I wanna be the 金髪幼女

Creator: げそげそからあげ

Average Rating
3.9 / 10
Average Difficulty
16.0 / 100
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Avoidance (2) Trap (1) Short (1) Fangame (1)


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9 Reviews:

I'll give it a 3.0 because its unique but you really shouldn't waste your time with this.

Two difficulties, "Alice" and "Karen". The only difference seems to be a single save point in the platforming section.

Starts with the world's easiest avoidance (you have to jump 2-3 times and run to the left/right once). After this is a cutscene where you get eaten by an anime girl (I guess the lady from the avoidance). Then a short easy platforming stage (I guess in her esophagus) with a handful of trolls (on Karen difficulty there is no save and if you die to a troll you have to do the avoidance again which is stupid).

After that it's over and you feel like you wasted your time dying more than zero times.

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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 20 20
Jan 20, 2016

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 18 18
May 19, 2021
it's non-sensical and stupid but I find it funny and worth experiencing. just don't choose the difficulty withount the platforming save. the traps are not friendly and doing the avoidance again sucks

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 15 15
Sep 8, 2020
q summed it up perfectly. It's unique, but it's really not worth a play.

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Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: N/A
Sep 29, 2019
Fairly weird fangame. Basically a simple avoidance followed by a short screen filled with generic traps. Anime visuals, weird sounds all around, lots of random stuff placed everywhere.
It's quite boring. Wouldn't recommend.

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 14 14
Jan 20, 2016