I want

Creators: pieceofcheese87, egg

Average Rating
7.3 / 10
Average Difficulty
61.4 / 100
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  • by NightShark115

Creator's Comments:

Bob [Creator]
Follow the kid on an epic quest to discover his true self. You'll face many wacky opponents along the way and you may even learn a little bit about love. Trust me, it's a journey you won't soon forget.

The Kid

Zany Gimmicks
HD Graphics
Once-in-a-lifetime boss encounters

Have fun, and don't forget, Jesus loves you!

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Tagged as: Praise_Jesus
[10] Likes
Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Oct 27, 2019

27 Reviews:

This game is a disappointing mess of random garbage, and I don't know why so much effort was put into making this
instead of something that is actually fun. When I heard that Egg and Pieceofcheese were working on a new game, I was
interested in what kind of cool ideas their two minds could create. Little did I know, however, that their idea of fun
is a bunch of random stages that feel like they were rejected from the Try A Collab games. I don't know what the goal
of all this is, but it just feels like they slapped this together in a pretentious attempt to make some kind of
hereditary baldness ripoff. I think that they were trying to make "art" with this game, like there's a statement to be
made about it. They would probably say "figure it out yourself" but its pretty obvious they just came up with a bunch
of random bullshit and expect us to be amazed by their creativity and ability to make stupid and bizarre things.
Great job, you can use Audacity to distort music and you can use game maker to distort sprites. Brilliant artwork you have there.
And it feels like they are just deriving all the "creative" content from other sources and not actually coming up with anything
unique or substantial. hell, there's even a whole stage that is just NANG but worse. This game doesn't do anything new.
So basically, it fails in every category. It isn't fun, it's annoying to look at, the music is obnoxious, it isn't funny,
it isn't interesting nor does it have anything to say, and even the "weirdness" isn't done well. And I keep wondering why
two people that really should know better at this point are able to happily throw this out there with their names on it
and expect some kind of praise. They even went as far as to write an ironic readme file trying to mimic a delfruit review
as if that would invalidate legitimate complaints people have about the game. No, you're not above criticism just because
it isn't a serious game. And no, you're not clever for doing it. And you aren't clever for referencing the readme in the
readme either. And you aren't clever for referencing the readme in the readme in the readme either. And you aren't clever
for referencing the readme in the readme in the readme in the readme either. And you aren't clever for referencing the
readme in the readme in the readme in the readme in the...

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[15] Likes
Rating: N/A       Difficulty: 60 60
Oct 26, 2019
Games like this are why I'm in this community in the first place

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[9] Likes
Rating: 8.5 85       Difficulty: 65 65
Oct 27, 2019
Product received for free

Fun game with very varied gameplay. Feels like quite the rollercoster frequently. It may not be a perfect experience throughout but lots of great content to come across.

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[9] Likes
Rating: 8.3 83       Difficulty: 59 59
Oct 26, 2019
i really cant at all describe this game to you

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Tagged as: god_has_abandoned_us surreal
[8] Likes
Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 60 60
Oct 27, 2019
just gonna put this warning here.

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Tagged as: Visual_Challenge SeizureWarning Visual_ASMR
[6] Likes
Rating: 6.9 69       Difficulty: 58 58
Oct 26, 2019