I wanna be the No Sense

Creator: LIPCONE

Average Rating
4.6 / 10
Average Difficulty
44.0 / 100
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Needle (2) Avoidance (3)


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3 Reviews:

Difficulty select screen is backwards; you have to do more platforming to reach the medium portal than to get to the impossible portal. Medium difficulty adds 1 fake save to the screen that kills you.

Game consists of 1 screen of needle with some moving apples and a Miku avoidance. The needle is mediocre at best. The avoidance is fairly low quality; it has some fun RNG attacks and a few really dumb explosions placed throughout that can easily send an attempt straight down the shitter. The projectile sprites are kinda random, ranging from straight fruit and lines to the Google Chrome icon and an image of the earth. There's a trap after the avoidance that you can dodge if you only hold right; if you celebratory jump on the way out of the room, though, you'll be pretty sad.

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 45 45
Sep 30, 2018
I wanna be the No Sense – game, which wants to be as nonsense. And LIPCONE did its best to make this game as much nonsensical as he could back in 2012.

Starting that game’s name has orthographical mistake in title already prepare use to the game. If you open game you will notice some kind of intro, which can be skipped, which is in Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I strongly believe that there is some nonsense written in there, since it would be canon to this game. Hey look, pokemon background and mouse cursor! But, wait, it isn’t Reshigia’s game, why it would be there? Oh, right! Because it is I wanna be the No Sense. Or it is esneS eht annaw I? I mean, that would explain why in difficulty screen impossible at the beginning, but medium is on the top. Since, I am lazy person, let’s just play on hard, because why not? What is the problem? Boring gameplay? No. Boring visuals? No. Restarting music? No. Fruits, which looks like apples, because of different sprite? Yes!!! IT ISN’T CANON! Anyway, needle is OK, and can be cleared in a few minutes, so everything fine. But, hey what is in that big portal? There you will meet with not-HD-quality Hatsune Miku, standard tileset and usual delicious fruit sprites (NOW THIS ISN’T CANON FOR TERMS OF THIS GAME!!!). Also, hey, Google chrome, Internet explorer, random black bullets and black lines, random visual effects (hey blue thing when timer shows ~1:26!, and also hey random Japanese text, which looks like obstacles but are just visual effects), random color background (don’t worry no epilepsy) and probably more, which totally is nonsensical. Gameplay may feel generic, but you won’t be bored, since watch out from random objects, also after you beat boss, go right without stopping, otherwise Google Chrome will kill you, which is unusual kind of troll. After that you will fall down, while hearing soundtrack from platforming and you can look on credits in Japanese, and if you understand Japanese then maybe you can even understand what LIPCONE had written. Anyway, hey looks like LIPCONE had made soundtrack for title screen and for platforming (at least I think so though)! That is unusual thing to see in fangames lol. Oh and then you will get again to the beginning of the game, which symbolize that game is endless and doesn’t have the last save, since it would be against the title.

Overall, this game does great to represent what game offers in its title, since you can stop bothering to find logic in this game, since there isn’t. And in such a terms this game is actually pretty good! Gameplay may seem boring and low quality, but can be found pretty fun 9at least for me, so that is why I am going to give this game pretty high rating, and after all, don’t miss what is the goal of making this game, OK? If so then I would actually recommend to try this game, oh wait it is private and can’t be found on internet, unless… [READ MORE]

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Rating: 5.6 56       Difficulty: 43 43
Oct 21, 2018
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