I wanna be the human

Creator: alpha

Average Rating
7.3 / 10
Average Difficulty
48.5 / 100
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Adventure (2) Needle (1) Boss (1) Secrets (1) Long (1)


  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk

3 Reviews:

Surprisingly fun needle-y adventure game with decent visuals and a single boss at the end. Some of the platforming is pretty unbalanced, and the final boss design is highly questionable, but it was enjoyable overall. There are optional secrets in every stage that unlock separate extra screens with """insane""" needle. Don't think it is really worth going for a full clear because the design of the extra stuff is a bit ehhh.

Would probably recommend, but it's nothing I feel you need to go out of your way to play.

Note: the final boss has 2 signs near the warp. The left sign allows you to skip the shoot phase and skip straight to the ending barrage which consists of screenshake and potentially awful RNG (I personally recommend doing this because getting bad RNG after the long shooting phase is pretty painful). The right sign allows you to change the "atmosphere" of the boss, AKA making the sprites white instead of black so that they are more visible (I also recommend turning this one on).

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Boss Secrets
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