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Creator: narusim

Average Rating
1.8 / 10
Average Difficulty
25.1 / 100
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Trap (4) Special (1) Sudoku (1)


  • by Klazen108
  • by Xplayerlol
  • by Klazen108
  • by RandomFangamer

8 Reviews:

This game was featured in I Wanna Kill the Sudoku. I think that pretty much sums up everything I have to say!

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Tagged as: Trap Special
[6] Likes
Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 20 20
Aug 20, 2015
Unfairly maligned piece of fangame history. Maybe you had to be there.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 28 28
Nov 2, 2020
Wow. This is easily one of the worst fangames I've ever played.
Tedious platforming, random placement for everything, the tilesets aren't the standart ones, but they're mixed with the backgrounds in a way that only makes this game seem even more of a joke game. Everything is all about invisible blocks, fake blocks and triggers, sometimes getting cryptic in a bad way (You just jump everywhere to see what triggers what). Generic traps and restarting music. Objects programmed in a bad way, combined with screens planned in a bad way (At a certain screen, there's one moving block that moves at a speed that is so low it's ridiculous, and the block doesn't pull the kid, which means that you have to walk forward slowly, left-stop-left-stop again, through quite a while). Lack of save blockers combined with the placement for everything (Including saves and obstacles) makes it easy for you to save inside a spike, or inside a goomba. And there's a boss at the end of the game that doesn't even seem like a boss at all, he just makes money rain miles away from the kid, so you'll only die if you want to. Oh, and you need to jump through invisible blocks to kill him, of course.
It's just that kind of fangame that makes many other fangames thought to be bad seem like masterpieces. There's absolutely nothing good I can mention about it. Wouldn't recommend, wouldn't recommend and would never recommend.

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Tagged as: Trap
[1] Like
Rating: 0.1 1       Difficulty: 32 32
May 31, 2015
I reached Mario floor and I could't complete.I beat the game?

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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: 28 28
Jan 24, 2022
This is some hot trash but like in the funny way

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Rating: 1.3 13       Difficulty: 28 28
May 30, 2017