well as music changes every act, but still feels unified. This release feels largely similar to the previous version of the game that came bundled with Holocene Juveniliax, but improves a couple of screens by making jumps feel slightly less tedious or precise. The only change between this release and the original version that I do not like is the different song in Act 3. The new song is fine, but doesn't really feel like it fits the game as well as the original song. I can understand why it was changed, as the original song had a bit of loud static at one point in the song which startled a lot of players. That said, I personally think the replacement song could've been better. Aside from that my only complaint is that a couple of jumps, especially in the latter half of the game, feel a bit out of place in terms of difficulty/precision. There are two jumps in particular that come to mind in the penultimate stage with a fairly precise and slightly annoying final jump.

With those minor flaws in mind, this game is about as close to perfect as a needle game can get. If you play needle and haven't given this one a try, you're doing yourself a disservice.

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Tagged as: Needle
[3] Likes
Rating: 9.8 98       Difficulty: 55 55
Apr 25, 2018
egg [Creator]
For: I Wanna Defeat The Discord Makers NA Side
Game updated 4/25/2018
Fixed a few skips, a couple of bugs, and hopefully fixed that specific cycle you didn't like very much

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Tagged as: Needle
[4] Likes
Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Apr 20, 2018
egg
For: Terrible Needle 2
Unplayable for me as GameMaker Studio 2 makes fangames really fast for some reason (Windows 10.) First screen is a default engine room.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Apr 19, 2018

8 Favorite Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna be the Earth Temple N/A N/A
I wanna go the Spook House 25.0 9.0
Holocene Juveniliax N/A N/A
I wanna try a Collab 2 65.0 9.0
I Wanna Eclipse N/A 9.5
I Wanna Pray to the Platform God 70.0 9.7
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 90.0 9.4
game N/A N/A