I wanna be the Comrade

Creator: アンナ・クルニコワ

Average Rating
2.7 / 10
Average Difficulty
57.6 / 100
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Needle (2) Trap (2) Visual_Challenge (1)


  • by Fate
  • by WrathofAnubis
  • by ChronoGear
  • by WrathofAnubis
  • by WrathofAnubis

6 Reviews:

this game has an identity crisis. it presents itself as a cancerous meme game, but after one screen of that, it throws two screens of cancerous real platforming at you. mainly terrible ideas, with some good ones that got in there by sheer luck.
it's like the maker just wanted an excuse to release those screens. what were they thinking??????

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Rating: 2.9 29       Difficulty: 69 69
Sep 8, 2019
I would have rated this game a bit higher if it wasn't for the last screen; it's a bit too precise for my liking and the saves aren't very intuitive compared to the two screens before it. This game reminds me a bit of Kale's later needle like 50 Shades of Crimson but more corridor-ish. There's some fun to be had here, but the last screen is not very good.

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Tagged as: Needle Trap
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 60 60
Jan 28, 2022
It's one of those joke games that aren't even slightly funny. The first screen is a horrible mess of headache-inducing visuals and random placement for everything, but the other ones aren't that bad, being more focused on the platforming and having some actually enjoyable stuff. That being said, there are plenty of annoying platforming issues, mainly regarding gravity inversion in the last screen.
It's better than I expected, but that doesn't mean that it's good or worth playing. Probably wouldn't recommend.

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 64 64
Oct 28, 2015
I didn't finish playing through this horrible mess, but it's not worth your time. Look at the screenshot about communism, laugh, and go about your day. One clusterfuck screen with enough shake to crack your monitor + epileptic scrolling background, and then a couple cancerous needle screens featuring extremely precise timed jumps, gravity switching and terrible traps, with a slightly less terrible scrolling background.

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 65 65
Feb 17, 2015
This game is a pile of shit. Just a horrid troll game with one of those scrolling seizure backgrounds that tries to be funny, but just isn't.

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 30 30
Feb 16, 2015