I Wanna Be a Man

Creator: Stennish

Average Rating
4.4 / 10
Average Difficulty
31.0 / 100
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Needle (1) Boss (1) Secrets (1)


  • by CanusAntonius
  • by FusionChan
  • by CanusAntonius

3 Reviews:

As Obama once said "don't pee on the floor, use the commodore". I've taken those words to heart while creating the logo for this game; I made it look like piss candy. The game in quesiton is very difficult to complete so I wanted to capture that in the logo as well, I made the logo very difficult to look at. The logo's unbearing uglieness has inspired absolutely nobody and I suggest bleaching your eyes after seeing it to get your mind off of the terrible design. Thus I have created a newer, greater, most prestigious design I could've made (I made it in 30 minutes instead of 5). I have a privilege that a large amount of people don't have, no not because of the color of my skin but because I have gotten to see that latest version of this game. However that privilege is starting to be more like a rash in this point in time. In conclusion, this project is a dumpster fire waiting to happen.

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Apr 17, 2022
An unfinished work hosted on Itch.IO and made in Gamemaker Studio 2. There's some neat ideas here, such as a good way of doing different difficulty modes and telling you how it changes them (it'll display percentages on the mode select screen). However it falls short of being anything due to how basic and boring the needle is, and makes you do some unsavory stuff even on medium difficulty, such as double corners or incredibly fast conveyors. Also, the game has secrets, which I absolutely do not recommend based on the one I played. It featured the camera zoomed in on the kid and you have to some annoying stuff, such as a long save where one part you go upside down and have to do a long fall not being able to see anything.

I didn't finish it, hence I won't give it a real rating, but I can't really recommend what I played. Also, there may probably be a boss in it somewhere, due to the difficulty select saying it affects Bosses' HP, but I never made it far enough to reach one.

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