I wanna be the Churatch

Creator: サン

Average Rating
5.9 / 10
Decent
Average Difficulty
48.4 / 100
Novice
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Adventure (1) Needle (9) Gimmick (1) Boss (8) Secrets (4) 100_Floor (7) x_Floor (7)

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by ElCochran90

54 Reviews:

Nearigami
The later floors are interesting. The early floors suck. It's worth a shot even so but its only slightly.
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Rating: 5.5       Difficulty: 50
Nov 4, 2017
Maxinator235
Churatch is a fantastic introduction into the 100 floor genre for new players. It's decent, slow difficulty slope makes it a good game to improve one's skills, but is quite boring for experienced players who have already played through before. The gimmicks like infinite jumping and water are not entirely unique, but still well implemented, and the music is pretty decent as well. With a boss after each 25 levels, the player also gets a taste of something other than platforming.

One other important thing to note about the game is the 8 secrets it contains. These are INSANELY difficult for any player, and I would definitely not recommend beginners to try them (81 is a grueling segment that could bring the best fangame players to their knees). Unfortunately, the game was never finished and therefore no reward is in place for beating all the secrets other than bragging rights.

All in all, the game has a surprising amount of depth and if patient, can be a fun speedrunning experience.

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Rating: 8.2       Difficulty: 60
Feb 19, 2015
Mattisticus
A classic that everyone should play. This game is great if you are a platforming noob because it starts off easy but gradually gets more difficult throughout the game.
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Rating: 8.0       Difficulty: 50
Feb 9, 2015
purify
Classic game, certainly not recommended for you who will soon all be reading this review in 2025, with its boring and painful stabbing formations and poor feel of the early engine enough to get you through a bad day. (No one knows that on August 12, 2024, a guy came back nostalgic for the old i wanna and found this game, then died in despair before the final boss's final attack)
This game was my very early introduction to the i wanna series when I got into it in late 2019, the limit at the time was 200+ deaths to clear the game, and a game I played competitively with two friends once, and I remember that it was me who won, won completely and utterly, I was more than a little bit faster than the two of them, and the second fastest one was still on the 80th floor when I cleared the game.
today i cleared this game with 38 deaths and 45:44.
my friends? They are long gone, it's been a few years and I'm the only one left. They're all lost in something called "time".
And so is this game.

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Tagged as: Needle Boss Secrets 100_Floor x_Floor
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Rating: 5.0       Difficulty: 50
Aug 12, 2024
fruityberry
not too good but not too bad either
pretty good for noobs/beginners to learn more fangame skill and some jump types(F jump, gates, diagonals, prob more)
personally i just use trial on 500-1000 lives
Tagged as: Needle Boss Secrets 100_Floor x_Floor
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Rating: 6.0       Difficulty: 50
Jun 29, 2024
Flockiv
Rating Includes Secrets
Tagged as: Needle Boss 100_Floor
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Rating: 5.6       Difficulty: 72
Feb 11, 2024
melonbat
Found this one to be pretty enjoyable, the stages being well-balanced and pretty fun to go through, and the bosses (while quite boring) being relatively enjoyable as well. Most of why this gets a lower rating is due to a few pretty intolerable decisions, one being hiding the intended difficulty away on a different screen, and another being the infamous water diagonal, and yet another being the absolutely massive difficulty spike this game throws at you on the last few screens. Pretty fun throughout, but there's a few really annoying choices that make this not as good as it could've been.
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Rating: 5.8       Difficulty: 44
Sep 21, 2023
PlutoTheThing
This review is based on a 100% clear

Boring game, doesn't get interesting until the final stage and even then there are some really stinky floors like the one with a water diagonal at the end. There's really nothing worth playing here besides experiencing an old classic.

Update for 100%: The secrets in this game are ridiculous, a lot of fun to poke fun of and honestly the most interesting things in the game, don't recommend playing but do recommend watching.

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Rating: 2.7       Difficulty: 67
Feb 28, 2023
TheNewGuy
probably not being objective here, but this is straight up garbage. Only good level design was from levels 50-74. Kid boss was very annoying with the rng. Beginning of the game was also confusing, and the ending troll attempt was crappy.
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Rating: 3.9       Difficulty: 37
Jan 2, 2023
CanusAntonius
Absolutely agreed with Kurath's review, this game is half boring and half obnoxious. From the infinite jump section being completely annoying, to a final boss that's vastly disappointing, alongside the stupid difficulty select thing being entirely unnecessary and the post-credits trap, there are too many reasons why this game definitely has outlived its glory days.

Would not recommend this game anymore, try out some of the other more interesting floor games, like Panasonic Bluray or whatever.
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Rating: 4.0       Difficulty: 48
Aug 23, 2021