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A lot of my written reviews come across a lot more negative than they probably should

Top 10:
1. I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew
2. Crimson Needle 3
3. I wanna be the Noesis
4. I wanna Vibe With The Gods
5. MONMOUTHIAN Cell Dream
6. I wanna be the Volatile Presence
7. I wanna be the Crimson
8. I wanna be GENKI with you
9. I wanna be the 8possible
10. I wanna be the Sustenance


Honorable mentions (games outside my top 10 that are still important to me or games I havent cleared that will likely enter my top 10)

I wanna defeat the eater of dreams
I wanna Meet Miki
I wanna be the BHG
I wanna be the Co-op
I wanna enter the picturesque land
I wanna be the Dreamcatcher

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125 Reviews!
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GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna be the Noesis 90.0 10.0
I Wanna Vibe With The Gods 78.0 10.0
MONMOUTHIAN Cell Dream 70.0 10.0
I wanna be the Volatile Presence N/A 10.0
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 10.0
Crimson Needle 3 N/A 10.0
I wanna be GENKI with you 40.0 9.6
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 30.0 9.5
I Wanna Eat the Winter King N/A 9.5
I wanna be Abducted 50.0 9.4
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 9.3
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 9.2
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 55.0 9.1
I Wanna Be The Sustenance 80.0 9.0
E------- N/A 9.0
I Wanna Be The FEX 72.0 9.0
Cope Needle 87.0 9.0
Panasonic Bluray 55.0 8.9
I Wanna Be The YJ N/A 8.9
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 28.0 8.9
dono challenge pack 65.0 8.8
Alphazetica 73.0 8.8
You give me butterflies, and I take them away 60.0 8.8
I wanna enter the picturesque land 45.0 8.7
The Ice Fairy's Spike Trials!!!!! 65.0 8.7
I wanna be the Co-op N/A 8.6
i've promulgated the clandestine needle 60.0 8.6
I wanna be the Pharaoh 53.0 8.6
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 22.0 8.6
I Wanna be the BHG (共同開発) 50.0 8.6
I wanna be the Aura 15.0 8.6
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 55.0 8.5
guess what 90.0 8.5
Not Another Needle Game 60.0 8.5
I wanna stop the Simulation 45.0 8.5
Emperor Penguins 75.0 8.5
I Wanna Sertraline 48.0 8.5
I wanna be the Neurosis 62.0 8.5
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 62.0 8.4
I wanna run the Marathon 45.0 8.3
I wanna be the Dreamcatcher 25.0 8.3
I Wanna Do The Funny Jump N/A 8.2
I wanna smile away 36.0 8.2
im path N/A 8.1
I wanna be the semantic compositions on death and its meaning 75.0 8.0
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 18.0 8.0
I wanna follow it 32.0 8.0
Intergalactic Emotional Breakdown 80.0 8.0
I wanna be the Dreamer 30.0 8.0
Spirallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll N/A 8.0
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 61.0 8.0
I Wanna Be the Jump Master N/A 8.0
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 23.0 8.0
I wanna break the Neon Miku N/A 8.0
i wanna fix what's wrong 62.0 7.8
EchoVision 20.0 7.8
I wanna challenge 100 trials!! N/A 7.7
Comfort Needle 55.0 7.6
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 70.0 7.5
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 23.0 7.5
針ゲつくってみた 68.0 7.5
2010 Needle Hole 56.0 7.5
I Wanna Go Back To Basics 75.0 7.5
I Wanna Step Outside the Needle N/A 7.5
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 30.0 7.5
I want N/A 7.5
I wanna be the linearity 2 46.0 7.5
2011 needle hole 53.0 7.4
I Wanna Take the Second L 56.0 7.4
I wanna wanna 15.0 7.0
I Wanna Be the Catastrophe N/A 7.0
2009 Needle Hole 46.0 7.0
I Wanna 1spike 48.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the Flower frozen 31.0 7.0
I Wanna DO It 57.0 7.0
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 38.0 7.0
I am here 25.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
indigo needle 32.0 6.8
I wanna Vine Journey 60.0 6.7
I wanna eat the Book 20.0 6.7
I Wanna Take the L+ 62.0 6.6
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 6.6
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 15.0 6.5
I wanna Limitless 24.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nyx 51.0 6.5
I Wanna Take the L 46.0 6.5
I wanna go across the Rainbow 40.0 6.5
I wanna climb the Skytree 67.0 6.5
Serotonin 53.0 6.5
I wanna be the Little runner 18.0 6.5
I Wanna Duloxetine -Caravan Mix- N/A 6.5
I Wanna be the Dononite 55.0 6.5
I wanna break through Seven trials(共同開発) 70.0 6.5
I Wanna be the Butterfly Effect 52.0 6.4
I wanna linger at the masquerade 65.0 6.3
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.2
I Wanna Kill The Pinapplegod1 27.0 6.0
I wanna be the LoveAE-RYRC 47.0 6.0
I wanna thank you Patrickgh3 N/A 6.0
I wanna be the 夕方 18.0 6.0
I wanna help the Fairy tale 18.0 6.0
Deliriant Needle 48.0 6.0
I wanna use Snow magic 25.0 6.0
I wanna be the Kataribe(共同開発) 40.0 6.0
I Wanna Wave 30.0 6.0
I wanna Jerryfish 16.0 6.0
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 60.0 6.0
I wanna be the Tripper 30.0 6.0
I wanna NNS 40.0 6.0
I wanna give the cat some acid 57.0 6.0
I wanna for the eaZy 15.0 5.5
Loveless 30.0 5.5
November 2012 22.0 5.5
I wanna withering morning glory 25.0 5.5
[ΞΞΞΞ] 72.0 5.0
I wanna N 32.0 5.0
I wanna L 65.0 5.0
I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble 80.0 5.0
I wanna water a flower 25.0 5.0
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 5.0
I wanna be the Deficient Ramble 75.0 5.0
amber ptcop sm28533201 35.0 5.0
I Wanna be the AIW 60.0 5.0
I wanna be the Off party2 !!(共同開発) 50.0 5.0
I don't wanna be the pointless everyman 23.0 5.0
I wanna shiver 75.0 4.5
i wanna break whats right 68.0 4.5
I wanna VANILLA 20.0 4.5
Jtool Jamplex 82.0 4.5
I wanna eat the lemon 23.0 4.5
I Wanna Repeat the Map Once More 37.0 4.5
I wanna be the rain[Ver.English] 35.0 4.5
I wanna Galvanize 82 mermaids 20.0 4.0
I wanna kill the Kermit 2 80.0 4.0
I wanna be the Avoider 5.0 4.0
I Wanna Duloxetine 66.0 4.0
I wanna be the Crimson Collab N/A 4.0
I wanna get Cultured 52.0 4.0
I Wanna ... 27.0 3.5
I Wanna Buy a Nintendo DS Lite 36.0 3.5
I wanna Sunspike 67.0 3.5
I wanna Rose Gear 40.0 3.0
I wanna be the Significant Assembly N/A 3.0
I wanna Figure 87.0 3.0
I wanna call me it.(共同開発) N/A 3.0
Depression 35.0 3.0
I Wanna Vue 70.0 2.0
I wanna see the sky 35.0 2.0
I wanna go to the store to buy milk N/A 2.0
I wanna be the Mikyan 40.0 2.0
Siren Head 40.0 1.5
I Wanna Jump Through Shadows N/A 1.5
I wanna stop the MELTDOWN N/A 1.5
I wanna be the Micromedley 45.0 1.5
I wanna be the Animus 25.0 1.0
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 1.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 42.0 1.0
Special game :3 15.0 1.0
I Wanna Ice 9 40.0 1.0
I Wanna be the TsuTaMao N/A 0.9
Not_The_Boshy's improved needle game 15.0 0.4
I wanna be the My heart goes on 2.0 0.1
I wanna be the なんとか 29.0 0.1
I Wanna Be The GodGodGod x1018273466 ver.0.0.6.0.0.5.3.1 N/A 0.0
2022 Needle N/A 0.0
I wanna be the 罰ゲーム 25.0 0.0
I wanna thank a far away in a crimsonstack 87.0 N/A
I wanna be the kirlian fumble 70.0 N/A
i wanna consume you entirely N/A N/A
The Sunken Cathedral N/A N/A
April is the Cruelest Month N/A N/A
chris sadboy needle 8.0 N/A
i wanna lypophrenia 65.0 N/A
Iwanna Vibe N/A N/A
Twenty-Eight N/A N/A
Dark Penis N/A N/A
I wanna White new year N/A N/A
the universe N/A N/A
YoYoYo Engine (RBN Edition) N/A N/A
I wanna まだダメよ N/A N/A
Tagged As Avoidance (1) N/A N/A
I Wanna Be The Penger N/A N/A
I Wanna Fly Through Vapor Trails 70.0 N/A
Needle Hatena N/A N/A
I wanna be the UNG N/A N/A
Empty Needle 33.0 N/A
XIFT 65.0 N/A
I just wanna play the Needle game 70.0 N/A
I Wanna be the Ooner 41.0 N/A
I Wanna Tigure N/A N/A
I Wanna EZL N/A N/A
divisive game N/A N/A
I wanna walk to the store 5.0 N/A
I Wanna Melancholia 48.0 N/A
I wanna C spike 0.0 N/A
I Wanna ABSOLUTELY DESTROY the Mini-Stakes 29.0 N/A
I Wanna be the Fluoxetine 65.0 N/A
I wanna lie to you N/A N/A
暇つぶしアイワナ 53.0 N/A
I wanna get up, burst into motion, raise my finger say 70.0 N/A
Leaf+ N/A N/A
I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 3 EZ N/A N/A
cLOUDDEAD.btb-RMXS_v82c.NDL 70.0 N/A
Twenty-Seven N/A N/A
I Wanna Get Some Drip 41.0 N/A
I Wanna Be The Guy Remastered N/A N/A
i wanna open up a present that my grandfather threw at me 20.0 N/A
I wanna see the Barrage N/A N/A
I wanna fly out of this storm 62.0 N/A
I Wanna Be The Music Clock N/A N/A
Jtool 100.0 N/A
I Wanna Go The DotIris 65.0 N/A
Douyugan 26.0 N/A

125 Reviews

cLOUDDEAD
For: I wanna go to the store to buy milk
i screen transitioned so hard the entire tab that game was running in crashed

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Tagged as: uncanny_valley
[3] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20       Difficulty: N/A
May 6, 2022
cLOUDDEAD
For: I wanna be the UNG
Not really sure what the hype was about, the trailer totally lied

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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
May 5, 2022
cLOUDDEAD
For: 2022 Needle
first screen requires a trigger which is impossible to reach.
other than that, it seems like a standard case of p00ks malding over modern needle design and making a game to say "look at this, i made bad needle in a modern style to show how modern needle is bad"(which p00ks himself said it was made over mald). clearly very little effort went into it given that the first screen is both impossible and manages to have pathing skips. the tile is nice, so maybe its worth stealing it from a screenshot or something.

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Tagged as: Needle Impossible Cope
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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: N/A
May 3, 2022
cLOUDDEAD
For: I Wanna Go Back To Basics
probably the best jtool needle collab

few notes:
-wspr stage is some of the best jtool needle I have ever played. just pure genius needle. im glad the hardest stage was something this high quality
-my stage sucks lol
-I saved taprus for last because i was under the impression it was really hard and unfun but i found it to be managable and enjoyable and it made for a hype final stage, especially the final save.
-kittygame's stage is way over hated. dont buy into the slander.
-kiiview's stage looks awful but is pretty fun minus screen 2 which is a tad too hard imo.

stage ranking:
wspr>>>>>>>>>near>>>> artimax > ez > ian > taprus > kiiview > lemongh > randomchaos > marc > skulldude = prince > kittygame > cloch > alexbrogan = cthaere = dono = komachi = very cool = gordon jamcast > 29 > shign >>>> fruitless

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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 75 75
Apr 30, 2022
cLOUDDEAD
For: I Wanna Be the Hades
surprisingly fun despite being made up of generic hard jumps

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 70 70
Apr 30, 2022

139 Cleared Games

GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna be the 8possible(一般公開版) 30.0 9.5
I wanna be the Animus 25.0 1.0
I wanna be the Crimson 75.0 9.3
I wanna be the Dreamer 30.0 8.0
I wanna be the Little runner 18.0 6.5
I wanna be the Mikyan 40.0 2.0
I wanna be the Off party2 !!(共同開発) 50.0 5.0
I wanna be the Tripper 30.0 6.0
I wanna be GENKI with you 40.0 9.6
I wanna break through Seven trials(共同開発) 70.0 6.5
I wanna climb the Skytree 67.0 6.5
I wanna eat the Book 20.0 6.7
I wanna go across the Rainbow 40.0 6.5
I wanna help the Fairy tale 18.0 6.0
I wanna L 65.0 5.0
I wanna N 32.0 5.0
I wanna Rose Gear 40.0 3.0
I wanna use Snow magic 25.0 6.0
暇つぶしアイワナ 53.0 N/A
I wanna be the Catharsis 65.0 9.2
I wanna be the Flower frozen 31.0 7.0
I wanna be the LoveAE-RYRC 47.0 6.0
I wanna be the My heart goes on 2.0 0.1
I wanna clear the Easy Miku 2 15.0 6.5
I wanna Galvanize 82 mermaids 20.0 4.0
I wanna get Cultured 52.0 4.0
I wanna wanna 15.0 7.0
Not Another Needle Game 60.0 8.5
I wanna uhuhu spike 3 60.0 6.0
I Wanna Uhuhu Spike 42.0 1.0
I wanna be the Neurosis 62.0 8.5
I wanna give the cat some acid 57.0 6.0
I Wanna Be the Hades 70.0 5.0
I Wanna be the Zeus 60.0 1.0
I wanna be the Aura 15.0 8.6
I wanna be the Dreamcatcher 25.0 8.3
I wanna be the Tethys 58.0 6.6
indigo needle 32.0 6.8
I wanna be the Co-op N/A 8.6
I wanna be the Avoider 5.0 4.0
I wanna for the eaZy 15.0 5.5
I wanna be the Strongest Fairy 22.0 8.6
I wanna break the Neon Miku N/A 8.0
I wanna see the sky 35.0 2.0
I cannot but go ahead through the way of the starlit sky 18.0 8.0
I wanna be Abducted 50.0 9.4
I wanna run the Marathon 45.0 8.3
I wanna be the なんとか 29.0 0.1
I wanna be the Strong spike3 Last Edition 38.0 7.0
I wanna smile away 36.0 8.2
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kataribe(共同開発) 40.0 6.0
I wanna follow it 32.0 8.0
I wanna be the Magnificent Stumble 80.0 5.0
I wanna VANILLA 20.0 4.5
I wanna be the Arcfox Needle 70.0 7.5
I wanna be the good Hentai 3 N/A N/A
針ゲつくってみた 68.0 7.5
I wanna deride Kotaro- from aslant 23.0 8.0
I wanna be the Maitetsu N/A N/A
EchoVision 20.0 7.8
I wanna climb the Witch's Tower 61.0 8.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 2 20.0 7.0
I wanna be the Kaenbyou 3 23.0 7.5
I just wanna play the Needle game 70.0 N/A
I wanna shiver 75.0 4.5
I wanna Jerryfish 16.0 6.0
I wanna walk to the store 5.0 N/A
Deliriant Needle 48.0 6.0
I Wanna Wave 30.0 6.0
I wanna withering morning glory 25.0 5.5
i've promulgated the clandestine needle 60.0 8.6
I wanna defeat the Walljumps N/A N/A
I wanna C spike 0.0 N/A
Douyugan 26.0 N/A
Empty Needle 33.0 N/A
I wanna Limitless 24.0 6.5
I wanna be the Nyx 51.0 6.5
I don't wanna be the pointless everyman 23.0 5.0
I Wanna ABSOLUTELY DESTROY the Mini-Stakes 29.0 N/A
I Wanna ... 27.0 3.5
I wanna Happy Mid-autumn Festival 30.0 7.5
Depression 35.0 3.0
I wanna be the 夕方 18.0 6.0
I Wanna Melancholia 48.0 N/A
I wanna be the linearity 2 46.0 7.5
I wanna stop the Simulation 45.0 8.5
amber ptcop sm28533201 35.0 5.0
November 2012 22.0 5.5
I am here 25.0 7.0
Serotonin 53.0 6.5
I Wanna Defeat The Eater Of Dreams 28.0 8.9
I Wanna be the BHG (共同開発) 50.0 8.6
I Wanna be the Ooner 41.0 N/A
I Wanna DO It 57.0 7.0
I Wanna Sertraline 48.0 8.5
I wanna enter the picturesque land 45.0 8.7
I Wanna Buy a Nintendo DS Lite 36.0 3.5
2009 Needle Hole 46.0 7.0
2010 Needle Hole 56.0 7.5
Loveless 30.0 5.5
Designer L's Wacky Randventure! 62.0 8.4
Special game :3 15.0 1.0
I wanna travel the needle world 45.0 6.2
I wanna Walk Out In The Morning Dew 85.0 10.0
I wanna kill the 3sweepor 55.0 9.1
I Wanna Kill The Pinapplegod1 27.0 6.0
Siren Head 40.0 1.5
I Wanna Take the L 46.0 6.5
I Wanna Fly Through Vapor Trails 70.0 N/A
I Wanna Take the L+ 62.0 6.6
I Wanna be the Fluoxetine 65.0 N/A
Alphazetica 73.0 8.8
2011 needle hole 53.0 7.4
I Wanna Go The DotIris 65.0 N/A
I wanna water a flower 25.0 5.0
I Wanna Take the Second L 56.0 7.4
I Wanna be the Dononite 55.0 6.5
You give me butterflies, and I take them away 60.0 8.8
I Wanna Go Back To Basics 75.0 7.5
I wanna be the kirlian fumble 70.0 N/A
i wanna open up a present that my grandfather threw at me 20.0 N/A
I wanna linger at the masquerade 65.0 6.3
I Wanna Get Some Drip 41.0 N/A
I Wanna 1spike 48.0 7.0
I Wanna Vibe With The Gods 78.0 10.0
I Wanna Duloxetine 66.0 4.0
I Wanna Be The Caretaker 55.0 8.5
i wanna break whats right 68.0 4.5
I wanna get up, burst into motion, raise my finger say 70.0 N/A
Not_The_Boshy's improved needle game 15.0 0.4
im path N/A 8.1
I wanna thank you Patrickgh3 N/A 6.0
I wanna まだダメよ N/A N/A
The Ice Fairy's Spike Trials!!!!! 65.0 8.7
I Wanna Catch the Clown N/A N/A
I Wanna Step Outside the Needle N/A 7.5
I Wanna Be The FEX 72.0 9.0
I Wanna Develop An Appreciation For Music N/A N/A