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Kilgour22
For: I wanna be the 128
For: I wanna be the 128
The game has 8 stages and a final boss. I'm currently on stage 6 after 3 hours of playing, but will progress no further because of a particular trigger segment that is so confusing that I have no idea where to go, what with multiple paths existing, a random gravity flipper that traps you and a disappearing block that serves seemingly no purpose, and considering it takes a full minute of hard platforming just to reach the trigger area, I will never grind it again.
Most segments are well-done. Save placement is kind of poor throughout, causing you to have to run upwards of a full second between each attempt. There are platforms that are not synced properly, resulting in downtime between jumps where there shouldn't be. It's fairly difficult needle, but not as hard as a Rukito game.
Play this if you can stomach some poor segments in order to play the good ones. Play this if you don't mind an annoying-to-reach start portal. Play this if you don't mind the creator trying to emulate Rukito.
I will update if I somehow get the desire to play the remainder of the game.
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Most segments are well-done. Save placement is kind of poor throughout, causing you to have to run upwards of a full second between each attempt. There are platforms that are not synced properly, resulting in downtime between jumps where there shouldn't be. It's fairly difficult needle, but not as hard as a Rukito game.
Play this if you can stomach some poor segments in order to play the good ones. Play this if you don't mind an annoying-to-reach start portal. Play this if you don't mind the creator trying to emulate Rukito.
I will update if I somehow get the desire to play the remainder of the game.
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 70 70
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna enjoy the Blow festival
For: I wanna enjoy the Blow festival
Pretty fun floor game. Nice difficulty curve, cute musics (Although they restart), good visuals. Bosses for each 25 floors, they are simple, but fun too. It's a standard 100-floor, but it's a fun one. Would recommend.
Tagged as: x_Floor
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 36 36
Mar 4, 2016
Emmanating
For: I wanna be the X
For: I wanna be the X
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 4, 2016
Dribix
For: I wanna be the Paradox
For: I wanna be the Paradox
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 4, 2016
joseph567
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
Cool needle game except for dotkid screens...
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 48 48
Mar 4, 2016
Paragus
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
Another great addition to the Neon series. 50 rooms of good platforming, nice visuals, and a great soundtrack make this game pretty enjoyable.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna Dorito
For: I wanna Dorito
"I like doriitos! The world likes doriitos!"
Two needle-ish screens followed by a joke avoidance. I kinda of enjoyed it, but it's a bit too short to be anything at all. Not sure if I would recommend.
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Two needle-ish screens followed by a joke avoidance. I kinda of enjoyed it, but it's a bit too short to be anything at all. Not sure if I would recommend.
Rating: 4.7 47
Difficulty: 37 37
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Husband
For: I wanna be the Husband
Nice fangame split into two stages with a boss at the end. Both are quite generic on their own way, but enjoyable for the most part. Nice musics and visuals, annoying death sound. Last boss is a bit too simple, but it isn't bad at all.
It's not bad, but it isn't anything particularly good either. Probably wouldn't recommend.
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It's not bad, but it isn't anything particularly good either. Probably wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna U-n!!
For: I wanna U-n!!
Three screens of needle-ish stuff followed by boss. A fair share of uninteresting platforming and unfair RNG. Nothing worth playing for. Wouldn't recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 39 39
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna enjoy the Birthday of King 3
For: I wanna enjoy the Birthday of King 3
Started out looking quite promising, disappointed me really quickly. There's an intro stage referencing the easy version of Birthday of King 2, then 2 normal stages with 2 bosses. This is a trap-heavy fangame, but many traps are really uncreative, some of them falling straight to the pointless flying spike category. The funnier traps are recycled over and over so many times that they get boring really quickly. There are some troll portals on the vein of Orbit, and I believe that it's the first time I've seen a poorly designed one. The cherry portal is nice and kinda funny, but the ayy lmao portal is quite bad. It works just like standard invisible block mazes, where you have to jump around, trying to guess where is the next invisible block. And obviously, these troll portals are also overused. Meh. The last screen is a masterpiece. There are some nice gimmicks around, not all of them particularly well used.
The bosses are giant cherries. They are kinda nice, with some creative attacks, the first one being particularly well-made, but both have their share of awful stuff. Both start using two attacks at the same time once they take enough damage, with some attack combinations whose RNG simply doesn't work well. This also makes them the kind of boring boss that is too easy at the beginning and too hard near the end. Classic.
I wanted to like this game, but I can't bring myself to. Wouldn't recommend.
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The bosses are giant cherries. They are kinda nice, with some creative attacks, the first one being particularly well-made, but both have their share of awful stuff. Both start using two attacks at the same time once they take enough damage, with some attack combinations whose RNG simply doesn't work well. This also makes them the kind of boring boss that is too easy at the beginning and too hard near the end. Classic.
I wanted to like this game, but I can't bring myself to. Wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 62 62
Mar 4, 2016
Delicious Fruit