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ElCochran90
For: I wanna read the readme
For: I wanna read the readme
I'm crawling out of my hiatus of having stopped reviewing in Del-Fruit as a personal decision, because this brings back memories, and made me consider restart rewriting, at least only for myself, because at the end of the day, reviewing is a core part of my art appreciation and communication process with people around the world. So I'll give this event that credit.
I remember when the community used to be closer and more respectful.
I remember when offenses came from genuine insults rather than actively seeking for them.
I remember when the overall idea of one living however one pleased, without fear of stating how one thinks and expressing their identity and religious worldview wouldn't result in so much retaliation like it happens today.
I remember when landmark human achievements 12-15 years ago used to be applauded as such, and now what you get is just a social-conventionalism "GG" as if beating a 70+ game just earns you another "cool", and that's it, even if you went through hell for beating it. We have desensitized to the magnitude of conquering a "veteran"-difficulty fangame, something that not even Boshy has.
However, things change, not always for the best.
As for this arguably non-game (for the purity and strictness of my terms, it is a game, but not a videogame, and ergo, not a fangame), if we're going sarcasically philosophical like the actual read me, which retroactively makes you symbolically beat the idea of the game, besides being a waste of time, there are two fundamental flaws with it beyond the obvious ones like polluting the wiki with trash:
1) The read-me even fails to predict why I downloaded this non-videogame. It's not for the sake of clearing, nor for going along with the joke, or adding one more clear to the list (which I have purposefully discontinued to update). It's unfunnily repepetitive despite a good grammar. The reason I did it is because of how an experimental idea would be applied, and could write a review about it, and it turned out to be the worst version possible of that iteration.
2) The Spanish-speaking community, myself included, which has openly expressed in live streams, private communications and other public spaces our discontent against the English-speaking community concerning xenophobic attacks based on nationality and age since the Twourney Week 1 incident (which was exactly the catalyst that made me stop reviewing for this site, until now, with a couple of exceptions like "Let's Go Gambling" for the memes), made the joke "I Wanna Read the Readme becoming more real each time" for years straight non-stop. If binding controls is allowed or not, it should be in the readme. The ultimate paradoxical irony boils down to this readme being more explicit about its intent than releasing an unfinished product and releasing it in the readme.
So, concerning point #2, the fatal flaw is that Bubexel never made this game. Someone else did, a Pixar's Cars fan, and now our possibility for a retaliation joke is destroyed.
Hence, the proper response to this is just extinguishing the fire of my disappointment. Legend has it, reacting in this manner gets you banned, but I refuse to believe that possibility: it's a freaking emoji (ascii text in this case which involves a very common safety artifact against fires), so putting normal objects emojis and getting a ban out of it is completely asinine to me. So I refuse to believe it happened. In case it did (heh), then yes, that's a serious deranged case.
Anyways, let me burn this trash properly:
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Now let me extinguish it:
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dp;;;;;;;;$
'$$$$$$$'
There, it's ashes now.
...It's just a fire extinguisher, not a derogatory cancellable term.
Yeah, there's no way that happened.... EVER. Otherwise, we're socially regressing.
[13] Likes
I remember when the community used to be closer and more respectful.
I remember when offenses came from genuine insults rather than actively seeking for them.
I remember when the overall idea of one living however one pleased, without fear of stating how one thinks and expressing their identity and religious worldview wouldn't result in so much retaliation like it happens today.
I remember when landmark human achievements 12-15 years ago used to be applauded as such, and now what you get is just a social-conventionalism "GG" as if beating a 70+ game just earns you another "cool", and that's it, even if you went through hell for beating it. We have desensitized to the magnitude of conquering a "veteran"-difficulty fangame, something that not even Boshy has.
However, things change, not always for the best.
As for this arguably non-game (for the purity and strictness of my terms, it is a game, but not a videogame, and ergo, not a fangame), if we're going sarcasically philosophical like the actual read me, which retroactively makes you symbolically beat the idea of the game, besides being a waste of time, there are two fundamental flaws with it beyond the obvious ones like polluting the wiki with trash:
1) The read-me even fails to predict why I downloaded this non-videogame. It's not for the sake of clearing, nor for going along with the joke, or adding one more clear to the list (which I have purposefully discontinued to update). It's unfunnily repepetitive despite a good grammar. The reason I did it is because of how an experimental idea would be applied, and could write a review about it, and it turned out to be the worst version possible of that iteration.
2) The Spanish-speaking community, myself included, which has openly expressed in live streams, private communications and other public spaces our discontent against the English-speaking community concerning xenophobic attacks based on nationality and age since the Twourney Week 1 incident (which was exactly the catalyst that made me stop reviewing for this site, until now, with a couple of exceptions like "Let's Go Gambling" for the memes), made the joke "I Wanna Read the Readme becoming more real each time" for years straight non-stop. If binding controls is allowed or not, it should be in the readme. The ultimate paradoxical irony boils down to this readme being more explicit about its intent than releasing an unfinished product and releasing it in the readme.
So, concerning point #2, the fatal flaw is that Bubexel never made this game. Someone else did, a Pixar's Cars fan, and now our possibility for a retaliation joke is destroyed.
Hence, the proper response to this is just extinguishing the fire of my disappointment. Legend has it, reacting in this manner gets you banned, but I refuse to believe that possibility: it's a freaking emoji (ascii text in this case which involves a very common safety artifact against fires), so putting normal objects emojis and getting a ban out of it is completely asinine to me. So I refuse to believe it happened. In case it did (heh), then yes, that's a serious deranged case.
Anyways, let me burn this trash properly:
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Now let me extinguish it:
------------..
''........$$$$.
/'.' $;$ '$$.
!./'..$;$.. '$$
!'.$;;;;;;;$. $$
' $;;;;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$
$;; ;;;;;;$ $$.
$;; ;;;;;;$ '$$
$;; ;;;;;;$
$;; ;;;;;;$
$;;;;;;;;;$
dp;;;;;;;;$
'$$$$$$$'
There, it's ashes now.
...It's just a fire extinguisher, not a derogatory cancellable term.
Yeah, there's no way that happened.... EVER. Otherwise, we're socially regressing.
Rating: 0.1 1
Difficulty: 1 1
Nov 12, 2025
Kilgour22
For: I wanna read the readme
For: I wanna read the readme
Is this a real game? Is this just text I see?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
[2] Likes
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: N/A
Nov 12, 2025
RNG_Guy
For: I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion
For: I Wanna Escape The Haunted Mansion
Короткий фанчик, прикольный гимик и хороший визуал
[1] Like
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: N/A
Nov 12, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna see the Cherry brossom
For: I wanna see the Cherry brossom
Starts not promising with boring traps spam, but later on starting to delivers. Some later platforming saves has ideas and were enjoyable. Bosses were generally fun, especially final one is good mess, despite being easy overall. Can't say i could recommend this, but if you is old adventure enjoyer, you can try
[0] Likes
Rating: 6.1 61
Difficulty: 36 36
Nov 11, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna like the Orange
For: I wanna like the Orange
Not bad, but just kinda short, so felt underwhelming in terms of satisfaction. Would recommend tho, if you wanna clear some short easy adventure
[0] Likes
Rating: 5.5 55
Difficulty: 32 32
Nov 11, 2025
LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the Blue world
For: I wanna be the Blue world
One of the saves was absurdly hard compared to others for no reason - what a legendary classic design
Tagged as: Short
[0] Likes
Rating: 3.9 39
Difficulty: 61 61
Nov 11, 2025