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Creator: もさ

Average Rating
5.4 / 10
Average Difficulty
48.2 / 100
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Adventure (1) Avoidance (4) Trap (3) Gimmick (3) Boss (3) Happil (2)


  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk
  • by Wolsk

7 Reviews:

Way harder than the average difficulty rating. Gets especially hard at the end.

Starts off rather simple with a pretty easy trap stage. The first boss you fight is a bunch of cherries that is not too hard but fair. Then you go to a cave stage with a gimmick where you are running low on air and you have to collect capsules or something in order to stay alive. If you run out of air, you're dead... Sorta. Basically, you'll disappear but you won't gain an extra death. If you make it to the end you get to this TV made out of brown blocks and jumping in it throws you to an Miku avoidance. Not very difficult, but has some fast paced attacks. Good visuals as well. Pretty sure after you defeat her you'll have to a bit of platforming. Eventually you get to this screen where you can select between two warps: An black & white stage which isn't too hard and an rather annoying avoidance with some happy pink blob thing with a bow. The intro is pretty dumb and there are a lot of attacks where luck is mandatory. If you beat both warps you clear the game, but there's an warp in the middle that sends you to an extra boss. The extra boss is based on Happil 1 and is the hardest boss in the game. Most of it just dodging attacks but there's an bit of shooting required. When you beat the pink blob thing the TV from before sucks you IWKTG style and throws you to the Miku avoidance from before but with more difficult attacks. You have to be really lucky for this one and dying at it brings you back to the start of the fight. The whole boss is really dumb even when it has the most production value in the game.

Not sure if I would recommend it. Maybe if you would like to try the extra Happil boss but good luck with the avoidance before it.

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 67 67
Jun 9, 2018

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Tagged as: Gimmick
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 30 30
Nov 11, 2015
It becomes suddenly difficult from the way.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 50 50
Apr 17, 2018
Tagged as: Avoidance Trap Gimmick Boss Happil
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Rating: 7.2 72       Difficulty: 53 53
Jul 29, 2022
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Dec 5, 2021