I wanna touch the Captain

Creator: wonderful

Average Rating
6.9 / 10
Average Difficulty
65.7 / 100
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Needle (3) Avoidance (8) Meme (6) Captain (3)

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17 Reviews:

Nick24
It's captain. Not colonel, captain!

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Tagged as: Avoidance Meme Captain
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 65 65
Jul 31, 2018
OnlyFireball
I usually like meme games. This one I'm definitely not a fan of. The avoidance has a few bullshit attacks that threw me off completely from enjoying the game.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance Meme
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Rating: 2.5 25       Difficulty: 70 70
Nov 10, 2015
Xplayerlol
Joke game consisting of a platforming section and an avoidance. The platforming section looks like a normal needle screen at first glance, but you'll suddenly realize that it's not. Both visible portals are fake, and you'll suddenly find yourself lost in a maze of invisible/fake blocks and invisible portals, which basically turns the platforming section into a guessing game of "where is the real portal" with a lot of boring needle jumps involved. I'm pretty sure I can't even call it a "puzzle", since there's nothing to decipher at all. Luckily, the "Pirate Plunder" file shows where is the right portal, but even then, you can still get lost because that portal leads to another section with another fake portal. The right portal is invisible. The platforming is simply unbearable.
The avoidance is mostly fun, though. Themed on the numerous Colonel fights that exist in fangames, it consists of two phases, and the game autosaves once you reach the second one. Multiple phases of straight RNG-heavy attacks and one or two simple pattern attacks, which you'll probably have to die in order to learn, but since they are so few, they aren't really an issue. There are some really bad luck-based RNG attacks, though, specially the attacks in the first phase that occur while the song is at the "Goooooo left go right go pick up the step go left go right go left!!!!" part, which can wall you really easily and there's nothing you can do about that. There are two of these attacks, one at the beginning and one right before the platform part. Both are terrible, and having one of those at the end of the fight is a particularly bad idea (Having one of those anywhere in the fight is already a bad idea anyway).
I'm not entirely sure about what was the idea behind making the platforming so bad, but it honestly made me dislike the game a lot more than I would if the platforming didn't exist. At least you can skip the portal hunt by checking the Pirate Plunder file, but that doesn't justify the existence of the platforming in any way. The avoidance is still fun, though, and might be worth playing for if you don't mind a couple bad RNG attacks. Would recommend, maybe.

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 68 68
Aug 31, 2016
Gaborro
Don't remember much about the platforming and I don't care for it because the main part that matters is the avoidance. Really fun and banger music picks, and I love the appreciation for the music theme and the taisa culture that this boss does.

Have to agree with the review complaining about the literal first attack of the boss, it does start feeling annoying how you can easily die to it. Also, the invisible bullet bug at the end of the first phase of the boss is dumb

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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 60 60
Mar 2, 2023
LastTISisLife
Colonel before getting famous

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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: 69 69
Sep 6, 2022