I wanna be the Bosses demo

Creator: アソート

Average Rating
1.1 / 10
Average Difficulty
99.0 / 100
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Boss (1) God_mode (1) Godmode (1)


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4 Reviews:

A true "masterpiece" that had no business sitting on average rating for such a long amount of time. The game includes 4 bosses accompanied by low resolution sprites from games and ear shattering audio right from the start of the game. I'm not 100% sure if all the bosses are actually beatable without the godmode even including TAS play, I would say Kracko is NOT beatable but I'll leave to more senior members for review.

The best (but still god awful) boss in the game is probably the Guy, for one you can damage him during all of his attacks unlike any other boss in the game, and most of his most unfair attacks come later in his attack cycle, so you can avoid them entirely. There are still some "funny" attacks that you have to remember and you should absolutely mute the game for this fight (can be said about every fight that isn't Mario tho)

With Mario we go from terrible territory to What is that ??? territory, as the boss 1) is an avoidance 2) has probably over 20 attacks 3) some attacks take around a minute to finish ! If you used quarter of this boss Mario would still be considered a difficult one.

Bomberman is just cursed, he has all of the problems that I've mentioned for Mario, however the fight is also glitchy as hell, with you getting stuck in the wall, long sections of aimlessly floating in the air and attacks don't even happen on the screen. Unlike Mario where almost all of the encounter could IN THEORY be beaten on the first try, Bomberman uses a lot of attacks that are too fast to react to.

Kracko just makes you wonder what kind of cracko was the author on. It's worth noting that this is both the loudest and ugliest boss in the game, other than that Kracko can be hit only during one attack. He uses it only once per attack cycle at the start and the attack cycle takes around 5 minutes, so if you wanna beat this abomination be prepared for at least 10 minutes of perfect play. I'm not gonna explain how his attacks look like because that would spoil the surprise.

+0,1 point for Guy being beatable by a human being, +0,1 for the creator not lacking enough judgement to finish the game

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Rating: 0.2 2       Difficulty: 99 99
Feb 6, 2020
Unfinished (game ?) with 4 bosses in it. at least one is impossible in its current state. A further 2 of them are TAS only, and the 4th is still insanely hard. You start the game with Godmode activated however so you do get to go through all the attacks of all 4 available bosses.

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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: N/A
Aug 13, 2016
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Jan 30, 2020
Tagged as: Boss God_mode
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Feb 3, 2017