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xva
For: I Wanna be the L2S
very unique game. feels a lot older than it is, as the needle has some really antiquated and old-ass precision ideas. the game looks super unique and is very easily recognizable, on top of having some wacky and memorable movements. my personal favorites are the last save and the first save on the 2nd screen. those look and play in a quite funny way. other than that, it's okay at best. I think this game is a bit of a mood, so I gave it a higher score than I usually would

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 53 53
Mar 27, 2025
xva
For: I wanna be the waste of time 3
odd little game which begins with some very basic needle with a bunch of unmemorable jumps, followed by a somewhat fun avoidance. it's worth playing for the avoidance, as it has some pretty interesting ideas for attacks. it's all readable and doesn't require much learning outside of perhaps one attack. you don't really get walled all too often and stuff generally moves quite slowly. song is kind of boring at times, but that might be due to the fact the avoidance itself is quite long (and often stressful at times). nothing too difficult or unique but it for sure isn't the worst game out there. visuals could use some work. black and white works well if used correctly. this just kinda misses the mark

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Tagged as: Needle Avoidance
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Rating: 5.8 58       Difficulty: 52 52
Mar 27, 2025
64superman
For: I wanna be the PDS
In a frigid, snow-covered land, hordes of anonymous penguins come charging at you horizontally from the right, waddling their way left with reckless abandon. Just when you think you’ve made it halfway through the chaos, giant penguins decide to join the party and spice things up. Dodge them all with a hefty dose of skill and a pinch of luck!

I cleared it three times.
Second time: 97 deaths, 20 min.
Third time: 50 deaths, 10 min.

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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 45 45
Mar 27, 2025
xva
For: I wanna jump methodically
fj-based setup needle where pretty much all the jumps boil down to a fj setup. some jumps near the end need jtooling since they can't easily be eyeballed. it isn't exactly FTFA-like due to the lack of any substantial jump variance - they're pretty much all just fjs. the game has three screens and the last one is the hardest due to two jumps being exceedingly difficult (middle bottom jump and the choke plane). the game has a very large amount of corners, but only like three of them are real non-setup corners. there's no music and the visuals are rather bland and uninteresting

EX screen is ridiculous and isn't setup needle at all. no idea if anyone's even done it, I wouldn't recommend playing it unless you have a bunch of time on your hands

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 5.8 58       Difficulty: 76 76
Mar 27, 2025
Jsan
For: I wanna Head over Heels in Love
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: 62 62
Mar 27, 2025
Slends
For: I wanna be the CKM
The kid has gotten into an horrendus car accident and must now survive to go and report everything to the police. All of his friends are dead. Is there any chance for him to survive too?

Well, that's the right word. Chance. This one is ABSOLUTELY 100% luck. How this yepvoidance works is as following: there is a first phase in which 2 different attack are thrown at you.
The second phase is everthing that happened in the first one with the same exact patterns, but reversed, meaning that unless you remember everything that was thrown at you EXACTLY there is no way to beat this one. My suggestion on beating this is staying still and hoping for the best, it took me 25 minutes.
Also, you can't see the kid in all this since hes inside a car, so yeah.

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Rating: 1.7 17       Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 27, 2025
Slends
For: I wanna be the YEE
The kid's hereditary baldness time machine is broken and he now has to escape prehistory to get back home safe! will he be able to do so?

Short 100% luck based yepvoidance, still a really fun experience due to not being too hard or annoying.
Also the yee meme comes from the italian dub of the dinosaurs movie! That's one thing we contributed to in this world.

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Rating: 2.6 26       Difficulty: 35 35
Mar 27, 2025
Slends
For: I wanna be the LGH
The kid has been approved into legal high, meaning hes now a big boy, really!!

One of the easier and simplest yeps out there, it's a single you but you're a giant kid. No weird physics or align manipulation required, just be aware of the kid's hitbox and jump accordingly, you'll get it in a minute or two.

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Tagged as: One_jump
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Rating: 1.7 17       Difficulty: 9 9
Mar 26, 2025
Cythraul
For: I wanna take the Steak
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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: 73 73
Mar 26, 2025
Cythraul
For: I wanna halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
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Rating: 3.3 33       Difficulty: 76 76
Mar 26, 2025
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