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Creator: purumi

Average Rating
3.3 / 10
Average Difficulty
65.7 / 100
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Needle (1) Avoidance (2) Trap (1) Boss (1)

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  • by jong1909

4 Reviews:

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Rating is based on all clear. (not including extra final boss)

Really, really terrible game. Generic shit jumps are in all over the place, restarting music, stuttering when restarting, occasionally ending the game when dying, annoying death sounds, lame visuals and visible music objects, stupid touch saves and save positions, title cards covering the room, awful triggers and invincible blocks, very awkward bosses, unfair boss attacks and bad hitboxes, nearly impossible boss without autofire, unbalanced and boring game designs, even more boring ending credits, too big capacity for like 30 maps, it's just such a mess. I literally couldn't find any fun single screen, or any fucking single bearable thing. One of the worst games I've ever played. I'll review every stage and boss down below.


Stage 1 : stupid cancer traps, if you can call those "traps", and default sprites. it's forgettable compared to later stuff. but that doesn't keep this being a poo.

Stage 2 : diagonals diagonals diagonals diagonals diagonals diagonals diagonals diagonals diagonals gates gates gates gates gates

Boss 1 : first attack is boring as hell, second and third attacks are bad. what the hell is the boss doing btw, a concert?

Stage 3 : spikes shooting cherries are not well implemented, however it's the only gimmick(?) that exists in the game. visuals are ugly. stop those diagonals plz, btw

Boss 2 : first attack is annoying, everything else is bad or boring. after all, don't you love when you have to go up and stand on a block to fight bosses?

Stage 4 : at this point I couldn't stand restarting music, so I played my music on my phone and listened to them. three generic and awful needle maps, corners corners corners corners corners corners corners

Boss 3 : when an attack ends, it still goes on but you don't die on that attack. that made this fight visual challenge-ish, it could've been cool but it's shit here. attacks and block placements are really dumb.

Stage 5 : thank god this stage is a screen long, with right half being literally empty. there are 7 corners, 5 diagonals, a diamond, a plane in 3 saves, what a bad stage.

Boss 4 : this boss is pure luck, if you are unlucky you can't literally go up and shoot. third attack could've been good, but everything in this game is badly implemented so whatever.

Final Boss : before final boss, you have to get through an invisible block maze. final boss contains two phases, one being an avoidance, the other being a shooty boss. both are AMMENSELY BORING. like it's unbelievable how this game achieves this boredom. at least miku sprite isn't default. but gameplay is fucking terrible so i don't care. and then there's ending credit, which is MUCH MORE BORING THAN THE BOSS, and you can die if you fall.

Extra Jun-G : most bearable thing in the extra, and the easiest, boring garbage tho.

Extra GB : too much 16 pixels and diagonals, gate corner at the end is epic. better trash than later stuff.

Extra God Sin : worse trash than before, second save is fucking annoying due to the touch save. i can't even believe the creator was too lazy to place the block INSTEAD OF UGLY GOD DAMN FLOATING SPIKES.

Extra Whiteshadow : 3 corners at the start or end is not a good thing. or putting that jump everywhere else is unbearable. two 16 pixels at the end is also fucking coronavirus.

Extra Ryota : anime background doesn't matter, but couldn't you change the block color to a more visible color, not a similar one to the spike and background? i may be blind, but the needle is fucking bad anyways, double diamond at the end is a genious design choice too.

Extra Konkon : second save is simply one of the the worst saves i've ever gone through. a double corner, frame perfect double jump, gate and half diamond, diagonals and drop which includes another diagonal. all worst jumps in a save like a shit party.

P-Stage : same with other extra stages except this one has upside down gravities, good luck with an upside down invert and diagonals even though i doubt that someone will make this far.

Extra Final Boss : really, REALLY BORING FIRST PHASE AND SECOND PHASE. it's actually easy to die because it's so boring and terrible that you can't concentrate to the attacks. the attacks here are at least reasonable, but not in phase three. in phase three i used autofire because it's unresonably hard. first of all, the boss is bigger than the half of the screen, and at first, if you touch it you don't die. but after like two attacks, it somehow becomes untouchable. and then it starts to sweep first and second floors, so you have to stay only in two block wide third floor. the boss will start attacking you with aimed bullets. that requires really tight dodges, and the boss's hp is like a million left. one of the worst bosses i've ever played.


It's astonishing that this garbage becomes more garbage as the game goes on. This game isn't worth a single second of your time, I played this twice to leave this review, I did it so you don't have to. Skip this fucking horrible game. But if you really have to play this, just play up to normal clear and never play trash garbage extra or else you will be hating yourself just like me.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Trap Boss
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Rating: 0.3 3       Difficulty: 73 73
Sep 15, 2020
dlfmadjqtdma
It's a game that very hard. I think the game it needs a little change.
Good Luck.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 70 70
Feb 10, 2018
TheChiekurs
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Jul 3, 2020
jong1909
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 54 54
Nov 28, 2017