i wanna be the crematorio

Creator: 下西アリス

Average Rating
3.5 / 10
Average Difficulty
55.0 / 100
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Avoidance (1) Boss (3) Sudoku (2)


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4 Reviews:

"Jack World guy continues to prove that he was just a one hit wonder with this new pile of garbage."

I saw this game get released earlier today and thought I was gonna have to start another review with this sentence. But I'm glad to be proven wrong: it's not good, but there's definitively some high points here worth playing this for.

Let's get the bad out of the way: 2 bosses around the middle part of the game are pretty not good, and one of them basically demands both autofire and luck to beat. It could maybe be doable if you stood at the back of the room and spent like 5 minutes dodging like a madman, but no one's here to do that. Sadly, the good stuff is mostly after this, so you should power on through this mess.

And now what you came here for: this game seems to have some sort of story, mostly incomprehensible to me because it's in japanese but you can still get some bits here and there even if you don't understand the language. It's honestly somewhat entertaining and definitively surprising, not something I would come to expect from this maker but would love to see more of. Every boss after the bad ones was actually fun for various reasons that I won't get into (final boss can have some garbo but not terrible).

The game definitively has a charm to it and although it's still not a good game, if you're ok with that and want a slightly different experience from what you've come to expect from Jack World guy, then do give this a shot.

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Tagged as: Boss
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Rating: 3.5 35       Difficulty: 60 60
Feb 12, 2020
This game is sort of a follow up to I wanna be the Incimex, it features the same old jack world guy formula. Very short and piss easy platforming stages, and heavy rng dependent bosses, luckily a majority of the bosses are hilarious to watch unfold. One of the bosses in particular tells a heart wrenching tale about the kid going on an adventure and the hardships that come with it.

It's a very good sudoku game if you're fine with rolling the dice a lot on each boss.

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Tagged as: Boss Sudoku
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Rating: 3.0 30       Difficulty: 55 55
Feb 12, 2020
Yo no entiendo el japones, así no entiendo la historia.

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Tagged as: Boss Sudoku
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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: 50 50
Nov 21, 2020
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
Nov 12, 2022