I wanna be the Pharaoh

Creator: トンコツ

Average Rating
4.5 / 10
Average Difficulty
53.5 / 100
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Trap (2) Special (1) Puzzle (4) Troll (1)


  • by dopamine
  • by ChronoGear
  • by Sheldons_Pet_Rock
  • by DerpyHoovesIWBTG

11 Reviews:

I want to defend this game. Yes, it's an ugly and infuriating mess. However, I believe that is the intended effect and there is a lot more to it than meets the eye. It's an arcane tomb protected by chaos, designed to keep you out. I do think the creator took the idea too far, assuming players would have the patience to find its bizarre loopholes without any production value to lean on. But the scope and underlying structure are kind of incredible and I respect it for that. What it seems to lack in common sense it makes up for in vision. I'm not saying you should play it. It is painful. But I honestly appreciate it. So there.

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[9] Likes
Rating: 6.5 65       Difficulty: 60 60
Apr 21, 2015
Probably the worst production value humanly possible ruins what otherwise could have been a good game from a concept point of view. Hidden blocks, fake blocks, stupid booby traps, retarded level design, and trash bosses. It's a shit salad with repeating guy rock and Wily music.

When you stomach past the first 2 areas which are an abomination, the real game starts. You have to explore an area looking for secret passages and hidden doors to collect gems to open the door to the end. The concept is somewhat cool, but design and production cripple the game.

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Tagged as: Puzzle
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 50 50
Feb 27, 2015
there is nothing i can say that will justify my rating for this

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[1] Like
Rating: 8.6 86       Difficulty: 53 53
Sep 20, 2020
very cool concept even if the execution is rather poor and some may find it lacking in the visual department there is a lot of fun to be had in figuring out the route you're supposed to take and the chaotic and unpredictable nature of the game is ever-present and always keeps you on the edge. recommended for the patient.

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Rating: 7.8 78       Difficulty: 67 67
Sep 15, 2015
As with any game containing secrets, the secret paths in this game can be absolutely agonizing to find, but once you know where all the hidden paths are, the game becomes much more bearable. Bearable, but still terrible. If you stretch your interpretation enough, it is possible to see all the traps, hidden blocks, and awful game design as part of the great maze which you are traversing, but the bosses in this game are absolutely atrocious. Most of them just bounce around and shoot stuff at you, and a couple bosses have so much HP they take several minutes to kill. This is the kind of game where beating it gave me relief instead of satisfaction. Would not recommend.

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Tagged as: Trap Special Puzzle
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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 60 60
Dec 4, 2022