Delicious Fruit
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by Cutie
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by Cutie
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by Cutie
14 Reviews:
Taprus
Completely unreasonable to clear, infamous long ass avoidance where you not only need to be extremely good to pass the last two phases (which are about 6 minutes in), but also extremely lucky. Its a nice game for what it was meant to be, a tournament to see who could get the furthest, but as a game to clear? Forget it. (rating it as if it werent meant to be beaten, and just as a fun game to pop some attempts from time to time)
(Yes I know someone has cleared it, doesnt make it less unreasonable, I do still think it deserves the 99 dificulty rating)
[4] Likes
(Yes I know someone has cleared it, doesnt make it less unreasonable, I do still think it deserves the 99 dificulty rating)
Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 99 99
Dec 29, 2018
NightShark115
UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYY
I'm gonna say it right now, this is probably one of the worst Colonel fights I've ever had to experience. And no, I don't just hate on popular games just for the sake of hating on them.
This game has a bit of a reputation, as it is next to humanly impossible to complete. Several people have tried to beat it, but to no avail. I tried it, and...oh my god, this boss sucks. Most of the attacks are just RNG, which I really hate! I couldn't get very far into the first phase, so I looked up Lord Timey's TAS of the game, only to find out that there's 5 phases! 5 phases of you being constantly being spammed by RNG attacks! And if you die, which is likely gonna be happening a lot, then you have to do the whole boss again! Keep in mind that with 5 phases, that equates to over 10 minutes of RNG garbage! I know the game was probably meant to be impossible, and while someone has cleared this before (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDubLYv-mhM), that does not excuse the fact that the boss is really long, really hard, and really bad! I decided to play some more, and got a bit further, but still died a lot!
So, in conclusion, this game is next-to-impossible garbage, just don't play it. It's games like this that make me appreciate that most other fangames aren't this bad, even if still terrible.
Edit: Is it just me, or does the last phase rip off Touch the Captain?
[3] Likes
I'm gonna say it right now, this is probably one of the worst Colonel fights I've ever had to experience. And no, I don't just hate on popular games just for the sake of hating on them.
This game has a bit of a reputation, as it is next to humanly impossible to complete. Several people have tried to beat it, but to no avail. I tried it, and...oh my god, this boss sucks. Most of the attacks are just RNG, which I really hate! I couldn't get very far into the first phase, so I looked up Lord Timey's TAS of the game, only to find out that there's 5 phases! 5 phases of you being constantly being spammed by RNG attacks! And if you die, which is likely gonna be happening a lot, then you have to do the whole boss again! Keep in mind that with 5 phases, that equates to over 10 minutes of RNG garbage! I know the game was probably meant to be impossible, and while someone has cleared this before (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDubLYv-mhM), that does not excuse the fact that the boss is really long, really hard, and really bad! I decided to play some more, and got a bit further, but still died a lot!
So, in conclusion, this game is next-to-impossible garbage, just don't play it. It's games like this that make me appreciate that most other fangames aren't this bad, even if still terrible.
Edit: Is it just me, or does the last phase rip off Touch the Captain?
Rating: 1.9 19
Difficulty: 99 99
Mar 17, 2019
AutisticPleb
Shit is not even worth grinding hard as shit.
[3] Likes
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 99 99
Feb 8, 2016
Smajsnamz
11 min long avoidance that people have DUMPED time into. Has to be fucking good.
[2] Likes
Rating: 9.0 90
Difficulty: 100 100
Jan 19, 2017