I Wanna Be A Loser

Creator: RandomChaos_

Average Rating
5.5 / 10
Average Difficulty
35.4 / 100
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Avoidance (3) Trap (1)


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Creator's Comments:

RandomChaos_ [Creator]
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you read
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double barrel buckshot)

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Apr 14, 2018

7 Reviews:

My old review was deleted because it apparently was "not a review", which I'm really confused about. I was just trying to inform people that the game was a .7z file, so that they knew to get something that could open that type of file beforehand. But anyway, now that I actually got 7-zip, I started to play the game, so let's look at it.
First off is...a bunch of error messages. That appears whenever you...do anything. Also, pretty much all the metal ground is ice here. Anyway, there is some vines, conveyor belts, gravity flip things, and other things. I'll edit this review when I get somewhere else.
Edit: Also, there's no music or sound for whatever reason. Or maybe that's just me?
Edit 2: Also, when I close the game, my save file gets erased. I don't know if this is a problem with the game itself, or with 7-zip, but whatever.
Edit 3: After the platforming is a Miku, and I managed to do the first 2 attacks by standing still! (LUL)
Edit 4: I tried moving the file from 7zip to my folder, and it worked! So, the game apparently DOES save your progress, and the avoidance song is "Loser" by Beck, which doesn't make a lot of sense, and also the avoidance isn't in sync with the song.

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Tagged as: Avoidance Trap
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Rating: 5.9 59       Difficulty: 38 38
Mar 17, 2019
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

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Rating: 7.8 78       Difficulty: 43 43
Mar 2, 2019
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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 30 30
Apr 25, 2018
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Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 36 36
Sep 1, 2018
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 5.5 55       Difficulty: 30 30
Apr 14, 2018