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Emmanating
For: I wanna be the X
For: I wanna be the X
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 3.5 35
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 4, 2016
Dribix
For: I wanna be the Paradox
For: I wanna be the Paradox
Tagged as: Avoidance
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Rating: 7.0 70
Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 4, 2016
joseph567
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
Cool needle game except for dotkid screens...
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Rating: 6.0 60
Difficulty: 48 48
Mar 4, 2016
Paragus
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
For: I wanna Neonize the Needle
Another great addition to the Neon series. 50 rooms of good platforming, nice visuals, and a great soundtrack make this game pretty enjoyable.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 8.5 85
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna Dorito
For: I wanna Dorito
"I like doriitos! The world likes doriitos!"
Two needle-ish screens followed by a joke avoidance. I kinda of enjoyed it, but it's a bit too short to be anything at all. Not sure if I would recommend.
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Two needle-ish screens followed by a joke avoidance. I kinda of enjoyed it, but it's a bit too short to be anything at all. Not sure if I would recommend.
Rating: 4.7 47
Difficulty: 37 37
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Husband
For: I wanna be the Husband
Nice fangame split into two stages with a boss at the end. Both are quite generic on their own way, but enjoyable for the most part. Nice musics and visuals, annoying death sound. Last boss is a bit too simple, but it isn't bad at all.
It's not bad, but it isn't anything particularly good either. Probably wouldn't recommend.
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It's not bad, but it isn't anything particularly good either. Probably wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 40 40
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna U-n!!
For: I wanna U-n!!
Three screens of needle-ish stuff followed by boss. A fair share of uninteresting platforming and unfair RNG. Nothing worth playing for. Wouldn't recommend.
Tagged as: Needle
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Rating: 4.0 40
Difficulty: 39 39
Mar 4, 2016
Xplayerlol
For: I wanna enjoy the Birthday of King 3
For: I wanna enjoy the Birthday of King 3
Started out looking quite promising, disappointed me really quickly. There's an intro stage referencing the easy version of Birthday of King 2, then 2 normal stages with 2 bosses. This is a trap-heavy fangame, but many traps are really uncreative, some of them falling straight to the pointless flying spike category. The funnier traps are recycled over and over so many times that they get boring really quickly. There are some troll portals on the vein of Orbit, and I believe that it's the first time I've seen a poorly designed one. The cherry portal is nice and kinda funny, but the ayy lmao portal is quite bad. It works just like standard invisible block mazes, where you have to jump around, trying to guess where is the next invisible block. And obviously, these troll portals are also overused. Meh. The last screen is a masterpiece. There are some nice gimmicks around, not all of them particularly well used.
The bosses are giant cherries. They are kinda nice, with some creative attacks, the first one being particularly well-made, but both have their share of awful stuff. Both start using two attacks at the same time once they take enough damage, with some attack combinations whose RNG simply doesn't work well. This also makes them the kind of boring boss that is too easy at the beginning and too hard near the end. Classic.
I wanted to like this game, but I can't bring myself to. Wouldn't recommend.
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The bosses are giant cherries. They are kinda nice, with some creative attacks, the first one being particularly well-made, but both have their share of awful stuff. Both start using two attacks at the same time once they take enough damage, with some attack combinations whose RNG simply doesn't work well. This also makes them the kind of boring boss that is too easy at the beginning and too hard near the end. Classic.
I wanted to like this game, but I can't bring myself to. Wouldn't recommend.
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 62 62
Mar 4, 2016
Paragus
For: million slant needle
For: million slant needle
Why play a needle game if it's the same 2 jumps over and over again. Also the color of the spikes overlayed on the background on certain spots makes it hard to see at times.
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Rating: 3.0 30
Difficulty: 45 45
Mar 4, 2016
Viridian
For: I wanna GNU
For: I wanna GNU
Screen flashing randomly can throw you off really quickly.
Other than that, good job on the effects, pretty fun levels.
I Wanna Be The Orion/10
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Other than that, good job on the effects, pretty fun levels.
I Wanna Be The Orion/10
Rating: 5.0 50
Difficulty: 50 50
Mar 4, 2016