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xva
For: I wanna be Sure of You
For: I wanna be Sure of You
extremely inoffensive and generic game with one interesting quirk about it. it isn't anything to do with the game itself or anything found within it, nor the game files. it has something to do with this page you're on right now
this game is currently the only known case I know of where a game has duplicate, entirely identical screenshots!!! the two screenshots submitted by tomomath are completely identical. don't remove this though it’d be kinda funny if it stayed this way
this game is currently the only known case I know of where a game has duplicate, entirely identical screenshots!!! the two screenshots submitted by tomomath are completely identical. don't remove this though it’d be kinda funny if it stayed this way
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 36 36
Jan 15, 2025
xva
For: I wanna Suncherry
For: I wanna Suncherry
very poorly designed Sunspike-like with an insultingly awful boss at the end. the needle is semi-alright, however it has numerous unfun and downright miserable jumps the farther you get into the game. most notably, one of the strangest and most unfun jumps I've ever done is what looks like 8000 diagonals in one fell swoop. the music is nothing, the visuals are nothing and are greatly derivative of Sunspike with little to no interesting changes and the game overall has no atmosphere or anything too interesting about it
another thing that is quite intriguing is that this game also contains one of the worst avoidances I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. a bunch of random, strange, laggy, unpredictable, sloppily-designed attacks that make no sense and are often unreadable and luck-based. the song is barely listenable, as it can more closely be attributed to noise than music. these aforementioned greatly unfun attacks also loop. they loop a lot. it really is the cherry on top to this entire malformed game
not recommended
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another thing that is quite intriguing is that this game also contains one of the worst avoidances I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. a bunch of random, strange, laggy, unpredictable, sloppily-designed attacks that make no sense and are often unreadable and luck-based. the song is barely listenable, as it can more closely be attributed to noise than music. these aforementioned greatly unfun attacks also loop. they loop a lot. it really is the cherry on top to this entire malformed game
not recommended
Rating: 1.8 18
Difficulty: 73 73
Jan 15, 2025
xva
For: AsTatine
For: AsTatine
decently well-made and a fitting sequel to PromethiuM. unfortunately, it capitalizes on PromethiuM's issues a bit too much - there's difficult offscreen jumps and various choke jumps which are more egregious than in PromethiuM due to the notably higher difficulty. save balance is slightly all over the place - some saves took 10-20 minutes while others I first-tried without thinking much of them. I like the visual style, music, sprites and overall idea of the game. to me, it's quite memorable and worth playing even if it isn't really your thing
PromethiuM-likes should be more of a thing, as I think various other makers could pull off the idea of a 3x3 room needle game with interesting pathing quite well
PromethiuM-likes should be more of a thing, as I think various other makers could pull off the idea of a 3x3 room needle game with interesting pathing quite well
Tagged as: Needle
Promethium-like
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 66 66
Jan 15, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the Partysu III
For: I wanna be the Partysu III
Partysu III will officially be remembered as the world's fastest fumbling of a game I've seen to date. to put it shortly: the game is fine from floors 1-48, it'd be somewhere around an 8. floors 49 and 50 make the game considerably and irredeemably worse, undoing all the fun the previous floors contained. I've never been so shocked at a game's sudden horrendousness that it felt unreal. I've never had the experience of witnessing a game become so insanely terrible within such a short timespan. I had honestly considered not giving a quality rating because of how difficult it would be to settle on a realistic, fair and accurate score. instead, I've given it the middle ground - between 1.5 and 8.5
floors 1-48 truly are somewhat fun, with only some rare hiccoughs that are passable fairly quickly with little annoyance. however, something about the insulting nature of the balancing makes even these floors not play too well. the game likes to follow very difficult saves by pitifully easy saves. be it to make fun of you or to put you through some sort of rollercoaster of emotions, it isn't very enjoyable. of course, the difference between these floors and 49+50 is a blatantly stark contrast, so this issue will easily become minute after clearing the game
additionally, there exists a required dplane due to poor needle design. need I say more?
not recommended
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floors 1-48 truly are somewhat fun, with only some rare hiccoughs that are passable fairly quickly with little annoyance. however, something about the insulting nature of the balancing makes even these floors not play too well. the game likes to follow very difficult saves by pitifully easy saves. be it to make fun of you or to put you through some sort of rollercoaster of emotions, it isn't very enjoyable. of course, the difference between these floors and 49+50 is a blatantly stark contrast, so this issue will easily become minute after clearing the game
additionally, there exists a required dplane due to poor needle design. need I say more?
not recommended
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 80 80
Jan 15, 2025
alysha
For: I wanna stop crying myself to sleep
For: I wanna stop crying myself to sleep
Overall amazing game, the only stage that felt kind of unsatisfying was stage 2.
stage 3 and especially 4 are very subtle to play compared to some other needles.
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stage 3 and especially 4 are very subtle to play compared to some other needles.
Rating: 7.7 77
Difficulty: 78 78
Jan 14, 2025
alysha
For: I Wanna Be The Mood Breaker
For: I Wanna Be The Mood Breaker
Honestly this avoidance is amazing, sadly on windows 11 makes the game not that fun anymore as for reasons: causing random speed-ups up to 1.5 (feeling wise) for like 5 seconds. This occurs every 3-10 minutes and the problem occurs only for people using this ver of windows.
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: N/A
Jan 14, 2025
LazyGunbeee
For: I wanna have a good time easy ver
For: I wanna have a good time easy ver
This was pretty fun but some rooms at the end of the darkness part were kinda annoying
Spoilers for story:
I knew something was up with the story since it didn't really make sense how your family just came back. It's kinda depressing because the true ending implies you just kill yourself. If you don't know what I'm talking about, wait on the ending screen for a while.
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Spoilers for story:
I knew something was up with the story since it didn't really make sense how your family just came back. It's kinda depressing because the true ending implies you just kill yourself. If you don't know what I'm talking about, wait on the ending screen for a while.
Rating: 7.5 75
Difficulty: 55 55
Jan 14, 2025
drak
For: Cancerous Heart
For: Cancerous Heart
i wanna be the tas if it was actually tas only
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Rating: 0.0 0
Difficulty: 99 99
Jan 14, 2025
Faucet
For: I wanna be the Pendulum
For: I wanna be the Pendulum
Probably the most mixed feelings I have ever had for a fangame. This game is really cool, and it has a lot of gameplay variety. Some of the stuff is awesome, and some of it is terrible. Unfortunately easily the hardest thing in the game is also the worst (the avoidance)
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 80 80
Jan 14, 2025
Delicious Fruit