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egg [Creator]
For: I wanna be the Volatile Presence
For: I wanna be the Volatile Presence
Tagged as: good_music
Flow
[25] Likes
Rating: N/A
Difficulty: 77 77
Mar 9, 2021
Cthaere
For: I wanna Brynhildr Survival
For: I wanna Brynhildr Survival
Very creative and very fun short barrage, giving a good array of attacks reading-wise, maintaining a very good pacing and balance throughout and being a great deal of fun to dodge in general. The song is also extremely good, and while production isn't extravagant it feels very clean and has a good tile choice. Would highly recommend as a mid-difficulty barrage, either as a chill clear for an experienced player or a good grind for those who want to climb the avoidance ladder.
Tagged as: Avoidance
[1] Like
Rating: 9.1 91
Difficulty: 62 62
Mar 9, 2021
Nightray
For: Leaf+
For: Leaf+
hard first screen full of generic named jumps, second screen is free. what?
[0] Likes
Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 9, 2021
Nightray
For: Why?
For: Why?
this is just an i wanna maker level. nuff said
[1] Like
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 30 30
Mar 9, 2021
Nightray
For: I wanna be the Fishing Temple
For: I wanna be the Fishing Temple
cleared in approx 700 deaths, give or take a few due to softlocks and savestating (final count 617, ignoring softlocks/savestates and looking at the total i cleared the game with).
yes, this game is awful. or so it's MEANT to be. i had fun. i had a lot of fun. i might sound sarcastic here but i mean every word of this. this game is good. while kakoka was obviously trying to make something nobody would enjoy, i had a really good time (minus some of the gimmicks the late end of the game uses, but only a couple).
i found myself laughing more than raging over a death, and the crashes were always hilarious to see pop up out of nowhere. thing is, the needle isn't even that bad overall, the only bad parts are cheap jumps or mechanics to make you spend more time on the game like crashes/screen resizing, or the generic pain-inducing media, like screen flashes and loud audio.
the only reason this doesn't pick a 10 out of me is simply because of my dislikes, which go into a late end section of the game, so i will spoiler it: i personally disliked the british lab and the fishing temple due to there being screen gimmicks mixed in with more annoying jumps, making it a lot less enjoyable to play the later half. if it was only harder needle without the screen gimmicks (or maybe a different gimmick to replace it), i would be giving this game a GENUINE 10.
kakoka might have strived to piss everybody off in the creation of this hellscape, but i personally really enjoyed the adventure. now i must sail to my homeland, in this endless sea.
[3] Likes
yes, this game is awful. or so it's MEANT to be. i had fun. i had a lot of fun. i might sound sarcastic here but i mean every word of this. this game is good. while kakoka was obviously trying to make something nobody would enjoy, i had a really good time (minus some of the gimmicks the late end of the game uses, but only a couple).
i found myself laughing more than raging over a death, and the crashes were always hilarious to see pop up out of nowhere. thing is, the needle isn't even that bad overall, the only bad parts are cheap jumps or mechanics to make you spend more time on the game like crashes/screen resizing, or the generic pain-inducing media, like screen flashes and loud audio.
the only reason this doesn't pick a 10 out of me is simply because of my dislikes, which go into a late end section of the game, so i will spoiler it: i personally disliked the british lab and the fishing temple due to there being screen gimmicks mixed in with more annoying jumps, making it a lot less enjoyable to play the later half. if it was only harder needle without the screen gimmicks (or maybe a different gimmick to replace it), i would be giving this game a GENUINE 10.
kakoka might have strived to piss everybody off in the creation of this hellscape, but i personally really enjoyed the adventure. now i must sail to my homeland, in this endless sea.
Rating: 8.0 80
Difficulty: 65 65
Mar 9, 2021
fubukiofficial
For: I Wanna Be The Okroshovka (Best Fangame Ever)
[0] Likes
For: I Wanna Be The Okroshovka (Best Fangame Ever)
[0] Likes
Rating: 2.0 20
Difficulty: 70 70
Mar 9, 2021
Stinkycheeseone890
For: I wanna CoinStack 1000
For: I wanna CoinStack 1000
rating based on any%, probably like 75 for 100%. i dont really have anything new to say about the game though. the movement just feels so smooth and it's such a unique breath of fresh air from the fangame norm nowadays, which tends to be a lot of needle. there's plenty of new gimmicks and mechanics to explore in this game that can be used in a variety of ways, that the level design definitely explores to their individual potentials. genius level design, for a concept so simple. ill definitely find myself playing this game in the future, many times surely. id recommend this to any person who enjoys platformer games, not even just fangames.
[1] Like
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 60 60
Mar 9, 2021
CeleCele
For: -I Can Leap-
For: -I Can Leap-
Generic needle game with guyrock music.
It feels like the same same room with a different jump order everytime.
Can't recommend, unless you really like bonking and diagonals.
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It feels like the same same room with a different jump order everytime.
Can't recommend, unless you really like bonking and diagonals.
Rating: 2.3 23
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 9, 2021
Fere
For: I Wanna be the RO
For: I Wanna be the RO
Bruh it's Wolfi Needle, plus fun bosses. What else do we need? Play it!
Did I mention easter eggs and epic chokes?
[2] Likes
Did I mention easter eggs and epic chokes?
Rating: 10.0 100
Difficulty: 70 70
Mar 9, 2021
Delicious Fruit