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by ElCochran90
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by Madichi
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Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 9.4 94
Difficulty: 72 72
Mar 30, 2017
Paragus
The iconic 13 minute long avoidance fight featuring the likes of Cheetah Man, Ronald McDonald, Miku, and others. There is a short platforming portion of the game before the avoidance that is not good. The avoidance is the meat of the game and is very long but very fun to learn. Expect to spend hours learning this fight, and a victory that feels very rewarding when you win. Guaranteed to make you heart race in the last minute or so, and to increase your manhood if you win!
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Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 60 60
Feb 9, 2015
ElCochran90
Oh my God! 29 hours of my life scattered throughout 8 months! I almost decided twice to simply bail out because of how much my life was being wasted. There are avoidance segments where you don't even have to avoid anything. You just have to stand still for 30-40 seconds until you stumble upon an instance of RNG so badly programmed that you have no choice but to die. If the RNG behaves well next time, it is the easiest to get through that segment. Why? I can see the entirety of the avoidance wasn't planned well.
I did play this blindly, so me hearing the Nico Nico Douga Ryuuseigun Mix PV (ニコニコ動画流星群) 532 times and knowing it by memory, becoming a fluent Japanese speaker in the process by learning the lyrics, makes sense now. It is badly done. I had to rewatch a playthrough just to remind myself how was the platforming I did back in November of last year(!). It was effectively uneventful and lazily done. It was just an excuse to create build-up for one of the most unfair and uneventful avoidances ever made until the very last two minutes, which happen to be outstanding.
What follows is an analysis of each part, which increased my manhood after making me scream at the fact of clearing a boss since Sunspike's IA:
00:00 : Nico Nico Douga Theme --> Dodgeable and quite fun introduction. It is paradoxically one of the funnest parts. I also like the theme in general.
00:23 : Star Rise - Bamboo Blade [ending] --> Painfully easy. There is a troll move here, but quite reactable.
00:46 : Ne-Ni-Ge de Reset! - Lucky Star [Tsukasa Hiiragi's character theme] --> Uneventful. You just have to know what the cherries do and what direction they head according to their color. Basically just stand still.
01:07 : Hanamaru Sensation - Kodomo no Jikan [ending] --> Another keep-still section, this time in the middle. Then everything closes down on you and if you're not in an opposite corner where a gap has opened, you die. Funny for being the first minute, but the experience aggravates.
01:18 : Caramelldansen - Caramell [Swedish Pop Group] --> Read above.
01:29 : Kirby's Gourmet Race - Kirby Super Star BGM --> Fun and easy. It's a matter of knowing you have to start at the left side and dodge... until they troll you again. Ok, I can handle 1.5 minutes in and a troll.
01:51 : nowhere - Madlax --> Too easy. No trolls here.
02:03 : Cheetahmen 2 Theme - Cheetahmen 2 BGM --> The first notorious segment where you have to memorize a weird pattern: The copy-pasted sprite of Cheetahmen.
02:24 : Ievan Polkka - Loituma --> There are safe spots that require a specific pixel allign for it. Unless you're quite good dodging, you will require them. I learned this in the most awful way. Pola Miku is hilarious, though.
02:45 : Balalaika - Kirarin Revolution --> Another do-nothing segment. You're wasting time of your life.
03:08 : Danjo - Tarou --> If the game wants you dead at this part, you will be dead.
03:19 : Montagues and Capulets - Romeo x Juliet [Ballet instrumental] --> Fun. Creative too. Your gun happens to have a use.
03:29 : I'm Lovin' It - McDonald's commercial jingle --> He still scares me...
03:33 : The Last Wolf Suite - Shishio Makoto no Kumikyoku --> Another do-nothing segment until you have to dodge something very easy.
03:47 : Clear Made wa Nemuranai - Team Nekokan --> Read above. Same thing.
03:58 : Asu e no Houkou - Muv-Luv [alternative opening] --> You'll die the first time. Then you learn you have to go up, and then down. Easy.
04:09 : I Can't Defeat Airman - Team Nekokan --> Can be quite unfair, but very few instances, if any, will be impossible. E tanks troll warning.
04:31 : Melt - Vocaloid Hatsune Miku song --> Fair, but very tight. Skills required and fast reflexes for not getting trolled at the end.
04:47 : Dango Daikazoku - Clannad [ending] --> ANOTHER do-nothing segment, whether at the center (easier) or a corner. You will never die to this.
05:11 : Kaze no Doukei - Chrono Trigger BGM --> No trolls until the ending, again. Trolls are getting tiresome now. A very tight section that can get quite unfair, especially for the transition to the next part.
05:31 : Yuki, Muon, Madobe Nite - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya [Yuki Nagato's character theme] --> No comments here. Memorization after some deaths because of how the lines of cherries you created move.
05:58 : Dear you - Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai: Meakashi-hen [VN game ending] --> Very easy, until another troll happens, this time with cherries going up.
06:29 : Marisa Stole The Precious Thing - Touhou Project [Perfect Cherry Blossom BGM Remix] --> If the game wants you dead here, it will kill you. Either an absolutely unfair part or very easy, depending on how the game decides to behave. Pattern takes skill to grasp but it is easy, although NOT IN PERFECT SYNC with the music. This is the first part that made me want to abandon the game.
07:13 : U.N. Owen was Her? - Touhou Project [The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil BGM] --> Readable and fun. This part is good.
07:34 : Oyome ni Shinasai! - Touhou Project --> There is a safe spot, or a very precise jump is required. Not fun at all.
07:46 : Omoide wa Okkusenman! - Mega Man 2 BGM --> Another BS part. If the Japanese texts want you dead, you will, regardless of what you do. Trash up to this point.
08:07 : Hare Hare Yukai - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya [ending] --> Safe spot or not, you will die until you know what to do, but it is not totally unfair to include it.
08:07 : När ni tar saken i egna händer - After Dark --> Read above. Same segment.
08:27 : God Knows... - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya --> This part I dig! Pure skills required! This is what an avoidance should feel like. It is, however, very trivial to include this 8.5 minutes in!!! Difficulty curve is inconsistent.
08:29 : Joint - Shakugan no Shana Second opening --> Read above. Same segment.
08:40 : Kaidoku Funou - Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion [2nd opening] --> Readable and reactable. Makes you waste your time.
08:40 : The Happy Escapism Song - Saka-ROW --> Read above. Same segment.
08:48 : Perfect Star Perfect Style - Perfume --> Another troll at the beginning and at the end. Trolls should not exist by this point, and we still have to move for 5 minutes more!!
08:59: Stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves ~ Lunatic Udongein - Touhou Project [Imperishable Night BGM] --> Easy. Another time waster of do-nothing.
09:09 : Help Me, Erinnnnnn!! - Touhou Project [Imperishable Night BGM] --> Again, you will die at the beginning for not knowing anything. The transition between this segment and the next is a nightmare.
09:09 : Gensokyo Millenium - Touhou Project [Imperishable Night BGM] --> Read above. Same segment.
09:20 : Little Busters! - Little Busters [opening] --> Easy, but the transition with the previous segment is a nightmare. Also, unpredictable troll at the end with cherries going DOWN this time. Stop this!
09:45 : 1000% Sparking! - Negima!? [opening] --> Something well done again, very easy, along with the next section.
09:56 : Yuuki Vs. Iji - Prince of Tennis --> Previous section, but harder, until it trolls you TWICE before the segment ends. Abominable.
09:56 : You are the Prince of Tennis - Prince of Tennis --> Read above. Same segment.
10:07 : Agent Departs at Night - The Idolm@ster --> Easy, almost impossible to die. Another time-waster where you only move left or right slowly, and if you were caught up in a corner, just jump and head the other way.
10:27 : Native Faith - Touhou Project [Mountain of Faith BGM] --> Actually my 1st favorite Touhou song ever. But the segment sucks: find another blind spot again or meet your demise.
10:49 : true my heart - Nursery Rhyme opening --> 11 minutes in you don't care, but analyzed separately, this is, again, what a challenging avoidance, at least challenging for a beginner, looks like. Very heart-racing, especially at this point. If you died, you reacted wrongly.
10:49 : Kero⑨destiny - Touhou Project [Mountain of Faith - Native Faith Remix] --> Read above. Same segment.
11:01 : YATTA! - Happa-tai --> Another do-nothing segment. Keep wasting time of your life! Well, it is better than watching semi-nude Japanese men at least.
11:21 : Miku Miku ni Shite Ageru♪ - Vocaloid Hatsune Miku song --> Reasonably difficult segment. No complaints in this part. This is actually where the rest of the avoidance is great and heart-pumping, except for one more troll.
11:55 : Let's Go! Onmyōji - Shin Gōketsuji Ichizoku: Bonnō Kaihō --> One troll deprives this segment from perfection, but this is one of the most memorable avoidance moments I've ever lived. Greatly done and a great closure too. By this time your heart is about to exit your chest, and if you win, you'll scream. Deny it. Even Paragus left me deaf.
クライン: Are you mad? Why torture me like this? What else have you done?!
*clicks on name*
*I Wanna Be the Emperor*
Ah, never mind.
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I did play this blindly, so me hearing the Nico Nico Douga Ryuuseigun Mix PV (ニコニコ動画流星群) 532 times and knowing it by memory, becoming a fluent Japanese speaker in the process by learning the lyrics, makes sense now. It is badly done. I had to rewatch a playthrough just to remind myself how was the platforming I did back in November of last year(!). It was effectively uneventful and lazily done. It was just an excuse to create build-up for one of the most unfair and uneventful avoidances ever made until the very last two minutes, which happen to be outstanding.
What follows is an analysis of each part, which increased my manhood after making me scream at the fact of clearing a boss since Sunspike's IA:
00:00 : Nico Nico Douga Theme --> Dodgeable and quite fun introduction. It is paradoxically one of the funnest parts. I also like the theme in general.
00:23 : Star Rise - Bamboo Blade [ending] --> Painfully easy. There is a troll move here, but quite reactable.
00:46 : Ne-Ni-Ge de Reset! - Lucky Star [Tsukasa Hiiragi's character theme] --> Uneventful. You just have to know what the cherries do and what direction they head according to their color. Basically just stand still.
01:07 : Hanamaru Sensation - Kodomo no Jikan [ending] --> Another keep-still section, this time in the middle. Then everything closes down on you and if you're not in an opposite corner where a gap has opened, you die. Funny for being the first minute, but the experience aggravates.
01:18 : Caramelldansen - Caramell [Swedish Pop Group] --> Read above.
01:29 : Kirby's Gourmet Race - Kirby Super Star BGM --> Fun and easy. It's a matter of knowing you have to start at the left side and dodge... until they troll you again. Ok, I can handle 1.5 minutes in and a troll.
01:51 : nowhere - Madlax --> Too easy. No trolls here.
02:03 : Cheetahmen 2 Theme - Cheetahmen 2 BGM --> The first notorious segment where you have to memorize a weird pattern: The copy-pasted sprite of Cheetahmen.
02:24 : Ievan Polkka - Loituma --> There are safe spots that require a specific pixel allign for it. Unless you're quite good dodging, you will require them. I learned this in the most awful way. Pola Miku is hilarious, though.
02:45 : Balalaika - Kirarin Revolution --> Another do-nothing segment. You're wasting time of your life.
03:08 : Danjo - Tarou --> If the game wants you dead at this part, you will be dead.
03:19 : Montagues and Capulets - Romeo x Juliet [Ballet instrumental] --> Fun. Creative too. Your gun happens to have a use.
03:29 : I'm Lovin' It - McDonald's commercial jingle --> He still scares me...
03:33 : The Last Wolf Suite - Shishio Makoto no Kumikyoku --> Another do-nothing segment until you have to dodge something very easy.
03:47 : Clear Made wa Nemuranai - Team Nekokan --> Read above. Same thing.
03:58 : Asu e no Houkou - Muv-Luv [alternative opening] --> You'll die the first time. Then you learn you have to go up, and then down. Easy.
04:09 : I Can't Defeat Airman - Team Nekokan --> Can be quite unfair, but very few instances, if any, will be impossible. E tanks troll warning.
04:31 : Melt - Vocaloid Hatsune Miku song --> Fair, but very tight. Skills required and fast reflexes for not getting trolled at the end.
04:47 : Dango Daikazoku - Clannad [ending] --> ANOTHER do-nothing segment, whether at the center (easier) or a corner. You will never die to this.
05:11 : Kaze no Doukei - Chrono Trigger BGM --> No trolls until the ending, again. Trolls are getting tiresome now. A very tight section that can get quite unfair, especially for the transition to the next part.
05:31 : Yuki, Muon, Madobe Nite - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya [Yuki Nagato's character theme] --> No comments here. Memorization after some deaths because of how the lines of cherries you created move.
05:58 : Dear you - Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai: Meakashi-hen [VN game ending] --> Very easy, until another troll happens, this time with cherries going up.
06:29 : Marisa Stole The Precious Thing - Touhou Project [Perfect Cherry Blossom BGM Remix] --> If the game wants you dead here, it will kill you. Either an absolutely unfair part or very easy, depending on how the game decides to behave. Pattern takes skill to grasp but it is easy, although NOT IN PERFECT SYNC with the music. This is the first part that made me want to abandon the game.
07:13 : U.N. Owen was Her? - Touhou Project [The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil BGM] --> Readable and fun. This part is good.
07:34 : Oyome ni Shinasai! - Touhou Project --> There is a safe spot, or a very precise jump is required. Not fun at all.
07:46 : Omoide wa Okkusenman! - Mega Man 2 BGM --> Another BS part. If the Japanese texts want you dead, you will, regardless of what you do. Trash up to this point.
08:07 : Hare Hare Yukai - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya [ending] --> Safe spot or not, you will die until you know what to do, but it is not totally unfair to include it.
08:07 : När ni tar saken i egna händer - After Dark --> Read above. Same segment.
08:27 : God Knows... - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya --> This part I dig! Pure skills required! This is what an avoidance should feel like. It is, however, very trivial to include this 8.5 minutes in!!! Difficulty curve is inconsistent.
08:29 : Joint - Shakugan no Shana Second opening --> Read above. Same segment.
08:40 : Kaidoku Funou - Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion [2nd opening] --> Readable and reactable. Makes you waste your time.
08:40 : The Happy Escapism Song - Saka-ROW --> Read above. Same segment.
08:48 : Perfect Star Perfect Style - Perfume --> Another troll at the beginning and at the end. Trolls should not exist by this point, and we still have to move for 5 minutes more!!
08:59: Stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves ~ Lunatic Udongein - Touhou Project [Imperishable Night BGM] --> Easy. Another time waster of do-nothing.
09:09 : Help Me, Erinnnnnn!! - Touhou Project [Imperishable Night BGM] --> Again, you will die at the beginning for not knowing anything. The transition between this segment and the next is a nightmare.
09:09 : Gensokyo Millenium - Touhou Project [Imperishable Night BGM] --> Read above. Same segment.
09:20 : Little Busters! - Little Busters [opening] --> Easy, but the transition with the previous segment is a nightmare. Also, unpredictable troll at the end with cherries going DOWN this time. Stop this!
09:45 : 1000% Sparking! - Negima!? [opening] --> Something well done again, very easy, along with the next section.
09:56 : Yuuki Vs. Iji - Prince of Tennis --> Previous section, but harder, until it trolls you TWICE before the segment ends. Abominable.
09:56 : You are the Prince of Tennis - Prince of Tennis --> Read above. Same segment.
10:07 : Agent Departs at Night - The Idolm@ster --> Easy, almost impossible to die. Another time-waster where you only move left or right slowly, and if you were caught up in a corner, just jump and head the other way.
10:27 : Native Faith - Touhou Project [Mountain of Faith BGM] --> Actually my 1st favorite Touhou song ever. But the segment sucks: find another blind spot again or meet your demise.
10:49 : true my heart - Nursery Rhyme opening --> 11 minutes in you don't care, but analyzed separately, this is, again, what a challenging avoidance, at least challenging for a beginner, looks like. Very heart-racing, especially at this point. If you died, you reacted wrongly.
10:49 : Kero⑨destiny - Touhou Project [Mountain of Faith - Native Faith Remix] --> Read above. Same segment.
11:01 : YATTA! - Happa-tai --> Another do-nothing segment. Keep wasting time of your life! Well, it is better than watching semi-nude Japanese men at least.
11:21 : Miku Miku ni Shite Ageru♪ - Vocaloid Hatsune Miku song --> Reasonably difficult segment. No complaints in this part. This is actually where the rest of the avoidance is great and heart-pumping, except for one more troll.
11:55 : Let's Go! Onmyōji - Shin Gōketsuji Ichizoku: Bonnō Kaihō --> One troll deprives this segment from perfection, but this is one of the most memorable avoidance moments I've ever lived. Greatly done and a great closure too. By this time your heart is about to exit your chest, and if you win, you'll scream. Deny it. Even Paragus left me deaf.
クライン: Are you mad? Why torture me like this? What else have you done?!
*clicks on name*
*I Wanna Be the Emperor*
Ah, never mind.
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 80 80
Jul 7, 2019
Madichi
Let me skip part, where I'm talking about platforming and let me go to the avoidance.
Absolutely amazing feelings after beating. Pretty fun to learn, pretty hard to finish it. This one will check your resolve and endurance. Absolutely recommended even for just trying. It WILL worth your time.
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Absolutely amazing feelings after beating. Pretty fun to learn, pretty hard to finish it. This one will check your resolve and endurance. Absolutely recommended even for just trying. It WILL worth your time.
Rating: 8.8 88
Difficulty: 64 64
Sep 24, 2017
Nearigami
My first major avoidance grind. People know it and everything has already been said about it. If you're gonna play this game, I recommend playing the mod Asteroid River which randomizes the attack order and gives you HP. (You can find it on Para's Youtube channel.) I really think that unless you're a god of patience this game will rip you apart and probably bore you to death, however I still enjoyed my time with this one. Would recommend if you want your endurance tested.
Tagged as: Long
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 60 60
Jul 30, 2017