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WrathofAnubis
For: I wanna run right into the Fruit
For: I wanna run right into the Fruit
Read the title.
Tagged as: Special
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 1 1
Mar 16, 2015
WrathofAnubis
For: I wanna be the Beaver
For: I wanna be the Beaver
Bog-standard platforming on the way to a slightly more interesting boss. Worth playing only if you like beavers, really. Very short.
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Rating: 4.7 47
Difficulty: 42 42
Mar 16, 2015
WrathofAnubis
For: I wanna be the Showdown
For: I wanna be the Showdown
A small, charming 50 floor game. There's a sort-of-Game&Watch aesthetic going on here, and the music is sweet and calming. Each screen is pretty short, so it's a nice game to just pick up and play. Excellent introductory platforming and gimmicks for beginners.
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 27 27
Mar 16, 2015
___q
For: I wanna be the Short Game Needle 3
For: I wanna be the Short Game Needle 3
A short (ten or so screens I think) needle game. Not too hard overall, but the last two screens are tricky[1]. Most of the saves are pretty short, removing a few save points would have made it more interesting.
Not a bad game per se, but probably not worth seeking out when there are so many options out there. Many jumps are fairly unoriginal.
(I think this game was on the wiki when I downloaded it, I guess it was removed at some point.)
[1] Specifically, the second to last screen has a drop-half-diamond that I died on more times than I am willing to admit, and the last save of the game is a 1.5 invert...
Not a bad game per se, but probably not worth seeking out when there are so many options out there. Many jumps are fairly unoriginal.
(I think this game was on the wiki when I downloaded it, I guess it was removed at some point.)
[1] Specifically, the second to last screen has a drop-half-diamond that I died on more times than I am willing to admit, and the last save of the game is a 1.5 invert...
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 3.2 32
Difficulty: 53 53
Mar 16, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna climb the Skytree
For: I wanna climb the Skytree
Gameplay: 2/10
Music: 3/10
Production Value: 3/10
Genre: Short/Gimmick
Two towers where you have to ride a platform and shoot the brown blocks. The first screen is terrible because of intricate timing and a bullshit last jump.
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Music: 3/10
Production Value: 3/10
Genre: Short/Gimmick
Two towers where you have to ride a platform and shoot the brown blocks. The first screen is terrible because of intricate timing and a bullshit last jump.
Rating: 2.5 25
Difficulty: 48 48
Mar 15, 2015
Bob
For: I wanna be the SimSimE
For: I wanna be the SimSimE
Gameplay: 2/10
Music: 4/10
Production Value: 2/10
Genre: Needle
It's the same screen from GR 3 times in a row, but buffed each time. Cool game.
Music: 4/10
Production Value: 2/10
Genre: Needle
It's the same screen from GR 3 times in a row, but buffed each time. Cool game.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 15, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Flash
For: I wanna be the Flash
"Back off your rules!
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive!"
I gotta say, I loved this game. There are so many funny puns and troll attacks through, and most of the musics are good, or funny, or both, and they fit the avoidances very well.
You start with 4 unlocked avoidances. Once you clear all of them, you'll unlock 2 harder ones. Clear both to unlock the last avoidance (The portal at the right is blocked). As much as it doesn't look like it, the game has a solid difficulty curve. The first 4 avoidances are all about learning fixed patterns and avoiding preset attacks, all of them fairly simple to dodge. The two next avoidances are a bit tougher. Their attacks are more dangerous, and sometimes harder to avoid. The last avoidance is a nightmare. Unlike the other ones, it's RNG-heavy, often giving you an impossible-to-avoid attack, and some of the preset attacks have very precise safe spots. It's horrible to get past some barrages of RNG, then get hit by a troll attack...Twice.
Even so, I still enjoyed it. Since nearly everyone can clear the first avoidances, I would recommend this game to everyone.
Oh, I forgot to mention, there is a short screen of platforming before the avoidances, and when you die there, you get a funny cutscene. The screen shouldn't be much of a challenge to anyone either.
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Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive!"
I gotta say, I loved this game. There are so many funny puns and troll attacks through, and most of the musics are good, or funny, or both, and they fit the avoidances very well.
You start with 4 unlocked avoidances. Once you clear all of them, you'll unlock 2 harder ones. Clear both to unlock the last avoidance (The portal at the right is blocked). As much as it doesn't look like it, the game has a solid difficulty curve. The first 4 avoidances are all about learning fixed patterns and avoiding preset attacks, all of them fairly simple to dodge. The two next avoidances are a bit tougher. Their attacks are more dangerous, and sometimes harder to avoid. The last avoidance is a nightmare. Unlike the other ones, it's RNG-heavy, often giving you an impossible-to-avoid attack, and some of the preset attacks have very precise safe spots. It's horrible to get past some barrages of RNG, then get hit by a troll attack...Twice.
Even so, I still enjoyed it. Since nearly everyone can clear the first avoidances, I would recommend this game to everyone.
Oh, I forgot to mention, there is a short screen of platforming before the avoidances, and when you die there, you get a funny cutscene. The screen shouldn't be much of a challenge to anyone either.
Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 42 42
Mar 15, 2015
Hop
For: I wanna be the Beginners king
For: I wanna be the Beginners king
Fairly easy game. There are some more advanced jump that would be hard for beginners (downward diagonals and such) but there are usually plenty of saves around them. Although there are a few stretches that seem a lot more difficult compared to the others. Bosses are relatively simple and easy except the last one which can be annoying. Overall had fun with it.
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Rating: 6.5 65
Difficulty: 25 25
Mar 15, 2015
xDOMdaBOMx
For: I wanna be the Pleasure
For: I wanna be the Pleasure
Good game, stage 2 let it down from being a great game though. Other stages and the other bosses were really good though, especially Kirby and Donkey Kong. Found Donkey Kong the hardest of the bosses despite being the first, but overall a decent game and good for beginners.
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Rating: 7.2 72
Difficulty: 35 35
Mar 15, 2015