Reviews List - Delicious Fruit

Xplayerlol
For: I wanna be the Dallas!

Wow. This is easily one of the worst fangames I've ever played.
Tedious platforming, random placement for everything, the tilesets aren't the standart ones, but they're mixed with the backgrounds in a way that only makes this game seem even more of a joke game. Everything is all about invisible blocks, fake blocks and triggers, sometimes getting cryptic in a bad way (You just jump everywhere to see what triggers what). Generic traps and restarting music. Objects programmed in a bad way, combined with screens planned in a bad way (At a certain screen, there's one moving block that moves at a speed that is so low it's ridiculous, and the block doesn't pull the kid, which means that you have to walk forward slowly, left-stop-left-stop again, through quite a while). Lack of save blockers combined with the placement for everything (Including saves and obstacles) makes it easy for you to save inside a spike, or inside a goomba. And there's a boss at the end of the game that doesn't even seem like a boss at all, he just makes money rain miles away from the kid, so you'll only die if you want to. Oh, and you need to jump through invisible blocks to kill him, of course.
It's just that kind of fangame that makes many other fangames thought to be bad seem like masterpieces. There's absolutely nothing good I can mention about it. Wouldn't recommend, wouldn't recommend and would never recommend.

Tagged as: Trap

[1] Like

Rating: 0.1 1 Difficulty: 32 32

May 31, 2015

patrickgh3
For: I wanna be the Husband

Short needle / trap game with two nice IWBTG soundtrack medleys for music. The platforming design is alright but generic in a few places, and the traps and gimmicks were pretty entertaining. The final boss is entertaining and fair. Overall, a pretty mediocre fangame in my opinion, but pretty enjoyable.

Tagged as: Needle Trap Boss Short

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Rating: 4.2 42 Difficulty: 48 48

May 31, 2015

Bob
For: I wanna be the Small town

Tagged as: Trap

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Rating: 1.5 15 Difficulty: 50 50

May 31, 2015

Kryshtal
For: I wanna PoPoPo

You get a really easy screen of spikes and then a Miku avoidance. Some attacks are repeated, and the RNG in some can corner you easily. A more experienced player could blaze through it, but it took me half an hour. The song is really catchy and happy.

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Rating: 5.0 50 Difficulty: 25 25

May 31, 2015

Bob
For: I wanna break the School

terrible boss fight game

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Rating: 2.0 20 Difficulty: N/A

May 31, 2015

aliceNobodi
For: I Wanna Be The 4 Elements

A Strange, outgoing IWBTG game. I say that because, being on mobile, you play with sometimes unresponsive touch controls, which to say the least could have been avoided if you just put it on a computer.

It's moderately difficult, in some cases unnecessarily, so I give it a 64/100.

It consists of four stages, each with a different element. Beating a stage gives you a power, and you use it in the next stage.

The music is sub par, the stages are lack luster, and the bosses are pretty easy.

In my opinion, not worth the $4.99 I spent for it. (Remember kids, this is the only IWBTG game you have to pay for! \o/)

Edit: I was wrong, I found out this is the only guy game on iOs. There is also I wanna be the guy! and I Wanna Conquer the Mobile on android. But that's for another day.

[2] Likes

Rating: 4.5 45 Difficulty: 64 64

May 31, 2015

Bob
For: I wanna use Spare time

Interesting game. the last screen sucks.

Tagged as: Gimmick

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Rating: 5.0 50 Difficulty: 40 40

May 31, 2015

Bob
For: I wanna kill the Kermit