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GameDifficultyUser's Rating
I wanna SlimeTrap 20.0 9.5
We Live Under The Stairs 10.0 8.0
I wanna be the 夕方 20.0 6.0
I wanna be the abduction 40.0 3.5
I wanna DO the JORNEY N/A 1.0
I wanna be the Bosses demo 99.0 0.2
I wanna fortnite 20.0 0.0

7 Reviews

SigmaNoire
For: I wanna be the Bosses demo
A true "masterpiece" that had no business sitting on average rating for such a long amount of time. The game includes 4 bosses accompanied by low resolution sprites from games and ear shattering audio right from the start of the game. I'm not 100% sure if all the bosses are actually beatable without the godmode even including TAS play, I would say Kracko is NOT beatable but I'll leave to more senior members for review.

The best (but still god awful) boss in the game is probably the Guy, for one you can damage him during all of his attacks unlike any other boss in the game, and most of his most unfair attacks come later in his attack cycle, so you can avoid them entirely. There are still some "funny" attacks that you have to remember and you should absolutely mute the game for this fight (can be said about every fight that isn't Mario tho)

With Mario we go from terrible territory to What is that ??? territory, as the boss 1) is an avoidance 2) has probably over 20 attacks 3) some attacks take around a minute to finish ! If you used quarter of this boss Mario would still be considered a difficult one.

Bomberman is just cursed, he has all of the problems that I've mentioned for Mario, however the fight is also glitchy as hell, with you getting stuck in the wall, long sections of aimlessly floating in the air and attacks don't even happen on the screen. Unlike Mario where almost all of the encounter could IN THEORY be beaten on the first try, Bomberman uses a lot of attacks that are too fast to react to.

Kracko just makes you wonder what kind of cracko was the author on. It's worth noting that this is both the loudest and ugliest boss in the game, other than that Kracko can be hit only during one attack. He uses it only once per attack cycle at the start and the attack cycle takes around 5 minutes, so if you wanna beat this abomination be prepared for at least 10 minutes of perfect play. I'm not gonna explain how his attacks look like because that would spoil the surprise.

+0,1 point for Guy being beatable by a human being, +0,1 for the creator not lacking enough judgement to finish the game

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Rating: 0.2 2       Difficulty: 99 99
Feb 6, 2020
SigmaNoire
For: I wanna be the 夕方
Short and easy needle/trap hybrid with an easy Gradius boss at the end. There's not much to say about this game for an experienced player, however if you need a game for someone who's never played a fangame before, this one is a good introduction.

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 20 20
Sep 28, 2019
SigmaNoire
For: I wanna be the abduction
A weird trap/gimmick game where some saves are god awful and some are actually very fun (the first arrow save was my favorite) Getting rid of the trap aspect could help this game. I haven't actually completed the game but I assume I reached the final boss since this version is called 0.1, I had to stop there because the boss has a violent strobe effect for around 15 seconds at the start - not the smartest design decision. Overall I'd say the game lacks a general direction, it's clear that the creator is capable of creating a well designed gameplay based on the best saves so there's definitely ground for an actual good game.

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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 40 40
Sep 27, 2019
SigmaNoire
For: I wanna DO the JORNEY
During my first playthrough I wasn't able to get past the difficulty select screen and rated this game 0, now with some guidance I've been able to get much further - I regretted it.

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: N/A
Sep 27, 2019
SigmaNoire
For: We Live Under The Stairs
Not a traditional fangame by any means, We Live Under The Stairs showcases options for fangames not seen in any other game. I must specifically compliment the game's way of inducing fear with environment and lore instead of relying on jumpscares and/or monsters. Both graphics and music fit the game perfectly, only exception being certain out of place sprites (Minecraft inventory screen ? Really ?) that work against the immersion in the story that the game attempts to create. Gameplay combines point and click games with a fangame in a way that feels very natural. The backtracking that is obviously needed in this type of game doesn't feel annoying as it never takes much time and if you read the text carefully you'll always know where to go and what to do. I recommend everyone to go through the house again after the ending to reveal additional details to do plot.

More games of this kind please.

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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 10 10
Sep 24, 2019
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GameDifficultyUser's Rating
We Live Under The Stairs 10.0 8.0
I wanna SlimeTrap 20.0 9.5
I wanna be the 夕方 20.0 6.0