I wanna kill My Parents Due To My Teenage Angst
Creator: Jesus Muhammad

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Impossible (1)6 Reviews:
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FeelsAmazingMan
the complaints in the other reviews most likely refer to the contra area. so below goes an explanation:
it has one of those "two kids" gimmick, and all the enemies have 1 hp (and the death check only kills them if their hp is 0, so if you get them below 0 hp by stacking the kids and doing a "double shot", they don't die).
you can actually beat the platforming and reach and shoot the boss-thingy (which is a challenge in itself), but doing it as "stacked kid" makes everything unkillable (due to their hp skipping 0 and going into negative). the catch is, touching a platform (which you are forced to do) stacks the kids instantly.
thus, you have to desync the kids by left tapping, and then kill everything VERY carefully. shoutouts to the fangame caesar for telling me that the game was actually possible
demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzbdQdJ5ohk
[7] Likes
the complaints in the other reviews most likely refer to the contra area. so below goes an explanation:
it has one of those "two kids" gimmick, and all the enemies have 1 hp (and the death check only kills them if their hp is 0, so if you get them below 0 hp by stacking the kids and doing a "double shot", they don't die).
you can actually beat the platforming and reach and shoot the boss-thingy (which is a challenge in itself), but doing it as "stacked kid" makes everything unkillable (due to their hp skipping 0 and going into negative). the catch is, touching a platform (which you are forced to do) stacks the kids instantly.
thus, you have to desync the kids by left tapping, and then kill everything VERY carefully. shoutouts to the fangame caesar for telling me that the game was actually possible
demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzbdQdJ5ohk
Rating: 0.9
Difficulty: 77
Jul 24, 2018
Paragus
More effort was probably spent making the log I dropped into the toilet this morning.
[5] Likes
Rating: 0.1
Difficulty: N/A
Nov 9, 2015
silverpaladin315
100% broken. One of the bugs makes one of the stages near-impossible.
[1] Like
Rating: 0.0
Difficulty: 90
May 17, 2016
Shoepert
100% Acceptable to the wiki, 0% tested, all garbage.
[1] Like
Rating: 0.0
Difficulty: N/A
Nov 8, 2015