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LastTISisLife
For: I wanna be the Little Devil
Ok so... uhhhh. How to start even. This game is surely something. In general if i need to describe this game - it's very very fucking cryptic and awkward. Let's start with something slitghly more bearable - platforming. So this game consists of 4 stages that you can access from hub and then final stage. Pretty much entirety of platforming in this games is very faded, it has bunch of forgettable traps (one screen with triggers was actually quite based and there is wraping maze at some point) and so on. But one exact thing makes platforming kinda interesting - maker puts A FUCKING LOT of secret items in this game. They are mainly hided behind fake walls, which is definitely a moment, and it's quite funny - trying to grab as much as you can during playthrough. Unfortunately, this secret items (they are all looking like some idols) seems to not do anything, maybe they unlock something, but they are not required for any% clear. So yeah, this is just stupid, but enjoyable filler

And now we descend deeply in hell. Bosses of this game is not just ?, they are fucking ???????????????????????. So 4 stages from hub - each has one boss. First boss that i killed - is fun Miku thing, actually like best boss in the game, and it goes that way - you shot Big Miku and she disintegrates on like 100 small Miku that will goes all over the screen. Not that hard as it sound, and it was enjoyable. Second boss that i killed was some dragon or idk, but this thing has a lot of fucking HP, and the thing is you need to shoot in exact hitbox, if you shoot in boss in other place it will punishes you with producing a ton of projectiles

And so with this boss the main fucking issue appears with this game - every boss has a LOT of HP. Not just many, but a fucking huge amount of it. 100 HP is like average index for this game, let me tell you. This dragon boss was at least not that hard, because it becomes hard only if you misses your shot. But the next two bosses are way more cursed. So third boss - triple A. Three symboles "A" will protect small thing, that is your target. If you accidentally shoot one of the A, they will punish you in same way as dragon boss does. But the thing is, unlike previous boss, layout of this boss is way harder to deal with. Symboles will also constantly protect main boss from shooting by basically covering it. So yeah, have fun, trying to killing this bitch. I ended up figuring out some interesting strat (i just drop down to boss itself, which i don't think is intended, but it was way easier overall, even tho not free, since cycles are kinda bruh and boss produces bounce circle burst sometimes, which is meh), but it was still painful as fuck

But not as much as next boss! So fourth boss is actually pit of garbage. If previous ones were at least somewhat redeemable, then meet this fucker. So this boss is just you going through the whole screen 25+ times and shooting 4 triggers per loop, that will damage the boss. Boss will kinda defend himself by producing circle bursts and aiming apples, that can be destroyed, and that's all. It's absolutely boring as fuck fight and while playing this you will be question yourself, why do you even bother to playing that. But if you think this is nightmare, then i have really bad news for you

Because after this and dealing with final stage, there will be another boss that has enormous HP and it will be also fucking hard! Ok, so the positive is, it at least will be kinda fun. The negative is the fight will drive you crazy, because if you are not counting nerd, you will be never know how far you are, because, oh yeah, i forgot to mention - NONE OF THIS BOSS HAS FREAKING HP BAR. Anyways, this boss itself is heavily inspired by HeavenTrap Kid in Destination (you shot - boss attacks in reply) it seems, but it's way harder, because not only various complex attacks, but every attack will also spawn yellow bounces, that are bounces in some crazy way, that can't be even described

If you insane like me, you will beat it eventually. But it will still be not over. The final challenge appears - Final Boss, some old dude, which will be also pretty hard, and guess what - he has fucking DOUBLE HP as previous one. The fight tho will be very similar in style, while attack are different; for example instead of bounces there will be very annoying wind, that can completely blow you - so my advice is not be greedy if you feel like you late. There will be also some unpleasant shenanigans during the fight, and the only like blessed thing is sometimes you will be granted by opportunity to do crucial damage on boss

So as you can see this game goes completely fucking out of rails with bosses. I kinda honestly appreciated how maker actually make such bullshit without letting you even cheezed with autofire (since even despite bosses doesn't have iframes, don't forget they are attacking you in reply, so 5+ shots and you will be dead guaranteed). This is overall a truly journey for only who have a lot of patience. If you didn't mind those kind of things, this even might be somewhat of hidden gem. But if you more on eager side, then welcome to abyss

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Tagged as: Adventure Needle Trap Boss Secret
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 71 71
Jul 16, 2023
Riot3_1_2_1
For: I wanna be the Prismocean
I think if you want to build like marimario, you will add MORE ANIME GIRLS :)

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Tagged as: Needle Trap
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Rating: 7.5 75       Difficulty: N/A
Jul 16, 2023
128Up
For: I wanna be the SPIRAL
Difficulty rating due to a required 2-frame on the last screen.

Four-screen corridor needle game where you traverse similar spiral layouts each time. The first screen has no spikes at all for whatever reason. Spikes appear to have bad collision order, there's a random black square on the background that seems to do nothing, and the game is plagued with occasional stuttering problems for what appears on the surface to be no reason.

Very hard to think of a single redeeming feature on this one, though the maker probably knew that given they rated it a 1 out of 10 themselves, which asks far more questions than it answers.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 0.9 9       Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 16, 2023
PlayerDash2017
For: I wanna hear Okurimono Sunday
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 30 30
Jul 16, 2023
TheRealDarkDeathz0 [Creator]
For: I wanna be the SPIRAL
GAME LINK: https://www.mediafire.com/file/4u0qw2098ko2xzo/I+wanna+be+the+SPIRAL.exe/file

A somewhat high difficulty minigame consisting of four spiral rooms. The first one is absurdly easy, but little by little spikes and other mechanics will be implemented that will make spiraling torture again. It is not very difficult and can be easily completed with some practice

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Rating: 1.0 10       Difficulty: 50 50
Jul 16, 2023
TwistedB
For: Boshy 2
Boshy just got awesome...

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Rating: 10.0 100       Difficulty: 13 13
Jul 16, 2023
Ewe23
For: I wanna be the Prismocean
A good fangame with... not so good traps. I maybe counted a handful that actually made me laugh. The rest were just "anime character kills you!". Maybe they would be funnier if I actually knew who they were, but I don't. So its just confusing and annoying to me.

Everything else about the game is good. I feel like the creator would be better off making games with clever gimmicks instead of traps, as they were great. Standout would be the Koopa part of the game. Which was funny and smart. (Hope I did the spoiler tag right) With that said, its not up for me to decide what should or should not be created. Other reviews seem to have enjoyed the traps, so I am guessing its just a me thing.

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Rating: 6.0 60       Difficulty: N/A
Jul 16, 2023
Mercury
For: I wanna be the Crimson Needle
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 81 81
Jul 16, 2023
Crescendo
For: I wanna fun the Noel
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Rating: 7.0 70       Difficulty: 30 30
Jul 16, 2023
DerpyHoovesIWBTG
For: I wanna be the 力人
Bad needle with Rose Gear Guy themed visuals. The main gimmick here that saving is random and you don't know when the game decides to save or not. As an extra handicap which I didn't figure out until I was close to the end, you can only save if the kid is not inside the save sprite. Keep this in mind for the second to last save as there is a saveblocker on the left, so you must save by jumping over the spike on the right of the save and jumping back to the save and hope that you eventually save.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 1.5 15       Difficulty: 72 72
Jul 16, 2023
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