4 Reviews:
tuhkakuppi
after two screens of easy needle, you have to wait until the heat death of the universe
[3] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Mar 27, 2023
cLOUDDEAD
short needle game with a nice ambient loop. once you beat the 4 or so saves in the first room, you are taken to a room which plays "a red score in tile" by william basinski, while a very slow series of triggers prevents you from moving past, presumably until the song is over.
the song is 45 minutes.
thankfully, its one of basinski's best works so its worth sitting through
unfortunately, if I were to rate this i would have to deduct points for using the reissue cover as the background instead of the original, which is far more fitting
edit: you need to wait a whole lot longer than 45 minutes. unless i did my math wrong, you need to wait about 8.55596645 * 10^24 years
the song is 45 minutes.
thankfully, its one of basinski's best works so its worth sitting through
unfortunately, if I were to rate this i would have to deduct points for using the reissue cover as the background instead of the original, which is far more fitting
edit: you need to wait a whole lot longer than 45 minutes. unless i did my math wrong, you need to wait about 8.55596645 * 10^24 years
Tagged as: good_music
Idle
[3] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 27, 2023
Slends
Because of the fact you need to wait for a basically infinite amount of time to clear the game, i've decided to give it an impossible tag, as it cannot be cleared within a lifetime. Rating based on music, atmosphere and the needle.
EDIT: I decompiled the game and checked if there's more after the waiting screen.
What follows is a boss that works in the exact same way as the ones in Kazakhstan 1, with the only difference being that beating it is not required, as the invisble blocks around the portal are not present above it, only on it's sides.
The boss is the "MARIO" creepypasta image, and there isnt a new save before the boss, meaning that dying in the boss room will have you waiting for billions of years again.
EDIT: I decompiled the game and checked if there's more after the waiting screen.
What follows is a boss that works in the exact same way as the ones in Kazakhstan 1, with the only difference being that beating it is not required, as the invisble blocks around the portal are not present above it, only on it's sides.
The boss is the "MARIO" creepypasta image, and there isnt a new save before the boss, meaning that dying in the boss room will have you waiting for billions of years again.
Tagged as: Impossible
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.5 45
Difficulty: 44 44
Apr 22, 2025
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