I wanna be the Flash Game

Creator: Night-Mare

Average Rating
4.3 / 10
Lacking
Average Difficulty
44.7 / 100
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Adventure (2) Trap (7) Gimmick (4) Boss (4) Different_Engine (2) Flash (8) Classic (2) SeizureWarning (4)

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by NightShark115

12 Reviews:

Xplayerlol
I actually don't even need to write a review about this. The maker already did the job for me. Just read this section of the game's description:
Reveal Spoiler
Case closed, the maker acknowledges that he made a bad game, lists most issues with the game and furthermore, claims that he made a bad game on purpose. Beautiful.

...But since I like to describe the game myself, I'll be writing a normal review anyway. Well, first off, I have to give the artist some credit for the visuals and specially for the animations, they are great. Also, one or two of the traps were actually funny, and the scene after the credits did make me laugh. And now that I got that out of the way, it's time to list the negatives. Extremely broken hitboxes (Ranging from spikes that don't kill you to spikes that kill you even when you didn't touch them), generic and poorly placed traps, a handful of glitches (Some of which actually interfere with the gameplay) and bad physics will accompany you through the whole game, and these by themselves are enough to get this game an "unplayable" rating from me, but there are other issues, these being specific to certain areas. Right at the beginning of the game, there's a spike that doesn't kill you. Instead, it's actually solid, and you need to jump at it in order to progress. Neat. "The Pit of Death" is your average guessing game where you just try to guess which of the paths doesn't kill you. The visuals of the Pacman section are awful, and they get worse as you progress through it. Two screens before the Donkey Kong screen, there's a screen filled with invisible traps. The volcano thing is just luck-based, The Kid is way too slow to react to the projectiles, even if you see them coming. There's also an invisible block maze later on the game (Of course). After all that, reading "You have beaten great game" at the credits sequence is hilarious.
It's one of those games where the maker is clearly trying too hard to make the game difficult, but doesn't know how to. Knowing that the maker intended to make this bad makes me dislike it even more. Bad game, bad maker, two layers of reasons for you to not play this thing. Highly not recommended.

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Tagged as: Trap Gimmick Flash
[10] Likes
Rating: 0.4       Difficulty: 50
Oct 14, 2016
RandomErik
rewriting my review because my old one was kinda cringe-y.
good game for its time, in 2010 there weren't any standards as today and it wants to be a "rage" game (so what?)
Tagged as: Trap Gimmick Boss Flash SeizureWarning
[9] Likes
Rating: 9.2       Difficulty: 40
Sep 29, 2019
Chris
hot garbage, i love it
[1] Like
Rating: 8.0       Difficulty: N/A
Mar 10, 2022
Rebag102
For being a flash game of the original from 2010, you can do a lot worse, plus the visuals are pretty cool imo c:
Tagged as: Trap Gimmick Boss Flash SeizureWarning
[1] Like
Rating: 4.5       Difficulty: 40
Aug 12, 2021
Notrya
Stuck at the spikes going up and down (just after that "Just jump on that spike, it's a platform !" passage...) : 30 tries, still not found out what kills me (maybe some invisible spike ? I can see 2 but it seems there are actually more). Perhaps the hitboxes are too glitchy, I dunno ^^'
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Rating: 1.0       Difficulty: N/A
Oct 14, 2018
Shoepert
Unplayable. Not even worth looking at to have a giggle. It's a "rage game" for all the wrong reasons. Not many saves, atrocious controls, and is just boring overall.

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Rating: 0.5 5       Difficulty: 50 50
Oct 1, 2015
Stickbro411
Honestly, it's a tough one at the start with all of that jank. But even there, it still had some fun traps. Plus final stage and boss are bangers. You can tell how much better the devs got near the end; it's a shame the sequel was never finished.

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Different_Engine Flash Classic SeizureWarning
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Rating: 6.1 61       Difficulty: 40 40
Jan 3, 2024
MooMooArmageddon
this fucking sucks.

most of the difficulty comes from the jankyness and not actually good game design

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Tagged as: Adventure Trap Boss Different_Engine Flash
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Rating: 2.2 22       Difficulty: 57 57
Nov 29, 2022
Cutiefruity
wow

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 50 50
Jun 19, 2022
ProtoCloud
Honestly, despite the janky controls and the flashy screens, this game is actually pretty fun. Some traps are clever and others made me laugh for being so obvious it was. I really hope this game get a really cool remake in the future.
(Also i think this game is better than Boshy lol)

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Tagged as: Trap Gimmick Boss Flash Classic SeizureWarning
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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 45 45
Dec 15, 2021