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Nightray
For: I wanna be the Fishing Temple
For: I wanna be the Fishing Temple
cleared in approx 700 deaths, give or take a few due to softlocks and savestating (final count 617, ignoring softlocks/savestates and looking at the total i cleared the game with).
yes, this game is awful. or so it's MEANT to be. i had fun. i had a lot of fun. i might sound sarcastic here but i mean every word of this. this game is good. while kakoka was obviously trying to make something nobody would enjoy, i had a really good time (minus some of the gimmicks the late end of the game uses, but only a couple).
i found myself laughing more than raging over a death, and the crashes were always hilarious to see pop up out of nowhere. thing is, the needle isn't even that bad overall, the only bad parts are cheap jumps or mechanics to make you spend more time on the game like crashes/screen resizing, or the generic pain-inducing media, like screen flashes and loud audio.
the only reason this doesn't pick a 10 out of me is simply because of my dislikes, which go into a late end section of the game, so i will spoiler it: i personally disliked the british lab and the fishing temple due to there being screen gimmicks mixed in with more annoying jumps, making it a lot less enjoyable to play the later half. if it was only harder needle without the screen gimmicks (or maybe a different gimmick to replace it), i would be giving this game a GENUINE 10.
kakoka might have strived to piss everybody off in the creation of this hellscape, but i personally really enjoyed the adventure. now i must sail to my homeland, in this endless sea.
[3] Likes
yes, this game is awful. or so it's MEANT to be. i had fun. i had a lot of fun. i might sound sarcastic here but i mean every word of this. this game is good. while kakoka was obviously trying to make something nobody would enjoy, i had a really good time (minus some of the gimmicks the late end of the game uses, but only a couple).
i found myself laughing more than raging over a death, and the crashes were always hilarious to see pop up out of nowhere. thing is, the needle isn't even that bad overall, the only bad parts are cheap jumps or mechanics to make you spend more time on the game like crashes/screen resizing, or the generic pain-inducing media, like screen flashes and loud audio.
the only reason this doesn't pick a 10 out of me is simply because of my dislikes, which go into a late end section of the game, so i will spoiler it: i personally disliked the british lab and the fishing temple due to there being screen gimmicks mixed in with more annoying jumps, making it a lot less enjoyable to play the later half. if it was only harder needle without the screen gimmicks (or maybe a different gimmick to replace it), i would be giving this game a GENUINE 10.
kakoka might have strived to piss everybody off in the creation of this hellscape, but i personally really enjoyed the adventure. now i must sail to my homeland, in this endless sea.
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 9, 2021
Nightray
For: i wanna be the iw new guy of black & white 2
For: i wanna be the iw new guy of black & white 2
just loops bad apple over and over again. gameplay is nothing special, named jumps and some atrociously long screens. clearly one of someones first fangames, not worth playing
[0] Likes
Rating: 0.5 5
Difficulty: 20 20
Mar 1, 2021
Nightray
For: Not Another Needle Game
For: Not Another Needle Game
(rating comes from bad end)
my first playthrough cost me 6.7k deaths and 10 hours, but i generally really enjoyed this game! the only things i didn't like were the overly gimmicky rooms, like the speed/gravity mazes, or stage 100 being like 3 screens long. this game is awesome!
if anything, a great way to use this game is to play up to a stage where you know you can't do it, and then train and come back to it, but i beat it in one go over a few sittings instead.
music was well picked, designs looked pretty nice, though the bad ending was a little cryptic and i thought i had to get the secrets to actually complete the game due to how the last scene played out (thank god it's not that way) but i think the needle was done super well (also i'm pretty happy that the gimmicks of every stage stayed in their specific stage too to be fair).
play it! :D
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my first playthrough cost me 6.7k deaths and 10 hours, but i generally really enjoyed this game! the only things i didn't like were the overly gimmicky rooms, like the speed/gravity mazes, or stage 100 being like 3 screens long. this game is awesome!
if anything, a great way to use this game is to play up to a stage where you know you can't do it, and then train and come back to it, but i beat it in one go over a few sittings instead.
music was well picked, designs looked pretty nice, though the bad ending was a little cryptic and i thought i had to get the secrets to actually complete the game due to how the last scene played out (thank god it's not that way) but i think the needle was done super well (also i'm pretty happy that the gimmicks of every stage stayed in their specific stage too to be fair).
play it! :D
Rating: 8.3 83
Difficulty: 65 65
Feb 23, 2021
Nightray
For: I wanna have a good WiFi
For: I wanna have a good WiFi
genuinely the funniest troll game. i never got mad at a troll and i found myself laughing at every single cleverly placed moment. the only thing i didn't enjoy was the first boss, which is why i docked a point from the rating. this is just me nitpicking though, the game in general was amazing and i recommend it to everyone
[0] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 45 45
Feb 23, 2021
Nightray
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
For: I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered
first playthrough? stuck at tyson, then suddenly the rest of the game was accessible, and so much fun. and i have only enjoyed it more on the following rebeats. my time is currently 38m19s and i really enjoyed every moment of gameplay after i understood how to defeat tyson. i played the original after this and i can say this is what everyone should be playing, simple as that. :)
[4] Likes
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 43 43
Feb 23, 2021
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I wanna be the Fishing Temple | 65.0 | 8.0 |
Shiz Nits | 45.0 | 8.5 |
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I wanna have a good WiFi | 45.0 | 9.0 |
I wanna go shopping | 35.0 | 10.0 |
ChatGPT Needle | 44.0 | 8.0 |
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