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Creator: 空き王手

Average Rating
5.3 / 10
Average Difficulty
36.8 / 100
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Avoidance (7) Trap (1) Funny (4) Meme (1) Sudoku (2) Avoidanceventure (1)


  • by Klazen108
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  • by Klazen108
  • by Xplayerlol

15 Reviews:

"Back off your rules!
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living
To stay alive!"
I gotta say, I loved this game. There are so many funny puns and troll attacks through, and most of the musics are good, or funny, or both, and they fit the avoidances very well.
You start with 4 unlocked avoidances. Once you clear all of them, you'll unlock 2 harder ones. Clear both to unlock the last avoidance (The portal at the right is blocked). As much as it doesn't look like it, the game has a solid difficulty curve. The first 4 avoidances are all about learning fixed patterns and avoiding preset attacks, all of them fairly simple to dodge. The two next avoidances are a bit tougher. Their attacks are more dangerous, and sometimes harder to avoid. The last avoidance is a nightmare. Unlike the other ones, it's RNG-heavy, often giving you an impossible-to-avoid attack, and some of the preset attacks have very precise safe spots. It's horrible to get past some barrages of RNG, then get hit by a troll attack...Twice.
Even so, I still enjoyed it. Since nearly everyone can clear the first avoidances, I would recommend this game to everyone.
Oh, I forgot to mention, there is a short screen of platforming before the avoidances, and when you die there, you get a funny cutscene. The screen shouldn't be much of a challenge to anyone either.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Trap Funny
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 42 42
Mar 15, 2015
Funny little game with some mostly pattern avoidances with Japanese memes. Despite not understanding most of the memes, the sequences displayed were still pretty funny just from sheer absurdity. The song choices themselves are fantastic, and perfect choices for a game like this. Unfortunately, the gameplay itself is pretty weak. It's very memorization heavy, with the avoidances requiring little skill as long as you know what happens. The only one that was enjoyable was the final, which introduces some RNG attacks.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Meme Sudoku Avoidanceventure
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 41 41
Apr 7, 2023
Your mileage may vary. For me it was just pure tedium.

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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 40 40
Jun 4, 2024
This game plays absolutely horribly but the gameplay truly isn't the main point of it, it's more about absurdist humor and just being really wacky, the game is really entertaining to look at although actually playing it is really not fun. I can't bring myself to dislike it though, it's sheer aura is delectable and it's cool it exists.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 33 33
May 17, 2024
Better than most of popular mainstream avoidances

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Tagged as: Avoidance Funny
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Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 35 35
Mar 4, 2024