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Xplayerlol
For: I wanna stop the Stars
Edit: Review updated in 2019. 2015 me has some suspicious standards (Namely being impressed by nearly anything), so I try to update older reviews whenever I feel like it (As long as I remember that they exist, of course). It's not like my opinion changed a lot, though, I still like this game.

Fun space-themed needle game consisting of a healthy blend between unusual jumps and generic jumps often used in unusual ways. The difficulty curve is decent, though it will backtrack into freebie saves every now and then. The visuals effects are really flashy, but they look fine to me (Bright colors in a dark background, everything is pretty easy to see, background effects don't feel intrusive. If you don't have epilepsy, you should be fine). The aesthetics fit the game's theme very well, and the Kid shoots laser beams, which is a nice bonus. The music is nice, and there's no death sound so you get to properly enjoy it. The game does feel a little crude, with no title screen or save file selection, but I don't really care.
My only complaint is that this game feels a little too long. After a while, the maker starts to recycle jumps (Not as in "Spike up + spike down = Diagonal = Bad", but actually using the exact same spike arrangements from the beginning to the end of a jump) a little too often, so the game does get repetitive towards the end. It only happens near the end of the game, though, so I don't think it's that bad of an issue.
It's just a nice older needle game. It's crude, but that doesn't make it bad at all. Would recommend.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.2 62       Difficulty: 48 48
Mar 27, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna be the dirangaya
Poor production, restarting guy rock, ugly visuals, and terrible level design. The bosses are trash, and when you die in this game is plays some weird shit that makes me want to stab my eardrums with an ice pick.

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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 27, 2015
Paragus
For: I Wanna be the Very Best
It's old and it's terrible, don't play it.

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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 60 60
Mar 27, 2015
Paragus
For: I wanna be the Hypertrophic Lobotomous Coalescing Bumblebee
A solid but short needle game. 3 Stages of increasing difficulty, good music and nice production value. No lazy generic corner jump garbage designs.

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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 27, 2015
Bob
For: I Wanna be the Very Best
ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs

definitely not the very best game.

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Tagged as: Adventure Troll
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Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 60 60
Mar 27, 2015
Fro27y
For: Wish me luck
I could bareley see the spikes here dude, what where u thinking? is that why you named the game "wish me luck"? otherwise level design was ok. Btw this is not a stage in a kamilia game so think of that next time you make a game.

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Rating: 2.4 24       Difficulty: 32 32
Mar 27, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Danny tanner
Easy platforming, decently designed for a joke game. Avoidance has way too much RNG, might give nightmares to people who aren't used to it. If you don't know the series that this game references, it's not really worth playing (Speaking from experience here).

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Special
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 34 34
Mar 27, 2015
jimmypoopins
For: I wanna be the Danny tanner
this is the greatest game i have ever played

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 25 25
Mar 27, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: Wish me luck
Cool needle game. Great visuals with a very relaxing music are quite fitting for a slow-paced platforming, with long, but easy saves. The level design is nice and quite original. The only flaw are the tilesets mixing with the background once in a while, but that probably couldn't really be helped.
Would recommend, as long as your eyesight is in a good shape (Maybe even if it isn't).

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 34 34
Mar 27, 2015
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the ORE TUEEEEE!!!
You get applauded for jumping over a spike and for not avoiding slow triggers (You don't even need to avoid them, they're too slow, so they won't do any harm if you don't stop moving.
The boss is almost as hard as the first boss of Cultured. Almost.
It's one of those fangames that nearly no one would have any reason to play.

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 2 2
Mar 27, 2015
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