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Elaina
For: I wanna Lap Around
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Rating: 8.0 80       Difficulty: N/A
May 15, 2024
TheChiekurs
For: I wanna be the unikurage
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: N/A       Difficulty: N/A
May 15, 2024
Jopagu
For: I wanna clear the Fifty Floors
While this game has a lot of interesting stuff, it's strewn about between frankly really unpleasant platforming. There's some really interesting vine and jump refresher needle, and I liked a lot of the creative movements it's used for. However, the normal needle is super uninspired and unfun. It's just a lot of diagonal and corner spam. I usually don't mind generic jumps, but this takes it to a ridiculous degree. The design of a lot of floors is really bad too, with awkward and boring jumps.

The final floor is notably bad, it's a huge difficulty spike and is mostly unfun jumps, in particular a corner near the beginning. Overall, I really can't recommend this game, which is a shame, as a cut down version of just the interesting vine/refresher jumps would be really cool.

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Tagged as: Needle x_Floor
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Rating: 4.5 45       Difficulty: 70 70
May 15, 2024
Lucien
For: I wanna thank you gafro!!!!
Tagged as: Needle Gimmick
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Rating: 4.7 47       Difficulty: 77 77
May 15, 2024
K_YouTube
For: I Wanna Be The Fairy
Tagged as: Trap Boss
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 35 35
May 15, 2024
ameliandyou
For: Boshy Story
Boshy Story is an experience.

(Rating based on easy mode)

Stage 1:

Introduces the terrible physics engine via the use of glitchy blocks and spikes.

I have no clue where to start. All of the sprites look terrible, either the maker didn't know how to import sprites correctly or used images from google. I can't tell which one it was but tbh it is likely both.

Rubbing against the blocks refreshes your jump and makes this microwave sounding noise. I think its supposed to be the landing sound constantly playing? idk.

The controls are shift to go to the main menu, and d to shoot and f to jump. I don't think you can change them and they are awful lol.

The game saves the ENTIRE ROOM and not your character's position. This is horrible, as it means it is incredibly easy to softlock. If you save as you are falling near spikes, you likely have to start the whole game over again. Much of the challenge in the platforming segments comes from either finding which blocks are fake and where the invisible blocks are and avoiding saving as to not softlock yourself.

If you choose to play, constantly back up your saves as it is so so so easy to get stuck.



Boss 1: The Guy

An image of "The Guy" jittering around shooting spikes at you. Incredibly luck based, and there is SO much screenshake. bleh.

Stage 2:

Introduces the gravity flip, however for some reason the up gravity is MUCH harder to jump with. It maxes your upwards speed if you aren't jumping for some reason making some jump refresher sections an absolute nightmare.

Also I forgot to mention, half of the time when you jump on the easy mode blocks they instantly kill you. No clue why that happens.


Boss 2: The Child

An image of some random kid's head that teleports around in a way that definitely doesn't look intended and shoots lazer pngs at you. I don't know who this kid is, I am assuming it is the maker but I could be wrong lol.


Stage 3:

A bit short, you just climb up as some blue blocks rise slowly.

The last screen is a bit odd, idk how to describe it but you basically are saving as you dodge some random blue blocks, each time you save saving their position. When they are all gone, you do this 10 second drop thing.

Boss 3: Solgyrn

There is no save before this fight for some reason so you have to do the drop AND watch the cutscene each time you fight it.

Terrible boss, either bugs out and does the same attack for a minute or disappears. The time I beat it was because it didn't stop doing the first attack, the one attack you can actually shoot it.


Stage 4:

Forgettable and you can skip most of the first screen by going to the far right. There is a massive pac man doing something? This area seems to be trigger - focused and it is not fun at all.


Boss 4: Pac Man

Nothing boss. Summons in ghosts which hop around, and sorta follows you until you kill it. The arena is huge with a ton of traps and what not.


Stage 5:

Another nothing stage. Last section has some turrets which you need to kill to unlock the end, and if you miss some of them because you didn't KNOW you had to kill them you are softlocked lol. Also no save before the boss so have fun doing 30 seconds of nothing before having a chance to fight it.

Boss 5: Sonic

Most complex fight and also the hardest. Its really bad, I am quite tired writing this but like imagine the worst take on sonic from boshy you can think of.


This was where my journey ended. I have no clue how much is left, but I don't have the strength to find out. Solgryn promised he would return after the fight, so maybe he does return? Maybe it has 12 worlds just like boshy. Maybe it ends after Sonic.

The world will never uncover the mystery of boshy story. But if for some reason a brave soul is able to best the wicked sonic, then please let me know I am like super super curious.

I can't justify giving this game a 0.0 or something because it had a lot of heart put into it.

Behind every strange boss and every misaligned jump refresher was a starry eyed kid who wanted to make the next boshy.

After all, the file isn't called boshy story. It is called "boshy2," it seemed like it was intended to be a sequel to boshy.

I am too tired to reread this review, but boshy story deserves a second chance. i also really want to know how it ends like does solgyrn come back?!?!?! is there a good stage waiting just behind the dumpster fire that is sonic?

We may never know :(

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Rating: 4.0 40       Difficulty: N/A
May 15, 2024
K_YouTube
For: I wanna Fa Duliu 2
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 45 45
May 15, 2024
Jopagu
For: The fooled clown
The needle is really fun for the most part. The game uses jtool gimmicks really well, particularly water. There are a lot of saves with cool movement and pathing. My biggest issue is the final save, which is the hardest and has an annoying platform grab. If this platform bit were changed, my opinion of the game would be higher.

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Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 7.8 78       Difficulty: 51 51
May 15, 2024
Needle_Satan
For: I wanna be the RZ
Awesome needle! Garbage bosses... At least they are fairly memorable
Needless to say, I enjoyed every aspect of the game anyway.

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Tagged as: Needle Trap Boss
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Rating: 9.0 90       Difficulty: 80 80
May 15, 2024
Needle_Satan
For: I wanna be the Plasma
More like I wanna stand in the corner and pray lol

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Tagged as: Avoidance RNG
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Rating: 5.0 50       Difficulty: 60 60
May 15, 2024
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