i wanna be the milk

Creator: milk

Average Rating
1.5 / 10
Average Difficulty
54.7 / 100
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10 Reviews:

Tehninza
this whole review is basically a spoiler so Man, this game is something. The first stage is 2 saves, one of which is basically free. The bosses are just luck tbh, some create huge amounts of bullets when you hit them. Oh and also there's a piano avoidance and two screens featuring Kamilia. Oh, and one last thing, the songs loop over each other and never end (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BnoPxG1zVU&feature=youtu.be This is an example from mid game, not even at the end) What else is there let's see, so when the final boss ends, you are taken to a clear screen, as it should. BUT the catch here is that the boss is gradius, and basically the entire top of the clear screen is death, and after you kill the boss you are teleported to the same x and y you killed the boss in. So basically you gotta focus to kill the boss at the bottom. Also there's one gigantic screen which is the last screen, it tanked my game fps down to around 15 for the entirety of it, its like a 5x5 screen or something like that, maybe more idk. Either way, this game is the not good and I would not recommend it. Oh also it uses yosniper engine. Oh also it has kill blocks that look the literal exact same as other blocks. This game is special.
oh and lastly if you reset the title of the window says i wanna be like brisulph which makes me wonder if thats some bizarre quirk with yosniper engine or if he literally just decompiled and edited brisulph to make this game

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[6] Likes
Rating: 0.3 3       Difficulty: 60 60
Jan 6, 2019
Notevenamatuer
This milk was spoiled.


















I didn’t actually play the game I just wanted to make that joke. Looks very uninspired and uninteresting though.

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Jan 7, 2019
princeoflight612
You know it's going to be bad when the very first screen is a bunch of annoying traps with happil 2 music to top it off

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Rating: 0.0 0       Difficulty: N/A
Jan 6, 2019
FkucTheCoda
Creating games on Yosniper engine in 2019 lol.

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Jan 6, 2019
Gpalm
Rationale Inside V

Автор создавший данную игру определенно был под синтетическими веществами, поскольку такой несбалансированный бред нужно еще умудриться придумать. У боссов нечестный рандом; полно странных и плохих ловушек, некоторые из них находятся в конце сейвов, причем длинных сейвов, за что огромный минус; я один раз засофтлочился на последних экранах из-за отсутствия сэйв блокеров. Но меня спас Arle17, за что ему безмерная благодарность, он мне восстановил сейв <333; YoSniper Engine один из главных недостатков этой игры, прыжки отвратительны, с блока можно соскользить и т.п. В общем, YoSniper - сасат Peka.
Но в целом игра не так плоха, если все недостатки выше исправить и как следует сбалансировать, то получится +-среднячёк.
Рационале.

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Rating: 4.9 49       Difficulty: 55 55
Mar 9, 2019